Enid: We should be out there, searching for Tyler! Not in here, not... searching.
Eugene: Sleep is a curse. Yet it's a curse I shall bear to live. -Eugene Ottinger.
Wednesday: Eugene isn't like us. He needs a rest.
Eugene: Don't you guys need rest too? You look exhausted.
Enid: *About to pass out from exhaustion*
Wednesday: *Ready for a fight with god*
Bianca: *Looking like a living dead*
Bianca: We look awesome.
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Jiang Cheng: Don't you guys have anything better to do then annoy me?
Nie Huaisang: Nope!
Wei Wuxian: PREPARE TO BE ANNOYED!
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Emma: We can't fight these things forever!
Emma: ...Well, we can but I don't want to.
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Glamrock Bonnie: Did they hurt you?
Glamrock Freddy: No, no. I’m okay! Did they hurt you?
Glamrock Bonnie: Who cares?
Glamrock Freddy: I do!
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Meta Knight: Are we really going to let Kirby keep Magolor?
Dedede: *shrug* We kept Marx.
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Lucius: Don't you two have anything better to do than annoy me?
Bellatrix: Nope!
Draco: PREPARE TO BE ANNOYED!
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Baby Katara, on the phone: It's my Grandfather! He wants to talk to your dad!
Baby Zuko: GAH! My dad's in jail!
Baby Katara: He doesn't know that! What do we do?!
Baby Zuko: *shoves the phone to Lu Ten*
Baby Zuko: Quick pretend to be my dad!
Lu Ten: Hello, Dad here. Yes the children are playing swords.
Lu Ten: WITH swords. They're bleeding. Oh no. They are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up*
Baby Zuko and Baby Katara:
Lu Ten: I panicked-
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11: We make a pretty great team.
River: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.
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Henry: Aren’t they all, like, hot girls? You’re not exactly a hot girl, Tozier
Richie: *gasps* Well if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you HAHAHA
Bev *laughing*: Richie! Good one! Hahaha
Richie & Bev: *high five*
Henry: You’re a joke! You know that, right?! You’re a big joke!
Richie: It must be tougher for you, Bowers. At least people like jokes! HAHAHAHA
Bev *laughing*: Oh, Richie, you’re on fire! haha
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sirius: you shouldn’t be anywhere near the fight! you’re too important!
harry: i am not!
sirius: yes you are!
harry: no!
sirius: why wont you just let me do this for you reggie!
harry:
sirius:
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Thomas: Can you tell me where to find the dark sides?
Logan: Oh, you don’t want to go where they are. It's a mess. Let's just stay here, where everything is alphabetized!
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tony: peter, you're grounded.
peter: what?!
tony: no, no, i mean you're grounded! you don't get to leave earth.
peter: oh.
peter:
peter: WHAT?!
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Wei Wuxian: I guess I'm too tough to cry.
Wen Qing: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Wei Wuxian: They don't have any arms!
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David: Are we really going to let Belle keep Zelena?
Snow: We kept Regina.
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Vanessa: Are we really going to let him keep that?
Roxy: We kept Gregory.
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[Police siren noises]
Eddie: Oh, shoot.
Frank: Sallene, pull over, and get your license out.
Sally: I don't have a license!!!
Frank/Eddie: WHAT?!
Eddie: But you're a grownup!!
Sally: W-What was I supposed to tell the DMV, that I'm from space?! I'M NOT EXACTLY A CITIZEN, EDDWARD!!!!
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