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fandorkofeverything · 2 months

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*Branch's knife goes flying and hits Clay in the leg*

Clay: *screams loudly in pain*

John: OH MY GOD!!!!! No, I'm gonna be sick!

Clay: *still screaming*

Bruce: Branch, what happened??

Branch: *in the distance* It was an accident!

Floyd: Bruce! Is Clay bleeding???

Clay: IT'S STILL. IN MY LEG!!!!!

*something comes flying at Floyd*

Branch: FLOYD, WATCH OUT!!!!!

#incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls floyd #trolls clay #trolls branch #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #brozone #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #trolls incorrect quotes

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fabuloustrash05 · 3 months

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Vaggie: The Exorcists only understand one language.

Angel Dust: …English?

Vaggie: No, FISTS!

Niffty: What about feet?

Vaggie: *sighs* They also understand feet.

Husk: That would make them bilingual.

Vaggie: URGH!!

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #source: tmnt 2012 #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #hazbin hotel #hazbin vaggie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin niffty #hazbin husk

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temmtamm · 2 years

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HI :D canción you do Rise boys x with a reader being in shock or surprise they can get informe their shells? ( I felt bambozeld when I saw them get informe their Shell the first time 😅) reader can Be she/her or they/them.

✰RISE BROS SHELLING IN FRONT OF S/O✰

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☪︎RAPH☪︎

He first shelled in front of you when he was training with you.

He rarely shells but he say a chance to get a leg up in the battle by doing so and took it.

Once he popped back up, all he saw was your flabbergasted expression and he is equally as confused as he figured you'd know he could do that.

It was a bit uncanny seeing such a humanoid mutant pop into their shell, but you eventually found it humorous and started begging him to do it.

↯LEO↯

He, like Raph and Donnie, rarely shells mostly because he doesn't really get scared enough to do so.

The first time he shelled was during a 'Prank-a-thon' you two were doing where you decided to sneak up behind him in a ghost face costume.

He, unlike the others is pretty embarrassed of the incident and tries so hard to make sure you won't tell the others.

It gives you an automatic monoplane on him whenever he brings up anything embarrassing you did.

ᥫ᭡MIKEYᥫ᭡

He is the one who shells the most often so it wasn't far in the relationship until you saw it.

It was movie night and you two were snuggled up together watching a scary movie when a particularly gorey part came on.

Suddenly, you were holding a shell instead of the full Mikey. You freaked out a bit, thinking Mikey might've gotten scared out of his shell or got hurt, but after a bit of explaining, it clicked.

Nowadays, you grew so desensitized to it, that you usually just carry Mikey/his shell so that way he knows that your there whenever he's scared.

➷DONNIE➹

He has a leg up on all the others as softshell turtles cannot shell up/protect themselves with their shell.

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They DO however hide under sand and mud, which means if you scare him bad enough, he hides under his battle shell or his blankets.

This habit is of his is endearing in your eyes, although he is embarrassed by it and tries to hide it. He, like Leo is embarrassed by it but unlike Leo, he would actually be hurt if you told the others about it.

Thanks for reading ♥︎

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spiltinksky · 5 months

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Jeonghan: The first rule of being a doctor is "Do no harm."

Jeonghan: Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

#jeonghan #incorrect seventeen #incorrect kpop #incorrect svt #incorrect quotes #seventeen #incorrect seventeen quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect svt quotes #svt incorrect quotes #svt #kpop #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #source: tmnt

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cod-dump · 10 months

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Alejandro: I'm coming for you Valeria! And nothing's gonna stop me!

Valeria: Ha! Except my killer dolphins trained to eat human flesh! Adíos, Vaquero!

#submission #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #rudy's watching this like 'oh yeah i was the better choice here absolutely 100%'#valeria has an assortment of pets that are trained to eat human flesh #like her pit of man eating rabbits that she can't wait to terrorize alejandro with #call of duty #cod mwii #alejandro vargas #valeria garza #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-losers · 8 months

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Eddie: What if It melts his brain?!

Bev: It won’t. And even if It did who’d know the difference?

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #source: tmnt 2012 #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

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filmyocean · 10 months

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Kuwei: Who are the Dime Lions? Jesper: If we told you, we'd have to kill ya Wylan: ...You see the Dime Lions are the rivals to Kaz's gang

#source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #i just think they’re funny #kuwei is so unimpressed #nina cackling in the background fs :)#kuwei yul bo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #its that time again to remind you that the sunshine is sarcastic #six of crows #incorrect six of crows quotes #wesper #shadow and bone

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incorrect-malfoys · 8 months

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Rodolphus, to Bellatrix: *meeting Narcissa* Friend of yours?

Narcissa: Sister, actually

Rodolphus: Yes, I can see the family resemblance

Narcissa: I’m the pretty one

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #rodolphus lestrange #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #hp fandom

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weirdkev27 · 6 months

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Fizzaroli: And you, snake eyes, why do you sound so weird?

Sir Pentious: Me sound weird? Heard yourself lately?

#fizzarolli #sir pentious #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect helluva boss quotes #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

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minecraftcorrectmode · 7 months

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(in a bad guy lair)

Axel, out of breath: How many...more floors...we gotta go?

Jesse: Oh, about twenty.

Axel: Let 'em just take over the world. It's not worth it.

#mcsm #mcsm axel #mcsm jesse #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

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theotherbackgrounder · 1 year

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Wonderlandians on an adventure.

Bunny Blanc sprains her ankle.

Alistair, panicking: Don’t worry. I’ll get you a doctor!

Lizzie, confused: Don’t you mean a veterinarian?

Alistair: Fine. I’ll kidnap a doctor and a veterinarian!

Kitty: You might want to get me two nurses while you’re at it!

#ever after high #alistair wonderland #bunny blanc #lizzie hearts #kitty cheshire #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 year

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Team RWBY engages a pack of grimm...

Ruby: You take the ugly one!

Weiss: No, you take the ugly one!

Yang: I'll take the ugly one!

Blake: ...which one's the ugly one?

#submission #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

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jgvfhl · 2 years

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Rex to Anakin: Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

Echo: I think he's thinking what you think he's thinking.

Fives: If he's thinking what I'm thinking, then I'm thinking we shouldn't just be thinking. What do you think?

Tup: Uh... huh?

#incorrect clone wars quotes #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #captain rex #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #clone trooper tup

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temmtamm · 2 years

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Yandere Donnie w sweet and introverted nb reader who has difficulties making new relationships, to make matters worse, out of the whole group reader's more closer to donnie

✦〰︎YANDERE DONNIE W/ INTROVERT S/O〰︎✦

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In short, he adores it!! Although he wants you to be more social with his siblings and April that way you can widen your social horizons, he appreciates the dependency.

He also has a hard time communicating with others, which allows you two to stay in his lab for hours and hours on end and he gets your attention all to himself.

He loves to test his inventions out on/with you and sometimes throws some small fits when you have to make a rain check on them as he feels he's owed the attention at times.

As much as he adores your attention, he can sometimes grow exhausted when he needs some time to himself, leaving him to hand you off to his other brothers.

If you have a tendency to have panic attacks when around others you aren't comfortable with, he will quickly erase this behavior and work on trying to get comfortable with you.

He even made a special part in his lab specifically so you can chill with him and even fall asleep if youd like when at the lair.

On the extremely rare chance that you are able to open up and make another friendship, he'd definitely talk shit both behind their back and to their face until he inevitably scares them off.

And god forbid you getting into a relationship with someone else. He isn't found of physical violence when unnecessary, but for your S/O, he'll make an exception.

He reasons all of this with the fact that he doesn't want anyone to hurt or ruin you and by extension, your relationships with people out of his friend group.

In reality though, he just grew far too comfortable with having someone being dependent on him.

Thanks for watching ♥︎

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fabuloustrash05 · 7 months

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Bulma: Okay, focus, Goku. This is basic stuff.

Vegeta: Bulma, are you seriously trying to explain black holes to Kakarot again? It's a waste of time!

Goku: Whatever. I can do science stuff. I'm great at dancing the robot.

Gohan: The robot dance isn't science.

Goku: It is when I do it!

Goku: *starts doing the robot*

Android 16: Speaking as a robot, that's actually pretty good!

Bulma: Black holes suck in everything. Not even light can escape a black hole's gravitational singularity.

Goku: Why not?

Bulma: Because they're infinitely dense.

Vegeta: So they're just like you, Kakarot.

[Everyone laughs]

Goku: …I don't get it.

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cod-dump · 11 months

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Ghost: *summoning an army of pigeons using a pigeon puppet*

Soap: I don't know what worries me most... that this actually works, or that Ghost carries around a pigeon puppet.

#submission #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #he takes turns carrying around different puppets #he has an elmo puppet on him almost at all times during missions #cod mwii #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes

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