#source: the hangover

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?

Scott: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.

#source: the hangover #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[As soon as Cyclone steps out of Top Gun]

Maverick: Sir, I was...

Cyclone: *wearing sunglasses* It's the weekend. I don't know you. You do not exist.

#cyclone can’t put up with this sh*t anymore #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson #maverick top gun #incorrect quotes #source: the hangover #top gun: maverick #tgm #pete mitchell #beau simpson #cyclone top gun #incorrect tgm #top gun #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect maverick #maverick #cyclone #maverick mitchell #cyclone simpson

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Peter: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.

#source: the hangover #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[crybabycunt]

(on their first assignment together)

Kate: I want you to know, Yelena, I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever, speak a word of it.

Yelena: Okay. Thank you. I don't think that—

Kate: Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we needlessly kill someone.

Yelena: What?

Kate: You heard me. I won't tell a soul.

Yelena: Okay. Yeah, I got it. Thank you.

Kate: No, thank you. (she hugs Yelena)

#trying to impress your crush #bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #black widow #hawkeye #crack #funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #source: the hangover

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#ffviir #ff7r #final fantasy vii remake #final fantasy 7 remake #cloud strife #aerith gainsborough #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the hangover

[ficsficsficsallfics]

Once Qiu gets off the clock

Jian Yi: Hey, Brother Qiu-

Brother Qiu: It's the weekend, Jian Yi. I don't know you. You do not exist.*Jumps into He Cheng’s car* Nice car.

He Cheng: Yeah

Brother Qiu: I'm driving.

He Cheng: No chance, but...

Brother Qiu: Will you shut up and drive before one of these nerds ask me another question. *Looks at He Tian* Who's this?

He Cheng: It's He Tian. My brother.

He Tian: I met you like, four times.

Brother Qiu: Oh yeah. How you doin', man?

#19 days #old xian #brother qiu #jian yi #he cheng #he tian #he cheng x brother qiu #source: the hangover

[the-black-bulls]

Nacht: Oh, you having a bad day? Did you die?

Asta: I lost my arm, and my captain.

Nacht: But did you die?

#black clover #nacht faust #asta black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: the hangover #nacht #asta #the black bulls #50

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Coran: Remember. What happens in the Low Lantern stays in the Low Lantern.

Charname: Ah.

Coran: Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back out with you.

#source: the hangover #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #charname #coran

[athfiq]

Shake: “You are literally too stupid to insult.”

Meatwad: “Thank you!”

#aqua teen hunger force #athf #incorrect quotes #posted by mod shintsuki #master shake #meatwad #source: the hangover

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

Jinx: Oh you’re having a bad day? Did you die?

Vi: I got stabbed.

Jinx: But did you die?

#source: the hangover #incorrect quotes #jinx arcane #vi arcane #vi and jinx

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[in a hotel room]

Y/N: Whose fucking baby is that?

Kate: Yelena, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?

Yelena: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.

#source: the hangover #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #avengers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-mms-quotes]

Brown: You are literally too stupid to insult Yellow: Thank you!

#m&ms #m&m candy #incorrect quotes #candy #funny #incorrect m&m's quotes #brown m&m #yellow m&m #source: the hangover

[mamawasatesttube]

i have to admit the phrase "curate your experience!" is kind of a pet peeve to me at this point. like i agree with the sentiment i LOVE the block button she is like a wife to me. and don't even get me started on tag exclusion my sweet darling. however the people who say "ummm just block people and tags sweaty :)" every time someone complains they dislike something are so . like. sorry you guys don't understand that sometimes bitching about stuff on your own personal blog is a way to process negative emotions and move on. sorry you guys don't understand the noble art of haterism or whatever. get well soon

#rimi talks #it just seems so condescending imo like. yeah dude we all know about the block button. sorry the world isnt sunshine and rainbows 24/7 #this isnt even about anyone on one of my posts i just glanced at the notes of that ''enjoying fandom w/o reading the source material--'' #''--is like saying you love a hangover not partying'' post and. some people are so Fucking annoying i think #the most pedantic part of me wants to be like. @ those guys. curate YOUR experiences. #stop telling op and other people who dislike stuff to get over it and shut up (in politer terms but isnt that the sentiment) #its just funny bc i DO agree that you should block people you dislike and take steps to avoid seeing stuff you hate #but the way some people talk about that is sooooo. blocks them blocks them blocks them

[crybabycunt]

Eleanor: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.

Kate: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.

(Yelena pulls up on the driveway and begins yelling)

Yelena: Paging Katniss Everdeen! Katniss Everdeen!

Kate: Um.

Yelena: (honking the horn) Hurry up, purple ranger!

Kate, embarassed: I should go.

Eleanor: That's a good idea, Katniss.

#go go power rangers #bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #black widow #hawkeye #crack #funny #bishlova incorrect quotes #bishova incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: the hangover

[ciitedexcerpt]

This is not my life, I'm no survivor. I only happened to survive.

#lyrics #source : half decade hangover // will wood #half decade hangover #will wood #in case i make it

[bellaroles]

I like it that their rivalry didn't stop after their falling in love but their care for each other is more obvious every chapter. Cui Buqu seems cold and distant sometimes but that's on the outside. The feelings are mutual. And they still can't stop bickering lol.

#fengcui #feng xiao #cui buqu #peerless #meng xi shi #where can i read more of her books i'm running out of translated source to read 😭i'm so hangover after this #feng xiao to cui buqu arch 2: let him fall head first to the mud when he faint because his cloak are bloody and he's a clean freak #feng xiao to cui buqu arch 6: u came back for me! kiss in the rain! fx falls head first in the mud because he's goddamed tired after fightin #cbq gavd him some dead enemy's cloak to warm himself fx too tired to argue lol