#source: the it crowd

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: I'm here to drink wine and kick-ass and I just finished my wine.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #source: the it crowd

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Jason: Neither do I, I'm terrible.

Bruce: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on.

Damian: Oh, okay.

[at the funeral]

Damian: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#source: the it crowd #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw death mention

[emoprincey]

Roman, trying to flirt: I like your glasses.

Logan: They're not for sale.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #ts logan #ts roman #logince #source: the it crowd

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Barbara: Hooray, he's kicked the ball. The ball's over there now.

Keeley: That guy has it now. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball?

Barbara: He has indeed. And apparently and apparently that deserves a round of applause

Keeley: How long do football matches last?

Barbara: A billion hours, apparently.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #keeley jones #barbara ted lasso #source: the it crowd

[blossoms-and-possums]

regulus: i don’t like people

james: aw, that’s not fair, reg. have you met all of them?

regulus: i’ve met enough of them

regulus: people.

regulus: *scoffs*

regulus: what a bunch of bastards

#i’ve had this in my head for so long and i’ve never seen anyone else do this but if someone else has i’m sorry #source: the it crowd #regulus would #i imagine him drinking a mug of black coffee during this interaction #and james looking at him with a bemused look #i won’t give any other context for the situation #i don’t think it needs any tbh #regulus is just a grumpy guy #and james the perpetual people pleaser ofc cannot fathom being so dismissive of the entire human species #but when regulus does it james thinks it’s endearing <3 #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #incorrect quote #possum prattles

[liverobinreaction]

Tim: It's like my dad always says: you should never open the door.

Cassie: What do you mean?

Tim: An unopened door is a happy door, so we never answer ours when someone knocks.

Kon: What, so you all just sit there?

Tim: Yes.

Cassie: So the doorbell goes... and you all just sit there... until the person goes away?

Tim: Yes.

Cassie: What if it's important! What if it's good news?

Tim: This is Gotham, Cassie. It's not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of Joker Gas and knives.

#incorrect quotes #source: the it crowd #rewatched it recently and this scene is just. very deranged tim #batman #tim drake #conner kent #kon-el #cassie sandsmark #core four #young justice

[g1rlr0b1n]

Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Billy: neither do I, I'm terrible.

Jon: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on

Damian: oh ok.

*later at a funeral*

Damian: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#nobody second guesses this because it's on brand for him #except for the people who actually know him #dick: little D wouldn't say that he's a sensitive soul...deep down #tim: that's big talk from a guy who mourned for months after his goldfish died #jason: guy can't go to a pet cemetery without leaving a single rose on each tombstone #damian wayne #jon kent #billy batson #dc comics #source: the IT crowd

[incorrectuksies]

elmer, looking at race: why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

#elmer kasprzak #racetrack higgins #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: the it crowd

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

Haymitch (to Effie)

#source: the it crowd #incorrect quotes #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #ship: hayffie

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Rogue: Neither do I, I’m terrible.

Cleric: Just say ‘I’m sorry for your loss,” then move on.

Barbarian: Oh, okay.

(Later, at the funeral:

)Barbarian: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

#barbarian #cleric #rogue #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #submission #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: the it crowd

[0dde11eth]

The kaer morons telling stories about their ridiculous adventures:

Jaskier: I had a silly mixup at oxenfurt once. I wanted to learn how to cook, so i applied for a cookery course. It wasn't a class at all!

Eskel: what was it?

Jaskier: he was from skellige, so bit of a language gap. He wrote the flyer down wrong.

The witcher's laugh, they've seen all sorts of language differences all over the continent. It's always interesting how slang changes from town to town.

Jaskier: turns out he didn't want to teach me to cook. He wanted to cook me!

*the giggles stop*

Jaskier: what?

Gertalt: he wanted... to cook you?

Jaskier: yes he was a cannibal! Oh and a very nice man in fact we -

Geralt: hang on, he wanted to EAT YOU?

Jaskier: yes geralt keep up. I said no and we talked about poetry for the rest of the evening.

Geralt: with the man who wanted to EAT YOU?

Jaskier: of course, who else?

Eskel: why didn't you call the police?

Jaskier: why would i? He only wanted to eat me WITH permission. And I didn't give it to him.

Eskel: but cannibalism is illegal!

Lambert: ehh it's OK If they have permission

Papa vesemir: Lambert no!

Lambert: it's a grey area, at least give me that!

Jaskier: anyways back to the story, did you know he never read the two headed calf poem? So Naturally I said -

Geralt: *internally screaming and vowing to track down the man*

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #lambert #another day in kaer morhen #eskel #papa vesemir #source: the it crowd

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Tim: Neither do I. I'm terrible.

Dick: Just say “I'm sorry for your loss,” then move on.

Jason: Oh, ok.

*At the funeral*

Jason: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#source: The IT Crowd #dc #dc characters #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #the red hood #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect Jason Todd #incorrect Red Hood #incorrect Dick Grayson #incorrect Nightwing #Dick Grayson #Nightwing #DC Jason Todd #DC Red Hood #DC Dick Grayson #DC Nightwing #Dickie Bird #jaybird #Jaydick #Dickjay

[incorrect-whos-lila]

William:  I'm hanging on by a thread. I think I'll just get through it as long as nothing else bad happens. William: ... There's the phone now.

#who's lila #who’s lila? #william clarke #source: the it crowd #mod lila

[imdefyingmavity]

Mary: Alison, you and Mike shouldn't go to the theatre tonight.

Alison: Oh yeah, why's that?

Mary, turning to the window: An ill wind is blowing! Last night I did hear a crow calling from the trees! Caw! Caw! Well you knows what a crow sounds like.

Mary: When spying on your husband, I saw he did step on some lego. Ooh, it went right in his heel. Then when Julian did turn on the TV, the reception be not great. Not terrible, just not great.

Mary: Hear me well! No good shall come from your trip to the theatre tonight! No good at all! And if you ask me-

Mary: *turns to see Alison has gone*

Mary: Oh that's just bloody rude.

#incorrect bbc ghosts #source: the it crowd #bbc ghosts #alison cooper #mary guppy

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Cylindria: What did you have for breakfast this morning? Pacster: Smarties cereal. Cylindria: I didn’t know they even made Smarties cereal. Pacster: They don’t, I just put Smarties in a bowl of milk.

#pac man and the ghostly adventures #pmatga #incorrect pmatga quotes #pmatga incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the it crowd #pacster #cylindria

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

April: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on.

Casey: Oh, okay.

[at Splinter's funeral]

Casey, to the Turtles: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the it crowd #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #april o'neil #splinter #leonardo #donatello #raphael #michelangelo