#source: the most popular girls in school

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Hey, do you know the password to Bill’s computer?

Charlotte: Fuck you, Ted.

Ted: Hey!!

Charlotte: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTed".

Ted: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

#submission #this is so funny #because theres a bill version of this #source: the most popular girls in school #incorrect quotes #starkid #tgwdlm #incorrect starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Jimmy: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Gem: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.

Gem: You, however, I would maim.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #solidarity gaming #geminitay #source: the most popular girls in school

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *runs towards Medic* Nononononononononononononono-

Medic: Hey Scou-

Scout: *punches Medic’s stomach* UGH!

Medic: *hunched over in agony* WHAT THE FUCK?!

Scout: You are one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this!

Medic: W-What the fuck are you talking about?

Scout: I’m talking about the baby that is growing inside of your belly right now.

Medic: *too stunned to respond*…

Heavy: *looks at Medic's face and then his stomach in rising panic* Увидимся позже! *runs away*

Medic: I’M NOT PREGNANT!

Scout: *proudly flexing his muscles* Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking boxing classes!

Medic: …I was never pregnant, Jeremy.

Scout: *genuinely confused* A-Are you sure?

Medic: Yes, I’m fucking sure!

Demo: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Scout: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Demo: *immediately punches Medic’s stomach*

Medic: ARGH!! *curled up on the floor* MOTHERFUCKER!!

#later: DOKTOR I GOT SUPPLIES FOR OUR BABY! #source: the most popular girls in school #TF2 Scout #TF2 Medic #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Demoman #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [203/?]

#loki #ravonna renslayer #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: the most popular girls in school

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: I think I'm still in love with Nancy.

Dustin: *gasps*

Dustin: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: the most popular girls in school #steve harrington #dustin henderson #stancy

[the-black-bulls]

Solid: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Noelle: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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[incorrect-losers]

Greta: Oh, please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Ben: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody

Ben: You, however, I would maim

#ben would have serious beef with her #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #greta bowie #ben hanscom #source: the most popular girls in school #source: tmpgis

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Mikey: I am, thank you.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the most popular girls in school #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #michelangelo #swear warning

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Ares: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Gabrielle: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.

Gabrielle: You, however, I would maim.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #gabrielle #ares #source: the most popular girls in school

[incorrectspquotes]

"I’m Valkyrie Cain, and I recently killed four grown men in an alley. So why don’t you back the fuck up?"

Valkyrie Cain, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #source: the most popular girls in school #tw: swearing

[muggle-born-princess]

Chloe: (barges into class one day and starts unexpectedly making out with Marinette, who is completely in shock by this)

Alya: "Wow, so this is happening."

(Chloe and Marinette then break away as the latter gasps for air)

Chloe: (beat) "Yep, I'm gay."

#miraculous ladybug #chlonette #chloe bourgeois #marinette dupain cheng #incorrect quotes #source: mpgis #source: the most popular girls in school #alya cesaire

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Jason: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Grace: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody.

Grace: You, however, I would maim.

#incorrect quotes #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #very very light spoilers #starkid #incorrect starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #source: the most popular girls in school #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #grace chastity #jason

[incorrectuksies]

morris: well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

race: i am, thank you.

#morris delancey #racetrack higgins #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: the most popular girls in school #he is my number one himbo your honour!!!!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Jennifer, we would like to formally offer you a place in the Avengers—

Jennifer: I’m in.

Bucky: Really?!

Jennifer: Fuck no. You guys are assholes.

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[hootybal-lecter]

Incorrect Quotes

#hannibal will #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal will graham #freddie lounds #freddie lounds hannibal #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes hannibal #hannibal incorrect quotes #mpgis #source: the most popular girls in school

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I think I have a crush on Emma.

Snow: *gasps*

Snow: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.

#snow white #regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: the most popular girls in school