#source: the mummy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: You lied to me! Peter: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special? Stiles: I’m your best friend! Peter: Well, that just makes you more gullible.

#teen wolf #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: the mummy

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: You lied to me!

Zelena: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

Belle: I'm your best friend!

Zelena: Yeah, well, that just makes you more gullible.

#zelena mills #belle french #belle/zelena #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: the mummy

[incorrect-losers]

Pennywise: I think I’ll kill you

Bill: Think of my children!

Pennywise: You don't have any children

Bill: Someday I might

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #pennywise #pennywise it #pennywise the dancing clown #bill denbrough #source: the mummy

[gale-gaze]

Maeve, opening the Necromancy of Thay after Gale explicitly warned her not to: It's just a book - no harm ever came from reading a book...

I suppose what he doesn't know won't hurt him...

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate oc #baldur's gate tav #bg3 tav #maeve lysse #incorrect quotes #source: the mummy

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.

Caitlyn: The only thing that scares me, Vi, are your manners.

Vi: Ah, still angry about that kiss?

Caitlyn: If you call that a kiss. Buy the way, why did you kiss me?

Vi: I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Caitlyn gets up and walks away in a huff] 

Vi: What? What'd I say?

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #piltover's finest #caitlyn x vi #vi x caitlyn #caitvi #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #vi #caitlyn kiramman #league of legends #riot games #submission #source: the mummy

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: I think I'll kill you.

Anna: Think of my children!

Hans: You don't have any children.

Anna: Someday I might.

#frozen #hans #anna #incorrect frozen quotes #source: the mummy

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote x3

Al: Can you swim??

Y/N: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.

Al, picking Y/N up: Trust me, it calls for it. *Tosses them over the side of the enflamed boat*

~

Rourke: Can you swim?

Y/N: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it-

Rourke: Trust me, it calls for it. *Picks Y/N up and chucks them off the sinking boat.*

~

Michael, gesturing: *Can you swim??*

Y/N: Well, yeah, of course I can swim- if the occasion calls for it-

Michael: *Already yanking them up into his arms and then yeeting them off the boat... that is on fire.

#Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #IQs #Horror Villains #Slashers #Disney Villains #NATM2 Villains #NATM Al Capone x Reader #Commander Rourke x Reader #Michael Myers x Reader #source: The Mummy

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Jerome: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

#house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: the mummy #jerome clarke #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[themackenziemachine]

Tav: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?

Gale: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

#baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #incorrect quotes #source: the mummy #it's just objectively the best wizard quote #regardless of school #just huge wizard vibes

[incorrectlwlandpiquotes]

Kira: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing? Daemona: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

#phantom investigators #incorrect phantom investigators #daemona prune #kira williams #source: the mummy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I think I’ll kill you.

Stiles: Think of my children!

Derek: You don’t have any children?

Stiles: Someday I might.

#teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: the mummy

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Flaming Fist: Any last requests?

Charname: Yeah. Let us go.

Flaming Fist: …

Flaming Fist: (turns to Angelo)

Angelo: Of course we don’t let them go!

#source: the mummy #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #charname #angelo dosan #npcs

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Elmer: I think I'ww kiww you. Daffy: Think of my children! Elmer: You don't have any chiwdwen. Daffy: Someday I might.

#looney tunes #incorrect looney tunes #daffy duck #elmer fudd #source: the mummy

[gale-gaze]

Maeve: Look, I... I may not be a sorcerer or a fighter, or a rogue or a ranger, Mr. Dekarios, but I am proud of what I am.

Gale: And what is that?

Maeve: I... am a cleric.

#source: the mummy #incorrect quotes #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate oc #baldur's gate tav #bg3 tav #maeve lysse #cleric of mystra #I just thought this idea was funny #Maeve is definitely Evelyn Coded™

[superiorjello]

Wei Wuxian (being dragged away from a stack of Nie Huaisang's "art collection"): The porn! We need the porn!

Lan Wangji (dragging him to the Jingshi): Relax! I'm the porn. *gestures at head* It's all up here.

#the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect mdzs #jello speaks #Source: The Mummy

[the-port-mafia]

Zenitsu: Any last requests?

Demon: Yeah. Let me go!

Zenitsu: (turns to Giyu)

Giyu: Of course, we don’t let him go!

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #incorrect kny quotes #incorrect kny #zenitsu agatsuma #giyu tomioka #source: the mummy