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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, when Bruce first adopted him: He can't tell me what to do. If I want to skateboard, I'll skateboard. If I want to jump on the bed, I'll jump on the bed.

Dick, climbs onto the bed: Oh! Look! I'm jumping on the bed! I'm gonna hurt myself! I'm gonna hurt my—

Dick, falling: Ow! I hurt myself.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony, to Eloise: Look, could you stop insulting Colin? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Anthony, to Colin: Don’t say I never defend you.

Colin: Can I say you never defend me WELL???

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I'm a guy with VERY mature interests.

Leo: Such as?

Casey: Politics… Culture… PG 13 movies.

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[writerswho]

Bakugou, to some random extra: Look, could you stop insulting Deku? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Bakugou, to Midoriya: Don’t say I never defend you.

Midoriya: Can I say you never defend me WELL???

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: I have a plan.

Yelena: Don't listen to her. That's what she always says right before everything goes horribly wrong.

Kate: No, this plan is sure-fire.

Yelena: Correction. That's what she always says right before everything goes horribly wrong.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Oli: I have an idea.

Gem: Well, hurry up and say it before it dies of loneliness.

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I have an idea.

Vi: Well, hurry up and say it before it dies of loneliness.

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[gotham-exclusive]

Steph: Tim, make some ocean noises so I can get to sleep

Tim: Whoosh

Steph: More like a French beach

Tim:

Tim: Le whooosh?

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha, teaching Wanda how to drive: Are you familiar with the gearshift?

Wanda: Uh, you mean the prndl?

Natasha, sighs: The what?

Wanda: The prndl.

Natasha: ... are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Wanda: I'm not an idiot, Natasha. I know how to spell prndl.

(Bonus)

Y/N, in the backseat: *Slowly pulls on an extra seatbelt*

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[alien-slushie]

Makarov, after Lucy was kidnapped by Phantom Lord: How do you lose a woman?!

Natsu: You forget to treasure her.

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Aphrodite: Could you please stop insulting Joxer? His life is pathetic enough without you. 

Aphrodite, to Joxer: Don’t say I never defend you. 

Joxer: Can I say you never defend me well?

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[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie, about Tim: I know he's having a miserable time. We have telepathy. It’s like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Cassandra: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.

Stephanie: Nuh-uh. I can sense these things. Remember when he broke his leg and I sensed it?

Duke: That’s because you fell on him and broke it.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Eloise: Suppose?!

Daphne: Slight?!

Colin: Tendency?!

Benedict: A bit?!

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[minecraftcorrectmode]

Magnus: What's SHE doing here? Ellegaard: Saving your butt before I kick it. Magnus: Is that a threat or a promise?

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[incorrectsteoquotes]

Dread Doctors: What is your plan for the McCall pack?

Theo: I’m gonna kill Scott, and all his friends are gonna love me.

Dread Doctors: What are the logistics? Why would they love you? What are the details here?

Theo: I said, I’m gonna kill Scott, and all his friends are gonna love me.

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[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Did you know there are more germs on a cellphone than a toilet seat?

Kate: I used my phone today! And a toilet!

Yelena: Oh! And you don't even want to know about your pillowcase.

Kate: What! What about my pillow case?!

Yelena: It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let's all eat Kate Bishop's hair!

Kate: I gotta go shampoo! (runs out)

Natasha: Stop torturing Kate.

Yelena: She started it. She ate my sandwich I left in the fridge.

Natasha: That's an easy mistake to make.

Yelena: Nope. I labeled it "Yelena's Super Secret Sandwich – Touch and Die."

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