#source: thomas sanders

[ladymiraclewings]

Sir Pentious: You’re under arrest for robbery! Cherri Bomb, confused: What did I steal?! Sir Pentious, tearing up: My heart.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: thomas sanders #sir pentious #cherri bomb #cherrisnake

[jelsah27]

Camera turns on to see MC

MC: Disney pranks with friends *holds up plastic bugs*

*runs into Scarabia dorm to see Jamil sitting on the couch*

MC: *throws the bugs at him* I'm a beautiful butterfly!

Jamil: *screeches and runs away from the couch* Wait those are fake?

MC: *between laughs* yes hehehe

Jamil: *throws them back* You

#twst mc #twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #twisted wonderland x reader #twst meme #disney twst #twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #source: thomas sanders #twst jamil #jamil viper #twst wonderland #funny vines #twst incorrect quotes

[zackfairy]

*Sanji smelling flowers*

Zoro: what are you doing

Sanji: smelling a rose

Zoro *whispers*: I wish I was that rose.

Sanji: what?

Zoro *loudly*: I said you're gross

#source: thomas sanders #Vine #one piece #memes #op #roronoa zoro #incorrect quotes #meme #zosan #blackleg sanji #black leg sanji #kuroashi no sanji #op memes #incorrect one piece quotes #incorrect op #not reblogged

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Aww, we’re like a big happy family …and I’m the dad. Eddie’s the mom

Eddie: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here

Bill: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son...but I’m not. I’ll be the bisexual emo cousin

Mike: I’ll be the son, the hot shot… who’s only dream is to be a star

Bev: I feel like I’d be the fresh outta jail aunt

Stan: And I’m the sassy uncle....who talks shit about everyone

#and bens like and I’ll just be normal #(he’s so abnormal you guys) #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #stan uris #stanley uris #ben hanscom #reddie #source: sanders sides #source: thomas sanders

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Donnie: I'm driving!

Leo: Shotgun!

Mikey: Aw, but you had it on the way here-

AHH!!!

Raph: Look I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *cocks gun*

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #incorrect tmnt quotes #michelangelo #leonardo #raphael #donatello #source: vine #source: thomas sanders

[novelist-becca]

Luz: I wish I could hang, guys, but I gotta hit the books!

Willow and Gus: Awww!

Luz: *hits books with a bat* Okay, let’s hang!

Willow, Gus and Luz: YEAH!

#the owl house #toh #owl house #Willow park #gus porter #Luz noceda #the owl house incorrect quotes #source: Thomas sanders

[alien-slushie]

Yamada: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Aizawa is the Mom-

Aizawa: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Shinsou: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!

Midoriya: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a hero!

Tensei: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Kayama: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.

#source: thomas sanders #source: sanders sides #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #deku #midoriya izuku #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #kayama nemuri #shinsou hitoshi #iida tensei

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter; stubs his toe: "MOTHER-" Eli: "FATHER! I love word association games!"

#teen wolf #peter hale #ian bohen #eli hale #eli stilinski hale #vince mattis #source: thomas sanders

[spiltinksky]

Seokmin: I’m glad you could all make it. We need to discuss finances today.

Mingyu: Um... it’s just me?

Seokmin: I know. You owe me twenty bucks.

#seokmin #dk #dokyeom #mingyu #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #svt incorrect quotes #svt #seventeen #incorrect quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect svt #source: thomas sanders

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *to Heavy sulkily* Hey. What's it like being tall?

Heavy: *grabs Scout by the middle* Heavy show you.

Scout: *is held up and sees the whole of the Badlands*

Scout: *a singular tear rolls down his face* So beautiful...

#source: thomas sanders #TF2 Scout #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Kaito: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Shinichi: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: thomas sanders

[somesnapefan2]

Severus: I'm just trying not to bring down the group here

Lucius: you only help to lift me up you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowlin <3

Severus:

Severus: what-

#hp #harry potter #severus snape #pro severus snape #professor snape #young severus #lucius malfoy #young lucius #snucius #lucius x severus #severus x lucius #inncorrect quotes #source: thomas sanders

[jelsah27]

During the Wish Ceremony

Duece: When you wish upon a star-

MC: Nothing happens *upset because money didn't appear in the dorm and Crowley didn't turn into a crow*

#twst mc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twst #twst shitpost #twst imagines #twst meme #disney twisted wonderland #deuce spade #wish upon a star #twst duece #deuce x reader #source: thomas sanders #Give us money Crowley

[raphael-angele]

Dick: Oh, is that your girlfriend?

Damian, with Maya: Gwayson, we're just fwends

---

Dick: So when's the wedding?

Damian, with Raven: Grayson, we're just friends!

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Dick: Is your "friend" gonna be joining us for lunch?

Damian, with Jon: Grayson, we've been married for 6 years

#robin #damian wayne #dc comics #dc #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #raven #rachel roth #maya ducard #nobody #damijon #jondami #jon kent #jonathan kent #damirae #damimaya #thomas sanders #source: thomas sanders

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room. William: It's called "arson" and those people are witnesses.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #william sitterson #source: thomas sanders

[short-king-luci]

Alastor: how tall are you?

Angel: 8’7”

Alastor: how tall are you?

Lucifer, yanking him down: I am 5 foot, 2 inches, and 3 quarters. I will destroy you.

#source: thomas sanders #hazbin hotel #alastor #angel dust #lucifer magne morningstar