#source: toy story

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: Father, look, a child!

Michael: *Presses the Audio button*

Audio: Hello!

Springtrap, looking around: WHERE?!

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Toy Story #Michael Afton #Springtrap #Gotta add to that pile of ghosts #FNaF 3 #Five Night’s At Freddy’s 3

[nerdasaurus1200]

Lucifer: Excuse me, I think the words you’re searching for is “your majesty”

Alastor: The words I’m searching for, I can’t say. Because Niffty and Pentious are present.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: toy story #lucifer morningstar #alastor

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: *when she flubs a line* OH, I AM A SHAM! YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!

#source: toy story #sally starlet #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel, to Jimmy: The word I'm looking for, I can't say, because Hermes is present.

Hermes: :3

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming #empires hermes #source: toy story

[aotearoa20]

Finarfin: I want you to know that even though you destroyed most of my family and killed my sons, revenge is not an ideal we promote in Valinor

Morgoth: Oh? wonderful, that’s great!

Finarfin: (smiles) but we’re not in Valinor, are we?

#morgoth #finarfin #war of wrath #incorrect silmarillion quotes #source: toy story

[marvelsdc22]

*Y/N hanging up Christmas lights*

Y/N: "Bucky, will you get up here and give me a hand?"

*Bucky throws whole arm up to Y/N*

Y/N: "Hahaha, very funny, Buck, THIS IS SERIOUS!"

#incorrect marvel quotes #bucky barnes x reader #christmas edition #marvel x reader #source: toy story

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

This has been rattling around in my head for almost six months, I'm only posting it to free myself of it. Or at least inflict it upon you all.

Toy Jaune, trapped under a milk crate: Pyrrha! I can't do this without you. I need your help!

Toy Pyrrha, strapped to a Firework: I can't help anyone.

Jaune: Sure you can Pyr! get me out of here, I'll cut that rocket off of you, and we'll make a break for Ruby's house!

Pyrrha: Ruby's house, Cinder's house? What's the difference ...

Jaune: Pyrrha! I get you've had a big fall- You must not be thinking clearly!

Pyrrha: No, Jaune, for the first time I am thinking clearly. I'm not a huntress, I'm a just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy!

Jaune: hey! Being a toy is a lot better than being a "Huntress!"

Pyrrha: Yeah, right.

Jaune: No, It is! Look! Over in that house there's a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a huntress! It's because you're a toy! You are her toy!

Pyrrha: And why would Ruby want me?

Jaune: Why would Ruby want you?!? Look at you! You're a Pyrrha Nikos! Any other toy would give up their moving parts just to be you! You've got magnets in your hands! A sword and shield! You can climb Fridges! You talk while also being a plushie!

Jaune: Your Spear collapses into a sword! You are a cool toy!

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: In fact, you're too cool.

Jaune: I mean ... what chance does a toy like me have against a Pyrrha Nikos Combat Plush.

Jaune: ... I'm unlicensed Dime-Store merchandise for a cancelled cartoon. The most I can do is pose and put my sword in my shield. It's a miracle I kept Ruby's attention long enough for Zwei to not chew me to pieces in the first week.

Jaune: ... Why would Ruby ever want to play with me, when She's got you ... I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket ...

Pyrrha: ... *Stares at her foot, Ruby's name marked across the sole of her boot*

Jaune: ... Listen, Pyr, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *looks to where Pyrrha was sitting, She's gone*

Jaune: ...

*Shuffle*

Jaune: Wha? Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Pushing stuff of the milk crate* C'mon Paladin! There's a kid over in that house who needs us!

#btw Weiss would be bo-peep and would be a music box ballerina #the second movie would involve saving the Schneeblings from Jacques selling them to an antique museum. #I've put way too much thought into this au #help #jaune arc #rwby #pyrrha nikos #rwby au #crossover #source: toy story

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Ragatha: Wait, hold on. This is no time to be hysterical.

Jax: It's the perfect time to be hysterical.

Kinger: Should we be HYSTERICAL?

Zooble: No!

Gangle: Yes!

Ragatha: Maybe, but not right now!

#the amazing digital circus #Gangle #Zooble #Kinger #Ragatha #Jax #source: toy story

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: This is no time to panic

Draco: This is the perfect time to panic!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: toy story #auntie bellatrix #hp fandom

[waterfire1848]

Katara: I just want you to know that even though you tried to kill my family revenge is not an idea we promote in the Water Tribe.

Azula: That’s good.

Zuko: Ya. For a moment I was-

Katara: But we’re not in the Water Tribe. Are we?

#incorrect quotes #source: toy story #katara #azula #zuko #bloodbender katara gets to them before aang wakes up #ATLA

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Mikey: *drinking bud light and talking to Klunk*

Donnie: ...I think you've had enough beer for tonight, let's get you to bed, Mike-

Mikey: DON'T YOU GET IT!? YOU SEE THE HAT!? I AM MRS NESBITT!! *laughing hysterically*

Donnie: -_-

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #incorrect tmnt quotes #michelangelo #donatello #source: toy story

[moonah-rose]

Captain: I think the word you're searching for is "military officer".

Alison: The word I'm searching for I can't say because Kitty is present!

#incorrect bbc ghosts #source: toy story #captain ghosts #alison cooper #kitty higham #bbc ghosts

[novelist-becca]

Lilith: I believe the word you’re searching for is “coven head”.

Eda: The word I’m searching for, I can’t say, because King and Luz are present.

#the owl house #toh #owl house #eda clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #this is season 1 btw #the owl house incorrect quotes #source: Toy Story

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *to a rude visitor* The word I'm looking for, I can't say, because Wally is present.

Wally:  ๑✪ᆺ✪๑

#source: toy story #Frank Frankly #Wally Darling #Julie Joyful #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sotha Sil: I want you to know that even though you destroyed Ald Sotha and killed my entire family, revenge is not an ideal we promote in the Clockwork City.

Mehrunes Dagon: Oh? wonderful, that’s great!

Sotha Sil, smiling: But we’re not in the Clockwork City, are we?

#this is self indulgent #and it is self care #sotha sil #clockwork city #mehrunes dagon #daedric princes #almsivi #tribunal #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect morrowind quotes #incorrect eso quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #eso #Morrowind #the elder scrolls online #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #source: toy story

[shychick-52]

Fenton: And you, my friend, are responsible for denying Duckburg of the hero it needs!

Gyro: YOU. ARE. AN. INTERRRRRN!!!

"You aren't a real superhero, you're- ARGH, you're a floor sweeper!"

"You are a lowly FLUNKY!"

Fenton: "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!"

Toy Story - You Are A Toy! - YouTube (the scene starts at 0:42; I strongly suggest you watch it for more context, and I tried to choose screenshots/poses that matched the scene in the movie XD)

#ducktales incorrect quotes #incorrect ducktales #incorrect ducktales quotes #incorrect quotes #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #gyro gearloose #fenton crackshell cabrera #source: toy story