Asta: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.
Liebe: What’s that?
Asta: Run fast and scream a lot!
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Kyrie: [cleaning the house] It’s antibacterial!
Nico: [destroying the house] Yeah, well so is a BLOWTORCH!
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Starscream: Name one thing I’ve failed at.
Megatron: You want a list? *paper unrolls so long that Shockwave trips over it*
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Zim: Name one thing I've failed at!
Tallest Red: Would you like to see the list?
Tallest Red: *unrolls a piece of paper so long Irkens start tripping over it*
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Shovel: Pail! I can't feel my arms!
Pail: Uh, Shovel...we don't have any arms.
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Mission Gone Wrong
Narancia: We'll have to go with my usual strategy...
Giorno: What's that?
Narancia: Run fast at the enemy and scream a lot!
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Mikey: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.
April: What’s that?
Mikey: Run fast and scream a lot!
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Prince John: Compared to me, you are a g-nat.
Sir Hiss: …there's a G. Silent. It's "gnat".
Prince John: Are you calling ME a g-nat?!
Sir Hiss: (nervously) No! Just correcting your pronunciation!
Prince John: Are you calling me STUPID?!
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Dot: In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated!
Yakko: Randomly generated?
Dot: Randomly generated! What better way to achieve the unexpected? I’ve seen the future, Yakko… and the future is “Auto-Tainment!”
♪ The future is now~ ♪
*Yakko and Dot appear in a futuristic hub, with a desk in it. At the desk is B.R.A.I.N, accompanied by his own robot Pinky.*
Dot: Hi, P.I.N.K.Y! Hi, B.R.A.I.N!
P.I.N.K.Y: Hi, Dot! Hi, Yakko!
B.R.A.I.N.: Greetings.
Yakko: Hey… those are robots!
B.R.A.I.N.: Affirmative.
Dot: Not only that, but these guys represent the hosts of the future! Unlike us, their humor can be truly randomly generated. Right, guys?
B.R.A.I.N.: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P.I.N.K.Y.: I don’t know! Why did the chicken cross the road?
*B.R.A.I.N. calculates for a moment*
B.R.A.I.N.: Weed-eater.
*Laugh track*
Dot: Now that’s funny!
Yakko: That doesn’t make any sense!
Dot: It’s funny because it’s unexpected.
Yakko: Well, whatever happened to “it’s funny because it’s true?”
Dot: “2 + 2 = 4” is true, but not funny. Guys?
B.R.A.I.N.: What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?
P.I.N.K.Y.: I don’t know? What does 2 + 2 equal?
*B.R.A.I.N calculates for a moment*
B.R.A.I.N.: Weed-eater.
*Laugh track*
Dot: That’s a good one.
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Flip: Yep, I’m just going to stay awake. I’m not tired at all. I’m just going to stay wiiidddee….
Flip: *starts snoring*
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Cody: “The town’s reserves are down a good twenty-five percent. Due to the fact that our bank is robbed, on average, every other week.”
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Skull: What are you gonna do?
Lucy: I'm going to call the police.
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And now, a Toppat Incorrect Quote 2
Geoffrey: Oh hey-…Um, what’s your name?
Right Hand Man: They’ve never given me a name. I’ve bin around since infil'ra'in 'he airship an' i still don’' 'ave a name!
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“The most important person in the whole wide world…is Tiax!”
-Tiax, probably
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Zim: But compared to me, you are a g-nat.
Dib: ...It’s a “g”, silent. It’s “gnat”.
Zim: ARE YOU CALLING ME A G-NAT?!?!
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Little Bear: Yep, I'm just going to stay awake. I'm not tired at all. I'm just going to stay wiiidddee....
Little Bear: *snoring*
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