#source: wonder woman

[totally-correct-cr-quotes]

Vax: [to Keyleth] I wish we had more time. I love you.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #vax'ildan #vaxleth #keyleth #source: wonder woman #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfexi]

lexi, watching fez beat up nate on new years: i’m both frightened and aroused

#source: wonder woman #fexi #incorrect quotes #euphoria #fez x lexi #incorrect fexi #i was startin’ to miss queue #euphoria hbo #lexi howard #fezco #fez euphoria #lexi euphoria #fezco x lexi #lexi x fez #maude apatow #angus cloud #lexco #fez #fexi incorrect quotes

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#ffviir #ff7r #final fantasy vii remake #final fantasy 7 remake #tifa lockhart #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: wonder woman

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: would you say you’re a typical example of a male of your species?

Ben: I am....above average

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: wonder woman

[sisaloofafump]

In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

#I made the graphs but the numbers were sourced from ComicVine #idk thought this was interesting #once they embraced the gritty aspect of his character #it popped off #but before than it was really just superman who thrived in the absurd space comics #dc comics #my art #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #lois lane #diana prince #my graphs #dick grayson #hal jordan #green lantern #barry allen #aquaman #green arrow #martian manhunter #barbara gordon #jim gordon #joker #jimmy olsen #supergirl #long post #like obvs not this installment but later ones get long so I'll tag it here to help filter

[incorrectbatfam]

Diana: Clark, what was it you were complaining about yesterday? Remember?

Clark: Yeah. Why are our villains so ugly?

Bruce: No, how the Justice League keeps us under forty hours so they don’t have to give us benefits?

Clark: Oh, right, yeah. That sucks too.

#source: superstore #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #diana prince #wonder woman #justice league #batfamily #batfam #batman family #superfamily #wonder family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[batfamgalore]

*Robin Dick on his first mission with Batman and the justice league*

Batman: Nobody else has come up with an idea.

Robin: I think I’ve got a good idea.

Batman: We don’t have time to build a rocket, buddy.

Robin: Nevermind.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #justice league #source: modern family #just pretend the flash isn’t there that day or Wonder Woman or-

[waterfire1848]

Clark: If something happened to the Batkids…I couldn’t live with myself.

Diana: Of course you wouldn’t have to because Bruce would kill you.

#incorrect quotes #source: modern family #clark kent #Superman #Kal el #diana prince #Wonder Woman #Batkids #batfam #Batfamily #bruce wayne #Batman #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason todd #red hood #Tim drake #Red Robin #damian wayne #Robin #harper row #bluebird #duke thomas #signal #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra Cain #orphan #Cullen row

[sweetlypunk]

SHE’S SO

Bonus: The secret weapon

#she’s so gorgeous #Jason was shitting his pants when he heard she was there and he wasn’t #source. Batman: wayne family adventures ep. 97 #jason todd #batman #batfam #wonder woman #diana prince #Bruce Wayne #wayne family adventures #batfam wfa #batfamily shenanigans #wonderbat #justice league #diana of themyscira #damian wayne #batfam pets #wfa webtoon #wfa season 2

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity Special

Superman: (laughing) This is so unfair–

Wonder woman: What?

Superman: I want to hit the table like the boys do. But I will–

Wonder Woman: Break it?

Superman: Yeah.

Wonder Woman: I hate that.

Superman: Right?

Wonder Woman: Yesterday I was– I was trying to make my car work–

Superman: Uh-huh

Wonder Woman: I broke the car.

Superman: Oh noo.

Batman: Was in the insurance?

Wonder Woman: No.

Superman: Oh. This why I don't use cars.

Wonder Woman: You don't?

Superman: No. Because– Because the world is a–

Wonder Woman: A paper cup–

Superman: Paper cup– Yeah.

Batman: I don't have this problems.

Wonder Woman: son of a– (giggles)

Superman: (giggling) very nice lady–

#batkids podcast #batfamily shenaningans #batfamily shenanigans #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #diana prince #batman #bruce wayne #dc trinity #batkids podcast trinity special #this is my hc that lois is the one who drives everytime? yes #'good argument senator why don't you back it up with a source?' the source is that I made the fuck up

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Wonder woman: You know Clark would die for you, right?

Batman: Clark would die to save a dog.

#source:?? #justice league #dc comics #dcau #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana of themiscyra #diana prince #superman #clark kent

[versasfanficwastedump]

Post-reveal Billy Batson: Oh, hey, Batman. Did you get my report on the Finley murder?

Bruce: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Billy: Good. Thanks, dad.

[silence]

Billy: Why is everyone staring at me?

Diana: You just called Batman "dad.” You said, "thanks, dad."

Billy: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Captain?

Billy: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Clark: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Billy: I didn't call him dad!

Bruce: No, no, no, no, William. I take it as a compliment.

Oliver: It's not a big deal. I called Dinah "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.

Billy: Guys, jump on that! Green Arrow has psycho-sexual issues!

#incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #this happened #source: brooklyn nine nine #billy batson #bruce wayne #diana prince #clark kent #oliver queen #shazam #batman #wonder woman #superman #green arrow

[aprillikesthings]

There is something deeply funny to me about the fact that, of people who pray the rosary (at least in the United States); the Catholics tend to be super conservative, and the Episcopalians/Anglicans tend to be gay.

#source: I am a lesbian Episcopalian and I pray the rosary #queer anglicans tend towards 'high church' in general #which....actually makes sense when you think about it #'can we make church FANCIER? yes we can!' #christianity #anglican #episcopal #I always wonder about the woman in that small town in Spain #who had the hand-knit rainbow cardigan #she didn't speak any English and my Spanish is awful #so I couldn't ask her if she was lgbt/an ally or if she just liked rainbows! #but she lead the rosary prayers in that small town's church and stamped my credencial #given that Spain is one of the better countries for lgbt people who knows??? #ANYWAY #this post brought to you bc Notre Dame (the college) had a drag queen perform on campus #and conservative students prayed the rosary outside the theater in protest #and I lol'ed bc y'all the rosary is not gonna remove the gay cooties #Our Blessed Mother loves her queer children

[oceanview15]

Selina: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Diana: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Lois: Tackle him.

Ivy: Dump him.

Harley: Kick him in the shin.

Bruce: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

#batcat #dc #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #incorrect quotes #diana prince #wonder woman #lois lane #poison ivy dc #pamela isley #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #source: ???

[hitchell-mope]

Kara: would you say you’re a typical example of a male of your species?

Mon El: I am....above average

#arrowverse #supergirl #kara danvers #mon el #mon el defense squad #karamel #anti supercorp #(just to be safe) #source: wonder woman

[faramir-stan]

#wonder woman #wonder woman 2017 #diana prince #steve trevor #wonderwomanedit #wwedit #dc #dceu #dcedit #gal gadot #chris pine #dc comics #source: outlander