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incorrect-motherquotes · 5 years

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Lucas: Ness?

Ness: yeah?

Lucas: Okay, this is going to be hard to understand, but...

Ness: What is it? Did someone die? Someone find out Jeff's gay?

Lucas: Jeff's gay?

Ness: uh... n-

Tony: Yeah!

#tony #lucas #ness #incorrect mother quotes #incorrect quotes #source:original #meme #mother 2 #earthbound #mother 3

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althememelord · 5 years

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Sana: "Jagiya~ what are you doing"

Dahyun: "Hmm oh just checking my Tumblr so I can report may porn bots that follow me."

Sana: "HEATHEN"

Dahyun: "Ikr, I wish they would just get rid of them already."

Sana: "No!! How could you see a CGI woman's body before mine."

Dahyun: "I-i what ???"

#incorrect twice quotes #saida #dahyun #sana #twice #twice incorrect quotes #saida incorrect quotes #source:original #its not funny im sorry #twice dahyun #twice sana #minatozaki sana #kim dahyun

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nu13-dark-war-blog · 5 years

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Ragna: Hey, Hazama, what was the code to activate BlazBlue?

Hazama: 5318008.

Ragna: Thanks.

#blazblue #source:original #ragna the bloodedge #hazama #do it on a calculator #incorrect quotes

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ausandohnos · 5 years

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Giorgia:hey bela!

Bela:Hey giorgia!

Bela:what are you here for?

Giorgia:lmao i did a prank today and put my kool aid in the blood bags thingy

Bela:

Bela:Giorgia where did you put the kool aid?

Giorgia:Oh it was in this empty cart over there but now its gone...

Bela:*ready to dial a code red while chuckling nervously* Hhaha we might have a problem.

#source:original #ocs #hospital #hospital au #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #incorrect lok quotes #incorrect sander sides #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect good omens #incorrect marvel quotes #haha im evil

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moonbyul-yi · 6 years

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*Moonbyul trips*

Solar: Ohmygod, Byul, are you okay?

Moonbyul: Yeah, it just seems like I’m head over heels for you--

Solar: Oh. My. God.

Moonbyul: --and that I’ve fallen for you.

Solar: oHMYGOD.

#mamamoo #moonbyul #solar #moonsun #text #text post #source:original #q

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superdogbiter · 5 years

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Crowley:*Lying on the floor*”I miss angel”

Newt:”He’s been gone 5 minutes”

Crowley:*Sniffs*”I miss angel”

Anathema:”He’s gone to the fucking store”

Crowley:*Full on crying*I miss angel”

Aziraphale:*Walks through the door*”Dear i’m home”

Crowley:Screw you angel.I didn’t even notice you were gone”

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anathema device #newton pulsifer #ineffable husbands #source:original-tea-lady

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my-incorrect-oc-quotes · 5 years

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Raten: Women suck!

Amber, gasping: Raten! You can't just say that.

Raten: I'm gay I do what I want.

#Raten #Amber #dimensions #raten is just mean #incorrect oc quotes #source:original

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madamlaydebug · 7 years

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Flu season is right around the corner.The most important weapon against influenza that you can add to your herbal arsenal is elderberry extract. ___________________ Whether you are concerned with the seasonal flu or the potential of a deadly strain of influenza becoming pandemic, elderberry extract is a vital addition to your vault of flu remedies. _________________ Unlike the highly touted flu shot, black elderberry has actually been conclusively proven to be effective. It is one of the few natural remedies that has been written up in the medical journals.The studies I’m listing here are based on black elderberry extract (Sambucus nigra L) – name brand Sambucol. _______________ An Ancient Panacea The medicinal use of the elderberry is nothing new. Mentioned in ancient medicinal texts, the humble black elderberry has been used as a multi-purpose treatment for centuries. In 400 BC, Hippocrates referred to the elderberry bush as his “medicine chest” because of its varied uses, and it was mentioned several times in the writings of Pliny the Elder when he recorded the practices of the ancient Romans. _________________ How It Works Scientists have isolated the active compound in the elderberry. It is called Antivirin and is found in proteins of the black elderberry. The compound prevents the flu virus from invading the membranes of healthy cells. ______________________ Effectiveness Sambucol has been shown to reduce the symptoms and the duration of flu sufferers. It has been tested on both Influenza A and Influenza B strains. In one study it was noted that subjects taking Sambucol instead of a placebo took fewer over the counter medications to relieve symptoms like fever, aches and congestion. _________________ How to Take Elderberry Extract In the Israeli study, mentioned above, each day children were given 1/2 tablespoon of Sambucol extract four times per day, and adults were given 1 tablespoons four times per day. It’s important to note that the only form of elderberry extract that has been used in studies is Sambucol, which is based on a standardized black elderberry extract. #cold #flu #influenza #blackhealthmatters #elderberrysyrup There are a few different ways you can take the pleasant tasting liquid: Right out of the spoon Mixed with hot water and honey for a tea Mixed with sparkling water and served over ice for a refreshing “soda pop”-like beverage Store your elderberry extract in a cool dry place – we keep our bottle in the refrigerator. *SOURCE:Original source of the article: http://www.theorganicprepper.ca/elderberry-extract-natures-tamiflu-09102014

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althememelord · 5 years

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Rosé, opening a pizza box: "Uuhhhh unnie"

Jennie: "Yeah, what is it?"

Rosé: "I-i think they gave us the wrong sized pizza. We ordered a large."

Jennie: "No, it's correct that's a large. Rosé pizzas in Korea are smaller."

Rosé: "PIZZAS ARE SMALLER!! We paid like $20 for this. This can barely feed a baby!! I didn't sign up for this mistreatment."