Hattori (checking the fridge): Goddammnit WHO STOLE MY PUDDING THIS TIME!??!
Kaito (swans into kitchen): Why, the one whom your present interlocutor is in the habit of defining by means of the perpendicular pronoun, of course.
Shinichi (stares accusingly at Hakuba):
Hakuba (serenely sipping tea): I love him
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Gryffindor: Why does he want to do that? Slytherin must have an ulterior motive.
Hufflepuff: Why do you say that?
Gryffindor: All of Slytherin’s motives are ulterior.
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