Domestic fluff: who cooks better Stan or Kyle?
stan can only cook hotpockets or burnt poptarts, kyle is average at cooking but stan thinks its the most astounding thing hes ever tasted
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the history of animation in a nutshell
Early 1900s: hey what if comic strips could like move?
Late 1910s early 1920s hey what if we mashed this up with live action people?
late 1920s: hey what if this thing had sound?
Early to mid 1930s: hey what if this had people actually talking and also color?
late 1930s: hey you know that super cool movie that one lady animated with paper cut out silhouettes? What if we did that with painted cells? Would people even pay to see that? Never mind it turns out the answer is yes.
1940s: ah shit most of our animators got drafted and/or hate us now cause we weren’t paying them. IT’S PROPAGANDA TIME BABY. Also haha hitler got hit with a mallet and also the most racist depictions of Japanese people ever.
1950s to 1960s : oh what’s this newfangled thing? Television? What if you could air cartoons on it? Oh fuck no I ain’t paying that much to get the charecters to have different backgrounds and for the charecters to like, move fluidly. Also manga and anime are steadily growing more popular.
1970s: (Ralph Bakshi walks into a comics store and finds a furry comic) X rated animated movie? *cue the screams of mothers and their unsuspecting children now being introduced to the revolutionary idea that cartoons don’t equal kids stuff? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
1980s to 1990s: we can have full on animated Broadway musicals? Wait, what do you mean animated movies can count for the Oscar’s? What do you mean now they get their own catagory because the academy still thinks their for babies? Anime and manga are taking off in the west. SWEET JESUS WHAT DRUGS ARE THE JAPANESE ON SHOWING THIS SHIT TO KIDS. But also why is it so fucking good. Maybe some of these aren’t even meant for kids? Wait We can sell toys to kids with cartoons? Wait we can actually put effort into these cartoons on television? The fuck to you mean we can animate in 3D now? What do you mean we can have well animated, well written sitcom shows like the simpsons? What do you mean you can make cartoon charecters say fuck? What drugs are creators at Nickelodeon on? Do I even want to know?
2000s: oh my god, there is this one show that I really like cause it’s really well written and genuinely funny but I can’t talk about it because it’s animated and we all know cartoons are for babies right? Oh look it’s the transformers movie, look how far CGI has evolved so we can make the transformers in a movie.
2010s: holy shit I know these shows are for kids but they’re just well written and have so much meaningful things to say about the world. Wait, it’s cool to like cartoons now? They they have fandoms for this? Fuck yeah I’m in. (Enters one of the most notoriously toxic fandoms of all time) THEY HAVE GAY PEOPLE IN THESE SHOWS NOW? AND COMPLEX EMOTIONAL STORYTELLING? AND ADULT ANIMATED SHOWS CAN BE MORE THAN JUST SITCOMS WITH THE SAME JOKES AND STYLE? WHY IS IT THAT EVERY DISNEY CARTOON SINCE GRAVITY FALLS INCLUDE THINGS THAT GET MORE AND MORE FUCKED UP? WHY DO I FUCKING LOVE IT? WHY THE FUCK DID DISNEY DO THE OWL HOUSE DIRTY LIKE THAT?
2020s: I got this show I wanna pitch but it dosen’t fit into any box that the networks want and also I’m afraid that they’ll just randomly cancel it before I can finish the story I want to tell. Wait, I can just post the pilot on my YouTube channel, see if anybody actually likes this thing I made and just make the show independently? FUCK THE NETWORK! I AM THE NETWORK
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Kyle follows the twisting pathways with his fingertip and hears himself ask, “Where does this lead to?”
When Cartman doesn’t respond Kyle looks up to find him smiling somewhat sheepishly.
“I dunno,” He says, “I was kind of hoping you could tell me.”
Please, do yourself a favor and go read Put out the fire on us by I_Already_Forgot
I've been wanting to draw something from this fic for years and years waahh author, if you are still out there please know that I love you and I hope you are doing well
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ewww what is that thing 🤢
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self care is knowing i can say stan is short and chubby and kyle is tall and average build and no one can take that from me. stan's growth was stunted from all that weed randy put in his food at a young age (not to mention the alcohol lmao.) he's not weak though. he works on the farm so he's pretty dang strong, he just has a sleeper build. kyle's taller because of a combination of genes, healthy lifestyle, and sheer luck, and he's not buff but he's pretty toned because of basketball. stan's stronger and can pick kyle up but kyle can use stan's head as an armrest like a jerk. i can say this and no one can stop me. i'm free
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Can you draw Mysterion and Karen (pretty please with ice cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top)?? (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)
You got it!!!! (Plus a little bonus doodle of Karen dressed as mysterion because ily)
Kenny McCormick may be worlds biggest loser but man if he doesn’t care for his sister
These are pretty simple cause I’m busy rn but I hope you enjoy
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OLD MAN SOT OLD MAN SOT OLD MAN SOT OLD MAN SOT OLD MAN SOT OLD MAN SOT
they have been added to the collection 💪
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Kenny! I have missed drawing him! Also sorry for not posting much I was taking a break, sort of
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