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ssahotstuff · 2 years
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@spheteris coming through with all the love today 💜☺️ I’m blushing at all of the notifications today 🥰
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the12thnightproject · 2 years
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Dear Spam Bots...
If you're going to send me a spam note, it's probably...
Not a good idea to have two different accounts send the exact same message within 30 seconds of one another
Not a good idea to send a message that's inapplicable to my skill set, as no one, especially not not even my mother, would send me a message telling me that my "art is very good."
Because, I have the sketching ability of a rock.
If Bob Ross were still alive, he'd say my attempt at "happy little trees" needs therapy.
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I love you, @henfordroyals​!
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fyeahgothicromance · 7 months
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reblogforsamplesize · 3 months
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🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes
🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.
🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes
🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!
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stitchthesewords · 8 months
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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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yourdadsghoulfriend · 24 days
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zenwannabe · 1 year
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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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scorbunny · 6 months
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matthew lillard doing the iconic ghostface knife wipe like that HAD to be intentional
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cuntressgrim · 1 month
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once i get my ipad back its OVER FOR YALL!!
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diyagnes · 3 months
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Spammed
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mrpsychokiller · 9 months
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i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️
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color-palettes · 5 months
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If the primary colors were to get into a fight, which would win and why?
good question would this include the additive and subtractive models? red vs blue vs yellow vs green vs cyan vs magenta
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yamikakyuu · 1 year
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Me every damn day
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reactorshaft · 1 year
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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
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feminist-space · 2 months
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google – which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic – suddenly turned into a pile of shit.
Google's search results are terrible. The top of the page is dominated by spam, scams, and ads. A surprising number of those ads are scams. Sometimes, these are high-stakes scams played out by well-resourced adversaries who stand to make a fortune by tricking Google[...]
Google operates one of the world's most consequential security system – The Algorithm (TM) – in total secrecy. We're not allowed to know how Google's ranking system works, what its criteria are, or even when it changes: "If we told you that, the spammers would win."
Well, they kept it a secret, and the spammers won anyway.
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Some of the biggest, most powerful, most trusted publications in the world have a side-hustle in quietly producing SEO-friendly "10 Best ___________ of 2024" lists: Rolling Stone, Forbes, US News and Report, CNN, New York Magazine, CNN, CNET, Tom's Guide, and more.
Google literally has one job: to detect this kind of thing and crush it. The deal we made with Google was, "You monopolize search and use your monopoly rents to ensure that we never, ever try another search engine. In return, you will somehow distinguish between low-effort, useless nonsense and good information. You promised us that if you got to be the unelected, permanent overlord of all information access, you would 'organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.'"
They broke the deal." -Cory Doctorow
Read the whole article: https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task
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