Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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Siljarri looses a spear into the still waters of Two Sky River, Nil close behind as enthusiastic retriever and seadart-wrangler.
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Bronze spear point, Egypt, First Intermediate Period, 2195-2033 BC
from The Louvre
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Rivalry: Charlie & ...Spear?
Check out @a-dauntless-daffodil for original thought. It's great!
Charlie: (holding the spear hostage as she paces around the room) So.... let's get one thing straight here.... You may have come first, but I'M the one who share's Vaggie's bed!
Spear: (taped up from pommel to guard haphazardly with the two ends tied off to the arms of a chair, keeping it in place so it looks like it's sitting) ...........
Charlie: So what if she slept with you for the first few months she was here?! She was scared! You brought her some sort of comfort, and who would I have been if I denied her that? A horrible person, that's what!
Spear: (sunlight glints off it's edge)
Charlie: *gasp* How dare you laugh at me?! I am the Princess of Hell!!! YOU are just a spear! A hunk of metal!
Spear: (slowly falls a little to the side but gets caught by the tape)
Charlie: Well, now I'm the one who takes the right side of the bed. YOU just get to sit in the corner. All. Alone. and WATCH me snuggle Vaggie in a way a piece of scrap metal like you never could.
Spear: ...........
Chair: (slowly spins and creaks)
Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE VIEW!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!
Spear: (glints again as the sun streams through the blinds)
Demon Charlie: (growls as her horns and tail grow) What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do?! Oh, don't you worry. I have ways of putting you in your place. (holds up a rough, volcanic whetstone from Wrath)
Spear: (slips a little further)
Vaggie: (enters the bedroom) Hey, babe, have you seen my spear? (sees her spear tied up with Charlie demoned out, gripping the shaft with one hand and bringing a volcanic rock to the spear's edge with the other) What are you doing?
Charlie: (freezes) NOTHING!!!
Vaggie: Uh-huh.... Well, I have to clean the angelic blood off my spear so it doesn't rust, so can I have it back?
Charlie: (stands up straight and riiiiiips the spear from the tape) Of course, babe! Anything for my lovely, sweet, kind, caring, snuggly, super amazing girlfriend!~
Vaggie: Uh... Thanks, hun. I'll be down in the common room if you need me. Love you. (turns to leave)
Charlie: Love you too~ (glowers at the spar resting against Vaggie's shoulder) This isn't over.
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Palesacon
and the boys
Very last Hylics themed design I had in my to-do queue. Amazing creature, awesome spear.
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Won’t Someone Think of the d100 Polearms?
Won’t Someone Think of the d100 Polearms? is a free toolkit for crafting unique polearms for use in tabletop roleplaying games. It is system neutral, and it will be up to you to assign stats that make sense for the polearms in your system of choice.
In this toolkit you will find three tables to roll on to create a polearm:
1. A table of 100 blade designs based on historical polearms!
2. A table of 100 special qualities (Angry, Wise, Invisible, Cabbage)!
3. A table of 100 (mostly) decorative shafts!
Now, go forth and fill your games with a bounty of the most useful yet most underappreciated type of weapon ever to grace the pages of our hobby!
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