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good-as-i-am94 · 1 year
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Peter flopped onto Tony and Pepper’s bed while they packed for a trip, “I’m begging now. Take me with.”
Pepper laughed softly as she put another shirt in her suitcase, “I tried to tell him you would want to come.”
“It’s going to be a bunch of boring meetings, Kid. Why are you begging to come? Did you and May have a fight or—“ Tony frowned and then snapped his fingers, “You think if you come with then you are ungrounded.”
“Pfftt.” Peter rolled his eyes, “No. I just miss Pepper. I never get to see her.”
Pepper paused to ruffle his hair, “That’s my favorite lie.”
“I don’t know why the two of you are so suspicious. Honestly, maybe someone should be asking the two of you questions.” Peter said as he pulled two shirts out of Tony’s bag.
Tony grabbed them, “Stop. Now I’m getting annoyed.”
“So that’s a yes?”
“I’m calling May.” Tony walked out of the room.
“But Mr. Stark—“ Peter trailed after his mentor.
Pepper found her passport to move to her purse, “Friday? You think Peter’s going to convince him?”
“I’ve calculated that the probability is at 98% based on previous situations where the boss says no repeatedly and Peter continues to ask.” Friday confirmed.
“It’s those brown eyes.” Pepper thought out loud.
“Agreed.” Friday confirmed.
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the-suicidal-lizard · 2 years
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Mothers Adrenaline
Tony, Stephen and Peter, on a day out at the park: *having fun, Peter goes off*
Stephen: Peter, where are you baby? Momma wants to go home and get dru- go to sleep! Has anyone seen my son?! Oh God! That Mother's adrenaline is kicking in! Peter! I can see every equation! *Runs to Natasha* Excuse me, ma'am! Have you seen my son?! He's about this tall, clearly bi but we haven't had the talk!
Tony: *watches the meltdown*
Stephen: PETER?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I'll let you do drugs! I'm gonna have a stroke! WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER?!
Peter, behind Stephen: ʰɪ ᵐᴏₘ
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ddringo · 8 months
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How the magical whiteboard turned the Avengers Bi
Bucky hands the phone back with a smile, “Look like a dude you’d wanna smoke a joint with.” Mr. Stark – who rarely sits down during these meetings – jumps forward to cover Peter’s ears. Too late, as Peter happily responds, “Maybe that’s why you don’t remember.” He then turns to Mr. Stark “I know what weed is. Dad. Hey Bucky, you know if they make Super weed?” “I forget what we were talking about.” Thor suddenly states, looking out the window. Steve looks on the verge of tears. *** The magical whiteboard reappears. It goes about how you'd expect.
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tortol · 10 months
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with great power comes no future
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edited the post because i liked the other version better :) here’s the og
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saltedpineapple · 7 months
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i wasted my time on this dsfjk,bsgakjgkjfgajk
end me
and of course i have to balance it out with fluff
i wanna squeeze lil mk
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purple-goo-writes · 11 months
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Missing dynamic I keep seeing in Spider-Man/Batman crossovers. Jason pulling a Bruce and adopting the scrappy homeless child who he just saw take down two muggers hopped up on Venom. Just more Red Hood Adopting Spider-man.
I can just see the dynamic the two would have. Especially with Peter just clambering on Jason like he does the Hulk. Casually sticking to Jason's back like the other isn't racing down the streets on his motorcycle. Poping up over his shoulder when Red Hood is talking to Batman like some kitten who climbed onto their owners shoulder.
Sassing Jason six ways to Sunday and having Jason wonder if he was that bad at that age. Peter casually picking this tank of a man up and yeeting him at an enemy.
I demand Dad Hood and His Spider Son!
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fotibrit · 8 months
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A couple different people around New York have deduced, through one way or another, that Spider-Man is a teenager. They’ve started giving him life advice, when they see him. One even called Spider-Man “son” after buying spidey a bag of chips.
In totally unrelated news, Tony Stark has beef with a bunch of strangers throughout New York, and refuses to explain why.
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wingitbold · 1 month
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A Random Rainy Night:
Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*
Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*
*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*
Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.
Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy
Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet
Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted
Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?
Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!
Tony: Flabbergasted Stark
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ryssbelle · 1 month
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Spiderman and Clay bffs for life
Based on the stickers I have on my wall, Clay is a new edition to my spiderman wall lmao
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idk-bruh-20 · 8 months
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Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.
On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.
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spideyspetertingle · 1 year
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Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: ...I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  
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good-as-i-am94 · 1 year
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“Stop that.” Tony told Peter.
“I’m not doing anything.” Peter raised an eyebrow at his mentor.
“I know you. You were thinking of it.”
“You can’t prove anything!” Peter stuck out his tongue.
Tony went back to looking at his screen and suddenly felt something his the back of his head, “Peter Parker. I just told you not to do that.”
“You didn’t say that I shouldn’t use your head as a goal for paper football.” Peter shrugged, “Maybe you should have been more specific.”
“Get out of my lab. You’re annoying me.” Tony flipped to his suit’s updates on the screen.
“Fine. I’m going to find Pepper.”
“Okay.”
“To see if she needs a mentee.” Peter sang as he walked.
“Have fun.”
“And be my mom…” Peter added.
Tony turned around, “You haven’t even called me dad. That’s not fair or okay. Get back here!”
Peter laughed, “You were the one who told me to leave.”
“Changed my mind.” Tony mumbled while reading something on the screen.
Peter let the silence build for a bit, “I can call you dad if you want.”
“If that’s what you want.” Tony tried to play it casual, “I’d be fine with that.”
Peter smiled before going back to his homework.
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Class 1-A: *talking about Quirks*
Kaminari: yeah, I got my quirk mostly from my mom! What'd your mom give you, Midoriya?
Midoriya:
Midoriya: ...Anxiety, Kaminari.
Midoriya: She gave me anxiety.
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sadiecoocoo · 1 month
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You guys should watch Ultimate Spider-Man. They give Peter so many boyfriends. Also it deserves more recognition and fan content that I don’t wanna make rn and literally cannot make since I don’t have access to my computer rn
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maryo274 · 2 years
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Tony's poor old man heart can't take his kid's super hero hijinks anymore. 😅
Also, Peter has an Instagram exclusive for Spidey where he posts reels and stuff regarding his super hero life (as Spidey of course), certified and all. It's canon and you can't change my mind on that one. 🤣
Also, Rhodey just having to deal with Tony's fatherly nervous breakdowns is beyond believable within the MCU's canon. 😅
More comics are coming soon.
Hope you like this one. 👊🏼😉
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theshadowrealmitself · 10 months
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Thinking of a very specific scenario where Gwen has her workplace covered head to toe in Spidey pictures and Spidey merch because she originally lost a bet, but never took any of the stuff down after it was over because she grew attached to it, so her work area just makes everyone think she’s a huge fan of Spidey
That’s the setup, followed by a situation where Spidey has to team up with Norman for a science thing (neither one is happy about this) and they pass by Gwen’s area (although it doesn’t have her name written anywhere, it’s just covered in Spidey stuff) and Spiderman, being Peter Parker and having visited Gwen’s workplace before, knows it’s hers
Which prompts this dialogue: “How is Gwen doing? Staying away from tall buildings..I hope… ha ha..” -Peter, making an awkward joke based on that horrifying statistic they found out about most of other Gwen’s dying by falling, because working with an enemy is an awkward situation and he was trying to lighten the mood but failed
Norman doesn’t understand the reference, obviously, just takes note that somehow Spiderman is aware of his worker, and since he can tell which work area is hers, is aware that she’s a huge fan
Later on, there’s this dialogue: “If you really wanna get a superhero’s attention, go to their “territory,” get on a huge building, make a fuss so that they know you’re there, then fling yourself off, you’ll be in their arms before you know it!” -Gwen Stacy, making her own morbid falling off a cliff joke to cope while people brainstorm how to find a missing hero
Which leads Norman to the following conclusion: Gwen Stacy has been putting herself in danger on purpose to get Spider-Man’s attention
Now not only does he have to worry about holding an intervention for his son and his son’s friend who’s like a son to him about being so obsessed with Spiderman that they ignore their own safety, but he also has to hold one for his best employee!! What the fuck!!
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