#spoiled milk

[onesacrificiallamb]

Have some Spoiled Milk and some redeemed him, Clotted milk

#art #my art #cookie run #cr kingdom #shadow milk #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #spoiled milk cookie #spoiled milk #clotted milk

[dahonkoftheday]

ayo fanart doodles for @spoiledmilks :O

yeah this is my art account, hiya again

Anyways. Here's some doodles of gliched out William! :DDD

#fanart #fnaf au fanart #Spoiled milk #I hope you enjoy #And yes #you've seen before #Tadaa

[upbeatpeekos-blog]

Prompt by @that-one-dumb-non-binary

Sorry if it's bad it's my first fanfic.

Spoiled Milk

"Mista, is this milk expired?" Narancia says, peeking inside the milk

"I don't know, ask Fugo. He's the one that used it last."

"What about me?" Fugo replies as he walks in the kitchen

"Is the milk expired?"

"No,..."

"You sure? It smells weird"

".....Milk doesn't expire....."

Mista looks at Fugo like he had 3 heads

"What..."

"Uhh yeah...it doesn't expire.." Fugo's face is flat as a board

'Crap....what am I saying..this is embarrassing...welp too late to go back now..'

Mista lets out a concerned sounding laugh. "Haha, Fugo... you're so funny."

"So, is it expired?" Narancia looks at both confused

"Ye- No!...."

Fugo cuts off Mista. Mista glares at Fugo.

"Erm, what's going on?.."

Giorno stood in the kitchen entry.

'Barnacles...' Fugo thought to himself, frustrated.

"Giorno, is the milk expired?"

Narancia has a impatient look on his face

"I don't know?" He shrugs as he sits down groceries

'Wait I could use Giorno as an advantage.'

"Hey, Giorno...Can I speak with you for a moment."

"Sure?" He walks out of the kitchen with him

"So..." Fugo pinches his nose.

"This is an odd request, but...can you please follow through?"

"What is it?"

"Can you convince them that...Milk doesn't spoil..."

'He won't do it...this is so stupid'

"What? Why?"

Fugo sighs. "I said it didn't spoil...I-i don't know why,...and I'm embarrassed about it...."

Giorno stares at him

"Just tell them that it was a joke?"

"Please, Giorno.. just think off it as payback from when they put red dye in your shampoo last month.."

Giorno thinks for a moment...

"Fine...I'll do it.."

"Thank you, thank you."

Fugo lightly puts his hands on Giorno's face

"I knew I could count on you.."

They go back to the kitchen

"Fugo....way were you saying milk doesn't spoil?" Mista was tested

"Cause it doesn't.."

"Yes it does"

Yes, it does? I thought you were the smart one of the gang?"

"Mista, he's right," Giorno says in a monotone voice

Mista stops talking

"Giorno, not you too..

"I thought milk spoiled? Does it not? Doesn't it mean its spoiled when it smells bad?"

Giorno leans on the island counter

"Milk doesn't spoil..."

"What are you guys saying!? Have you two gone mad!?"

"Mista, you always have these odd conspiracies. Are you sure it isn't one of those?" Fugo kept his cool.

"It's not a conspiracy! It's a fact!"

"Mista, it's true. Milk does not spoil."

Giorno says, staring in Mista's dark brown eyes seriously.

"You guys are right, Mista. You always have those dumb theories...how am I supposed to believe you?" Narancia puts back the milk, not wanting it anymore.

"What...what!...WHAT! No! Ughh it's not a conspiracy!"

"Yes it is, your just too embarrassed to admit that your wrong!" Fugo yells back

"Nuh, uh! You're lying it does go bad!"

"Mista, stop yelling your making scene...it doesn't spoil.." Giorno interrupts not wanting a violent fight to break out over literal spoiled milk.

Mista stops talking...he put his hands on his face...

"Ughhhhh! Oh my gooodd," he uncovers his face.

"Please tell me this is a joke."

"No, it's not.."

Narancia got tired of their bickering

"Mista, just except the truth. Fugo is smarter than you and me."

"...Fine...it doesn't spoil... But don't come running to me when you get sick!" Mista gets up, walking out the kitchen..

"Jeez, what a pushover," Narancia sighs. Then he walks out, probably just to go play on his game console.

There was an odd silence.

"So,...what are you going to do if he brings it up again?"

Giorno walks next to Fugo.

"Act like it never happened."

"Pfft, I figured."

Giorno smiles

"Well, I'm gonna go help Trish pick out a dress for her concert. Wanna come?"

"Sure...I should probably stay away from Mista for the time being."

They give eachother a smooch before walking out the kitchen.

The end

#jojos bizarre adventure #giorno giovanna #fugo x giorno #pannacotta fugo #guido mista #narancia ghirga #fanfiction #spoiled milk #fanfic #golden wind #part 5 golden wind #part 5 vento aureo #part 5 jjba

[grimve]

#religion #poetry #spilled thoughts #spoiled milk #hellenic paganism #hellenic polytheist #ex christian #ex cult #folk magick #left hand path #esoteric #poems #greek polytheism

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

What has a longer shelf life, Hot Sauce Water or Instant Spoiled Milk? I don’t support the free-range practices of the milk but I’ll buy it if it lasts shorter.

If you don't want free-range instant spoiled milk, buy Amazon. Bezos's instant spoiled cows are just treated... well... I'll just link you to the netflix documentary.

To answer your question, I think it all depends on how you store it. You wanna keep hot sauce water in the fridge, and instant spoiled milk in a cool, dry place. I think once you open it you wanna use up the instant spoiled milk within the week, though.

#is this too mean? is it ok to joke about this? #irl I am opposed to animal cruelty #on the other hand I am taking more pot shots at bezos... #also the phrase 'instant spoiled cows' is just funny to me #posts from a scarier timeline #unreality #unreal #misinfo #animal cruelty #tw animal cruelty #animal cruelty tw #amazon #jeff bezos #food #food mention #spoiled food #spoiled milk

[sverenagain]

i will find all of the people i know on here . i will do it . i will trap them under a cup like a bug and then tap on the glass 

#spoiled milk #informal cheese making

[cannedmilkpoetry]

i met a boy.

rough edges, sharp eyes, slow lips. and tall. like reallllly tall.

when he speaks it's almost lazy, words slip out seemlessly with little struggle and the low drawl of consonants ripple through my skin when he mumbles about movies i need to watch between kisses.

there are no butterflies. but when he cradles my face there is that deep pit feeling in my stomach that expands and contracts, heat coils there until it explodes.

#spoiled milk #my poem #poetry #inkskinned #my writing

[acrowwithguns]

I am a spoiled milk drinking menace

Every morning I drink my coffee with some milk, turns out my milk has been spoiled for the last 6 days and I didn't notice bc A) it was still liquid looking B) I have no sense of smell. I got food poisioning, ended up in the hospital and now my friends will never stop joking about the spoiled milk drinking menace

#I dunno #spoiled milk drinking menace #I still don't know how I managed to drink spoiled milk like istg I have one braincell and it's shared #spoiled milk #post

[what-marsha-eats]

#funny cartoon #milk humor #spoiled milk #piraro #dan piraro

[onesacrificiallamb]

Kissy

Runs off

He /is/ spoiled milk, Yknow

#art #my art #cookie run #cr kingdom #shadow milk #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #spoiled milk cookie #spoiled milk

[captainpirateface]

#spoiled milk #captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #poetry #poems #poem #poetrycommunity #poetryofinstagram #sighthsandsoundsofinstagram #poets on tumblr #poetry of tumblr #my poetry #new poets society #original poets on tumblr #poetry blog #poetry community #poets corner #poets of tumblr #poetsandwriters #tumblr poets #spilled poetry #poet #poetselixir #poets of the world #dead poets society #poetsdaily #poets of the fall #poetry of the heart

[milkcioccolato]

We all start with a little one on the ear😌

#The day his obsession began #and maybe also the day he got a little crush🤭 #Dad Mace won’t ever admit it but he spoils his boy rotten🥺💖 #milks artsies #star wars #darth maul #maul #jedi maul #jedi obimaul au #mace windu #good dad mace windu

[cartoon-of-milk]

Can't stand 9/11 shit same reason I can't stand people mourning the queen: it's all just patriotism/imperialism and erases all the horrific shit that happened as a result of it/happened before

#talking #spoiled milk

[emptymind777]

I am expiring

I don’t know the nice word for dying

Especially in this circumstance

Where it’s all in my hands

#ow #poetry #poet #depression #expired #circumstances #writers and poets #art #depressing quotes #deppresive #spoiled milk

[headlesshaute]

#SoundCloud #pale love #undone #spoiled milk

[cannedmilkpoetry]

how crazy that love in the same breath can make me want to peel my skin off. how i drive to work in silence because listening to music makes me itch in a way that never did before. how the impression on your old bed swells at the incomplete body that cries into it each night. how ravenous my brain is seeking answers to questions that won't change a thing. i pick at old scabs. i still sleep in your shirts. and im still right where you fucking left me.

you gave up. you broke something you have no intention of fixing. and i have to suffer from your mistakes. i have to work ten times harder to heal from this. and i have to do it in the same goddamn house we grew in. each day i take a breath that feels like my last. all because i loved. and i still love.

this isn't living--it's just simply not dying. and im so tired of surviving.

i never want to love like this again.

#poetry #spoiled milk #my poem #heartbreak #im right where u left me #i hope you never heal from this #inkskinned