and while I’m at it, both Spy Kids 3 and 4 were also great, and y’all are just haters for no reason
Spy Kids was a great series with stupid comedy and family themes, y’all are just edgy wannabes
Alan Cumming is such a gay icon. We have to stan.
Respect ONLY for my king.
having had a crush on both of the cortez siblings as a kid is bi culture
ive been looking at my past obsessions (linebeck zelda, floop spy kids, and ray henry danger) and i realized
i just fuckin love bisexual dads
If you don’t like the spy kids trilogy you’re wrong
Laughing through the tears Are they from laughing or crying, we’ll never know? What I mean to say is,, GO spy kids AU?? (Warlock + Adam as Carmen and Judy)
just saw the new promo on instagram and i have 2 thoughts
- “robot killers that look like children” thats the entire plot of the first spy kids
- im like 95% certain ray said crap
Y'all I just realized two things while watching Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (dont judge me it’s on Netflix and I’m bored)
1) the cast on this movie is insane, seriously how did all of these people agree to be in this movie?
And 2) the game in this movie? Game Over? The one that sucks a kid’s attention in and never lets them out? Last year it was masquerading as Fortnite, this year its Minecraft
Ra.One and Spy Kids definitely take place in the same universe
August 15, 2019
Ugh, I wish Spy Kids followed Carmen over Juni. She was cooler, smarter, tougher, and way better at the spywork stuff. Seriously. I rewatched the first and second movies (the third is absolute crap) and you just know Carmen went on to be head of the goddamn organization, because her master spy parents had two children, and she’s got all the brain cells, determination, quick thinking and toughness. As soon as she finds out the truth she’s putting shit together and fighting the bad guys while her brother is trying to get water out of his boot by reading the directions on the sole.
I forgot that my local mall has stalls and stuff at the beginning of October-late September but I’m glad becuase I got the only good Spy Kids movies. All of them were like a dollar.
It is 6:39 AM right now and ALL and I mean ALL I can think about is how Elijah Woods just randomly showed up outta fucking NOWHERE at the end of Spy Kids 3D and got the whole movie super hype like he was about to be the most powerful character hes literally the chosen one the fucking “Guy” that everybody said would win the unwinnable level and he shows up and its Frodo Fuckin Baggins in a Walmart Iron Man suit and he has like 99 lives when your not even supposed to have more than like 10 or whatever I dunno I havent seen this movie in like 16 years anyway he shows up gives the hypest speech ever and then
he just fucking dies they kill him Elijah Woods pops out the ass end of this 3D glasses commercial and they electrocute him to death and this fact along with the knowledge that Slyvestor Stallone is also in this and they got him to play like 8 different characters is keeping me from sucking from the warm tit of slumber
“How long have we been falling?!”
“I don’t know! My watch doesn’t tell time!’”
“I have been falling…for thirty minutes!”
Wow Alan Cumming really said gay rights when he played