#staff you idiots

[mortysmith]

In theory i like the idea that rick is growing and developing as a person. In practice it ends up falling short though, because no one balances him out. rick is getting better while no one else is getting worse, and it causes the whole thing to end up feeling a bit stale. The biggest draw, at least for me, has always been rick and morty's shitty dynamic, but it barely exists anymore because rick has been so watered down.

The ideal solution is literally just to make morty into a bigger asshole. Essentially flipping the main characters' personalities would offer a wide variety of conflict into the show, and would also help keep it "fresh".

Instead it feels the writers are pretending that they can't possibly do anything with morty's character, that they have to keep him the same anxious idiot he was in season one. I've said this before, but it's incredibly frustrating to watch the show have no problem with expanding rick's character while struggling with keeping morty's heavily stagnated characterization consistent. Where rick has space to develop between multiple seasons, morty is constantly forced into one of two boxes (smart/stupid) depending on the episode.

#rick and morty #again i dont hate ricks therapy arc i just hate that morty doesnt have a parallel AntiTherapy arc #not to mention how. even if morty IS more bitter it usually only lasts for like an episode #there is no smooth progression or development. the show is just ping ponging between him being an idiot vs him being capable #this is why im sooooooososososo badly hoping the roy machine comes into play again. #otherwise this is genuinely offensive treatment of a main character #genuinely at the moment i feel like fandom understands morty better than the writers. #this is a half vent post to be honest im just so tired of the rick bias within the staff. Like make. a new show at this point #i also have thoughts on the way rick has been written these past few seasons and um . #well it feels lile fans are in the writers room and im afraid this is a negative. it sort of seems like the show is trying to- #sweep ricks past actions and behaviors under the rug #as if he isnt literally the worst person ever. up until recently i guess. #like its just frustrating seeing mortys abuse being handled so haphazardly? like the s5 2 crows episode #it just feels like the writers are trying to fill out a checklist instead of writing them as people. #“what we had was abusive dont you see?” who talks like this #okay im over it(lying) #rick sanchez #morty smith

[shima-draws]

I’m SURE someone has done this before but I NEED to see Zeff doing Gordon Ramsay bits. Zeff yelling at his stupid employees and then turning around and acting so sweet and kind and understanding with little baby Sanji it’s literally so perfect I need this like yesterday

#I HAVE seen the idiot sandwich bit. Which. YEAH Sanji is an idiot sandwich. #BUT HAVE YOU ALL SEEN GORDON RAMSAY AROUND KIDS. He’s so sweet and patient and gentle with them it makes me want to cry #And then he’s like a demon around adults. LMAO #Zeff cussing out his entire staff and then looking at Sanji and going you have never done anything wrong in your life ever little eggplant. #JFNDNDNSN #One Piece #Shima speaks #Zeff #Sanji

[blackrayser-fr]

It's better to strike the iron while it's hot, so let me introduce you my 🍎 Lucifer Morningstar🐍 FanDragon from Hazbin Hotel! Contour and a couple of apparels are still missing, oh well

#Flight Rising FanDragon #Lucifer Morningstar #Hazbin Hotel #I love this idiot and his depressed demeanor in a way you cannot understand <3 #Staff please for the next NotN give us rubber ducks familiars I'm begging

[butchez]

tumblr staff are so fucking delusional nobody wants to use your dumbshit streaming service 😭 this COULD NOT have been made any clearer in the last nine months since they rolled it out

AKECHI COMPILATION

#ik the standard excuse tumblr defenders make for staff is that all the dumb stuff is from like executives or whatever #which generally isnt true considering how often staff defend a lot of the changes and make fun of people who complain #but tumblr live HAS to be from some disconnected executive like staff cant be this idiotic ... #the way this website is being run is making me lose sanity i cant tell anymore #jude talks #edit: akechi compilation added to discourage rbs from strangers idk how u guys found this post #edit edit i use the word discourage instead of stop for a reason. ik you can turn off rbs but i dont want to. look at my images boy

[cozylittleartblog]

Hiii, I love your art so much and I adore the way you draw Swatch. What's your opinion on swatchton? 👀

i don't usually answer ship opinion asks unless i'm fond of it myself out of respect for the Differently Opinionated but i Realized something the other night that kinda got a ball rolling for me. that "color cafe is also a host club" headcanon was funny, and then i remembered MONTHS late the line about spamton once being a loyal customer of theirs. ...that falls into place a little too well.

i mean the concept of he and swatch being exes is good (so much divorce in this game and we can add even more) but spamton thinking he's so famous now SURELY they like him back even though it's literally their job to flirt with customers so they spend more money? unparalleled 😂 i can see them kind of being friends though, he is a Funny Little Dude, and swatch never thought anything more of his frequent visits because queen, Their Bestie, stops by all the time too and there's nothing more there either. food good, music nice, birds pretty, why Wouldn't you want to come here?

... though i don't think they'd care if they knew he was interested in them in any way. so are literally hundreds of people, get in line <3 the cafe probably has a "no trying to propose to our staff" rule. they're too dedicated to the Butler thing anyway

#deltarune #ask #anonymous #anon #swatch #spamton #spamton went broke buying all of swatch's attention but only during work hours #what kinda idiot walks into a host club and thinks the staff are all Actually in love with him? #a big shot kinda idiot #he runs into them outside the cafe and is very confused over the regular professional attitude #i dont think spamton knows what a host club is #so tldr not a bad ship actually if a little overhyped but has the opportunity to be extremely funny #and if you can't tell the funnier a ship is the better #slowly drags The Blue Idiots into frame #although it would certainly be nice if there was. any swatch content that isn't from Me that isn't ship based lMFAO #this is the unpopular opinion part of the tags. swatch is an interesting and well designed character on their own #and it is a shame they have been overshadowed by The Shipping #but on the bright side that just motivates me to draw them even more #I Will Fill The Gap #im an artist im OBLIGATED to get attached to the pretty pastel personification of an art program #and boy have i been swatch brainrottin lately #birds in da brain #im realizing a lot of the asks in my inbox are funnier with images im not answering as many as i wanted to

[mixed-kester]

Fine, you win, Wanderer. I don’t think i can get Raiden for today.

Who says i’m giving up on pulling? No, no.

I’m going to get that yaksha when he comes out.

…cat got your tongue?

You brought this on yourself.

Don’t be surprised if Faruzan won’t cooperate with you anymore.

#genshin impact #dps dynamics #kesteam dynamics #you fucking idiot #why the hell do you have to block my pulls #you think rosaria can satiate my need for a waifu-slingling staff user? #dont fucking interfere with my pulls #sagau #genshin sagau #honestly all you have to do is stay still and not interfere #but NOOOOO #i wasnt even going to use her as a DPS you buffoon #she’ll be Keqing’s support

[mihotose]

what?

#thank you staff very cool #also idiot doom spiral immediately before idiot doom spiraling #gemitus

[solipseismic]

THEY SHOULD MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO CONTEST COMMUNITY LABELS ON OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS

#IF SOMEONE CAN SEND IN A BULLSHIT REPORT WHY CAN COMMUNITY MEMBERS NOT SAY HEY THAT'S BULLSHIT #WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE CALLED A COMMUNITY LABEL IF THE COMMUNITY CANNOT CONTEST IT #this is about staff flagging a post as mature. when it was a sw blog asking if any artists wanted to do commissions for gaza/e-sims #like why is there not a button i can press to go HEY THAT'S BULLSHIT. TAKE IT OFF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS #croidhe #2024 #beyond words. incandescent.

[mona-liar]

Love working for a company which literally has "clients" in the name, my task should be about usability and customer satisfaction etc... and then the CEO talks strategy and ONLY gaining new clients. Bro what about retention and making stuff easier for the clients you already have???

(I am not working for tumblr but the parallels are not lost on me)

#Me yesterday reading the strategy staff post: ah I see you are idiots with no long term planning or strategy skills #Me today listening to the CEO's strategy panel: ah I see you are idiots with no long term strategy and planning objectives

[doctorwhoisadhd]

the one thing that is saving me in the "desperately needs to do an assignment that i cannot care about" department is the fact that i made an arrangement of this piece once. cause im not gonna lie if i had to sit here and analyze alto clef it would ALLLLLLL be over

#i can read alto clef if im actively playing it but sadly analysis is Not That #fuck alto clef and while im at it also fuck all of the other ones like tenor clef etc that are just alto clef but bad at parking. shut the #HELL UP and learn to read ledger lines like a NORMAL PERSON (<- not normal. what flute players do is Not Normal In The Slightest) #(fun fact. flute players read ledger lines so much that by my freshman year of college as a music major i could read a high D (not that #one. an octave Up from the one above the staff.) on sight without having to count ledger lines Despite Never Having Seen That #Note In Practice Before. also Nobody Else really does that as much as flute players because even violinists dont have to compete with the #entire rest of the ensemble being 8 billion other instruments on 8 billion different parts WHILE ALSO BEING THE ONLY INSTRUMENT FOR WHOM #DYNAMICS ARE ACTIVELY REALLY HARD NO MATTER WHAT REGISTER YOURE IN. so because of Flute Gravity (high note = loud. low note = soft) #composers write flutes to be Higher so that they will be Actually Heard and basically thats how you learn to read ledger lines. by counting #ledger lines until you no longer have to count ledger lines. So basically skill issue alto and tenor clef and all the other stupid clefs #like that shut Up and Get Literate Idiot. anyway im procrastinating.) #ari opinion hour #also im sorry violists. its not you its the system.

[twentytwo-onebee]

#sherlock holmes #🐝 #staff you gave the wrong idiot polls im just gonna keep doing these

[you-are-watching-markipliertv]

Concept: Jerma (or one of his personae idk) is slated to come into the studio building, whether to be interviewed, sponsor a program, etc. and Dark can't find him even though he checked in. Turns out, Bing and a couple of the Jims are hiding him because they distinctly remember someone claiming Dark to be a "Jerma-phobe", and so therefore ergo you get the picture lmao

#markiplier egos #markipliertv #markiplier tv #the ipliers #staff members #off the air #darkiplier #the jims #jim twins #bing irl #bingiplier #jerma #jerma 985 #jerma985 #if you can see this in the tags and you're not a markiplier fan #uhhhhhhh just ignore it gjdbsksbgndjwbs #i come in peace i'm just an idiot

[vilevampire]

I'm going to fucking scream the amount of blatant misinformation on tumblr staff's recent posts is going to make me pull my hair out

#did we read THE SAME FUCKING POST? #They did not say they would remove the chronological dash. they already clarified THAT IS NOT THE CASE #they're not getting rid of reblog chains. how did you jump to that conclusion. #they already clarified that is also not the case. they're just considering putting long chains under a read more/click to see #even their @engineering post about making the dashboard open-source and FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE which is awesome #got a bunch of angry ppl telling staff they were dumb fucking idiots bc they SOMEHOW understood they were pushing more #algorithmic content on the dash #????? DID WE READ THE SAME POSTTTT????? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #I am actively losing my mind here #lucasings

[nomaishuttle]

have you killed yourself. will you kill yourself when wil you kill yourself

#this post dedicated to rhe girl on the serving staff who referred to the liberty lane (memory care) patients as 'a bunch of fucking rworded #dementia idiots' bc one of them asked if they could have cheerios instead of frootloops. and also said that liberty patients are #'too rworded to be able to tell the difference (between cheerios and frootloops)' #like go fucking worj at mcdonalds. same job. why are you working in the fucking senior home if you hate elderly ppl. specifically Incredibl #y vulnerable elder ppl. #especialy bc TWO of our liberty lane patients passed away over the weekend its like. you are going to hell when you die and brother? im #gonna walk you there 👍

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Anyone with two brain cells on the Hero team, like the genius ratman whose Quirk is related to intelligence and foresight: Hey I think the Villains are gonna raid the hospital since Kurogiri is there.

Heroes prepping and building and helping people into the shelters before the attack: Hey I think the Villains are gonna raid the hospital since Kurogiri is there. Should we evacuate the hospital of patients and all unneeded staff to shelters, or maybe one with medical equipment for all of them with the girl who can make literally anything out of her body fat? Or the best tech support team in the world? Or dozens of Heroes who could make and acquire it? ...Nah it'll be fine. Just have some doctors and nurses be meat shields and scowl, that'll probably work.

Shoji: Hey, Spinner's group is gonna raid the hospital since Kurogiri is there

Fox girl: Hey Spinner's group is probably gonna raid the hospital

Koji: Hey, Spinner's group is gonna raid the hospital since Kurogiri is there

Spinner: I'M HAVING A FUCKING STROKE, KUROGIRIIIIIII I'M COMING FOR YOU I NEED YOUR HELP TO FIGHT RACISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nobody: Should we have evacuated the staff and inpatient wings on the off chance the nurses' stare-no-jutsu doesn't work? I mean we had a fair amount of prep time to get shit like the shelters ready for when the Villains finally attack.

#like you dont even station a few Literal Who nameless Heroes for protection? #if i were a patient or a family member whos got someone at that hospital and found out the only protection #they had were some staff members staring disapprovingly I would wheel my loved one out myself #and sue the FUCK out of every idiot involved lmao #.bnha #bnha 372 #'its to send a message to the villains' we have enough moral grandstanding from the main cast ty #like what are we gonna send the business course kids to record this footage as propaganda for the BNHA ver. of NowThis? #fuck it why not #sloot bitches about things

[timeisacephalopod]

Lol out of curiosity I looked up my old job on Indeed and yes they ARE urgently hiring for the position and if I didn't get treated like dog shit for expecting a stress free work environment with reasonable expectations and not wildly cunty management who seemed to be under the impression they were doing THE most important job at THE most important store ever maybe I wouldn't have just not shown up one day 🤷🏻‍♀️ asshole thing to do to my poor coworkers but I didn't even have the energy to quit right after spending a month and a half feeling deeply surveilled at every aspect of my job lest I get another frivolous writeup no one else got for doing their jobs worse than me so fine. You want me gone enough to threaten my livelihood and SHRUG when I point out I have rent to pay, fine, but I wouldn't put up with that behavior from anyone in my life generally and I LIKE those people so my JOB pulling bullshit? Oh hell no, if I wouldn't take it from people I CHOOSE to be around on purpose I ain't taking shit from a fucking JOB. I refuse to be in a work environment that's unaware it's a GROCERY STORE, not a 5 star establishment frequented exclusively by world leaders or some shit. Like Sam, my job is cooking food at a fucking sobeys and you're acting as if I'm disarming bombs it's so important get reasonable priorities and standards for employees and then apply them equally to managers and not EXCLUSIVELY minimum wage staff 🙄

Which is funny because my new job everyone seems surprised with how fast I've caught on to stuff down to a coworker yesterday telling me he thought I worked in a shoppers prior to the pharmacy I'm in because Im catching on so quick. This isn't unusual for me either, some time in the last five or so years I've found every workplace I'm at I end up being heavily relied on because I'm good at my job, so fucking sucks to suck for sobeys because it took me some week or so to be consistently praised for being better at the job than the guy I replaced only for them to throw that out because they think management should be able to do whatever the fuck they want while they shove minimum wage staff under a fucking microscope to ensure they're doing their shit right and even that isn't consistent. They punished me exclusively because I did not lay down to be treated as a door mat and dished the treatment I got handed. If you treat me like shit I WILL treat you the way you treat me, no worse, and sometimes a little better because I don't lose my moral standards in that treatment either. Just because I'm being an ass doesn't mean I'm willing to do whatever the fuck, just enough to ensure that the person who's decided I'm their new plaything knows that'll be going both ways so fuck off. I've never had a job so willing to keep on shit management they had at LEAST a dozen meetings with regarding performance and I was the one who got punished for being frustrated about that. But I will take a new significantly less stressful job 🙌🏻

#winters ramblings #anyway theyre “urgently hiring” and if they listened when the fuck i told them i was so stressed i was clenching my fists #so hard in my sleep my hands would be DEAD STIFF and locked in place in the morning and required me to carefully massage them #and exercise the muscles and even then my hands still hurt. i told them ive been throwing up from stress AND i told them i was job hunting #because this was all bullshit. they KNEW where i was at and they should have listened but they didnt so fine #fuck me around 17 ways to sunday teo can play at that game and i didnt come here to be involved in a game at all #but force me onto that fucking biard then dont get mad when i flip it and walk away #im a grown assed adult i have no patience for workplaces that don't understand youre not a fucking slave #and the workplace isnt something Extremely Important And Special its a cucking GROCERY STORE and i wasnt even workinh #one if the jobs that DOES absolutely make a grocery store necessary i made fucking hot food everyone treated as Top Notch Shit #when ut was frozen boxed chicken strips and ut us INSULTING to me to teach me HOW to cook fucking BOXED FOOD #and NO i did bot take that “”“too personally”“' while they were trying to ”improve“ store standards #its fucking BOXED CHICKEN STRIPS guys why the fuck are we treating it like ROCKET SCIENCE??!? #i dont actually think its unreasonable to be angry your manager cannot even trust you to make food from a fucking BOX #without a chef coming in and treating you like some kind of idiot whohas never made a food in my LIFE despite #me cooking a lot more complicated shit at home on a regular basis. give me a fucking BREAK acting as if #it was StOrE sTaNdArD changes or whatever do YOU nit understand boxed food isnt HARD to make or do you need that explained #to you?? like i take shit too personally no YOU have unreasonable standards for EXCLUSIVELY your lowest wage staff #and im NOT bring held to a higher working standard than MANAGEMENT