#stargate incorrect quote

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Father will come up with something.

Bruce: I will try, but despite what you all may think I am not Superman.

Jason: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Tim: No.

Dick: Never.

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[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

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[the-mushroom-faerie]

Vala, after getting injured on a mission : I don't think I can walk to the gate

Daniel : fine *effortlessly picks her up*

Vala : O_O how are you doing that

Daniel : oh please, you only weigh like... five encyclopedias

Vala : note to self, scholars are built different

#stargate #stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #vala mal doran #daniel x vala #incorrect quotes #brought to you by me not understanding the weak nerd trope like books are HEAVY #and we (well not me anymore) consistently carry a lot of books around #a nerds backpack could weigh out at like 20lbs and they'll still be carrying stuff in their arms

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Daniel: how do you ask someone out?

Jack: well—

Sam: don’t listen to him. He waited 8 years and asked me out after my dad died and I almost married someone else.

Jack:…

Daniel:…

Daniel: but you said yes.

#stargate #stargate sg1 #samantha carter #jack oneill #daniel jackson #incorrect quotes #sam carter #sam/jack #of course she said yes

[ophilosoraptoro]

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.

Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Colin: No.

Benedict: Never.

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[lithiumseven]

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[cosmicgiddiness]

Jack, exploring an apparently deserted planet: Is anybody here?

Teal'c: I am here, O'Neill.

Jack:

Jack: Thank you, Teal'c.

Jack: Is anybody else here?

#stargate #sg1 #incorrect stargate quotes #jack o'neill #teal'c #stargate sg1 #incorrect quotes

[monapearlquo]

Jack: Today at 7am, Daniel poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die," and drank the whole thing.

Sam: I watched Daniel brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Teal'c: The survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me.

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[sun-ni-day]

Jack + Tumblr slang

from this brilliant ask exchange with @fighting-naturalist and @stardustandtwilight

#stargate sg-1 #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes #humour #itecontest #100плюс

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Jack and Daniel lying across the campfire from each other in dead silence:

Daniel: So how often do you think about the Roman empire?

Jack:

Jack sitting up in utter befuddlememt: Excuse me?

#sam is asleep #teal'c is on watch duty but he doesn't say anything 'cause he'd rather watch the show #stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sg 1 #daniel jackson #dr daniel jackson #jack oneill #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

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[the-mushroom-faerie]

*sees a bean-shaped sculpture on another planet*

me : who let anish Kapoor through the stargate

#stargate #incorrect quotes #i haven't actually seen The Bean on a stargate show yet #but it would be funny

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Jack, walking into the briefing room: Sorry I'm late... I was... *gestures at nothing* doing paperwork. *little grin*

Daniel: *raises the eyebrows of disbelief*

Sam: *looking puzzled*

Teal’c: *eyebrow*


* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*


Maybourne, bursts in, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

#stargate #stargate sg1 #jack oneill #harry Maybourne #permission to push this man down the stairs sir? #he totally could’ve done that #incorrect quotes #but is it really? #definitely happened in an AR #rest of SG1 is just watching/enjoying the show #not gonna lie he’s probably grinning & looking at Carter #Daniel’s eyebrows of disbelief are a thing #imagine the face from the ‘maybe he read your report scene’ #Daniel Jackson #why do paperwork when you can push Maybourne down the stairs #and Hammond just sits there bc he’s used to it at this point #samantha carter #sam carter #teal’c

[sepiawizarddetective]

John: We have a problem.

Rodney : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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[incorrectstargatesg1]

Jack: *gasps*

Daniel: "What?"

Jack: "What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

Daniel: *inhales*

Sam, in another room with Teal'c: "Do you hear screeching?"

#stargate #stargate sg1 #incorrect stargate #incorrrect quotes #sg1 #jack o'neill #daniel jackson #samantha carter #teal'c