(Nightmare walks into the house completely drained and jacked up from a fight, he comes up and flops on the sofa where you're sitting)
Y/N: *giggle*
Nightmare: *Huff* yeah, I know.., I stink
Y/N: yeah, hehe like sweat, gasoline, smoke and... Lemonade..???
Nightmare: *grumble* I got thrown in a fuggin lemonade stand..
Y/N: Ahhhhh yeahhhhh that'd make sense
(You decide to give your squid like husbone headpats, which he appreciated)
Nightmare: hmm I'll get a shower now...
Y/N: yes, yes go cleanse yourself of your stink
Nightmare: ughhhgh
(Nightmare shuffled off the couch with an annoyed grumble)
Y/N: I looooooveeee youuuuuuu!
Nightmare: mhmm
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Remus (surrounded by soap bubbles): You betrayed me.
Janus (holding a bar of soap): It’s for your own good. You’re in time out.
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Chapter 1 page 2!!
When did he last took a shower???
previous /// next
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God writing cult of the lamb characters (really, any non-human character) is so fun because I get to imagine different body language and from the comments y'all readers think it's cute
Like I love writing little details for Lambert like their tail/ears wiggling when they're happy and their voice having an occasional bleat-y quality to it, or Narinder hissing at people he doesn't like (read: almost everyone) or curling up to sunbathe and shit
But Narinder's so stoic that I imagine he gets annoyed at how expressive his ears/tail/fur is sometimes
Like if he gets startled by something he tries to play it off like "lol you didn't see that" meanwhile his fur is standing on end all over his body
Or Lambert points out "oh you're feeling X thing and I can tell because you're doing X" and he just fuckin jumps into a pile of leaves to avoid being perceived
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My squishmallow REEKS of weed
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LMAO Thatch and Izou being disGUSTED by Ace’s hygiene is so funny, it’s so canon.
Ace just looks like he woke up in the morning and didn’t even put on clean clothes, just whatever covered him. Brushes his teeth with bourbon in the kitchen sink at 2pm when he gets up. Would have absolutely used axe like it’s body wash, cologne, and deodorant.
Thatch and Izou had to hold him down the first thirty times they forcibly bathed him. They baked a cake to celebrate the first time he brushed his hair without being told. Lil opossum man turned into a rugged dragon over the course of a year.
I know you said Ace but lord, I thought you were describing me on a bad day anon, I was about to go check the bushes outside, damn.
I headcanon there is an entire division that was dedicated to the up keep of feral Ace, chasing him down, washing him, brushing his hair, making him wear underwear, making him wear socks with those boots, getting his shots done.
Because Marco got on so well with Ace before anything else it was his job. Just this massive fucking blue glowing bird swooping down to grab Ace's grubby little bastard man self like he was a rat and dunked in hot water.
Division 1 and a half - Ace squad
Now people just tell Ace no sex unless he cleans behind his ears and around the sack.
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