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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*
Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*
Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol
Steve: What?
Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size
Bucky: Is she okay!?
Steve: Did she win?
Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.
Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!
Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter
Bucky: Shut up Sam
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therealmcu · 7 months
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in which Sam is oblivious and has no idea what's going on 🤭
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Bucky: *dies*
Steve: you know i never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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marvelflame2010 · 24 days
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Steve: What goes up but never goes down?
Bucky: The amount of stress you give me
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agentkikirogers · 1 year
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Steve: "Buck, can you do the thing?"
Bucky *looks up with confusion*: "What thing?"
Steve: "You know, the thing that makes me happy."
Bucky *frowns*: "Oh! *smiles brightly*
Steve: *smiles fondly* "Thanks Buck."
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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year
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Tony: Did you know that it is more likely to get bitten by a new yorker than by a shark?
Steve: I get bitten by a new yorker almost every day.
Steve: A specific person, actually. From Brooklyn. His name starts with B.
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Steve: I need your help. I made a mistake.
Bucky: It’s ok, I have a shovel.
Steve: What do you think I did?
Bucky: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know
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reid-supremacist · 1 year
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Bucky: Stevie what are you doing…
Steve: wrapping you in bubble wrap
Bucky: Steve, we are going on a train, trains are much more advanced then they were before besides it’s only going to be us on that train…
Steve: Can’t have ya losin’ another arm
Bucky: Jesus Christ, Steve.
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kilibaggins · 4 months
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steve: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
bucky: i'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
steve: death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years
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Steve: I fucking missed you.
Bucky: aw me too
Steve: *inside Bucky's hut, knocking on the walls*
Bucky: Wtf? What are you doing steve??
Steve: nothing, just checking if these are sound proof
Bucky:
Bucky: damn
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gummydummy19 · 1 year
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Bucky: Steve, it’s throw-it-back-Thursday! You gotta throw it back.
Steve: Buck, I don’t think thats wha-
Bucky: Move those cheeks, Steve.
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hannaxjo · 2 years
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Steve: Bucky, did you just put a baby monitor in my pocket? Bucky: *holding the other pair* No.
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therealmcu · 1 year
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Bucky no-
Bucky: Steve, I want you to know I love you and have since the day I met you, I would do anything to make you happy
Steve: I think self care is hot. Like drinking regularly, eating actually nutritious meals three times a day, sleeping enough every night. That'd make me completely ecstatic
Bucky: I said within reason
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Y/n: Besides, no one's getting hurt!
*A guy who Y/n previously knocked out falls from the bridge she, Steve, and Bucky are standing on and lands on a car.*
Y/n: ...That guy was already up there when I got here
Steve: Y/n, you could be an Avenger! Use your powers for good!
Y/n: But I am using my powers for good
Bucky: What Steve meant was you are a kid, judging on your voice, and we can give you a home. Plus, HYDRA is trying to find you and won't stop
Y/n: I was HYDRA's death squad. I have powers that can destroy people like that. *snaps her fingers*. Besides, I am a dangerous person who doesn't deserve to have a home. I can handle HYDRA myself. *flies off*
Steve: *sighs* She is stubborn
Bucky: Like you
Steve: Hey! That's true
Bucky: Do you think she knows that she was created using you and I's DNA?
Steve: Probably, she has her file. The question is, did she decline our offer or not?
Bucky: She thinks of herself as a monster, so she is going to make it so we don't want her when we do. Pushing people away is not coping with your past. We can help her, we just need to help at her own pace, as well as get her the help she deserves.
Steve: Right. No kid deserves to be alone. Assassin, or not.
Bucky: Now we have to find her again
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