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Sometimes I hear my friends asking each other if I’m okay and its kinda funny because one will be like “well she answered the teachers questions last period which means she’s good enough to talk to people but not good enough to listen to other people talk.” and the other will be like “she did homework instead of staring off in to space in fourth, but it took her almost the whole class period which means she’s gotten herself to work but is struggling to focus” and then they come up with a score and treat me according to that and I’m like damn they have my feelings worked out better than I do.
I get scared when someone has the same interest as me because as much as I want to share my opinions I don’t want to have them judged or criticized or changed. I didn’t really think it was a problem and would just look at things I like anonymously on my own time, but today, I listened to a 52 minute conversation on the MCU with my arms stubbornly crossed over my Marvel T-shirt like a pouting 2 year old and realized it might be an issue.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
dance class is 30% us complaining about the bruises we’re getting
is it sad that when i was asked for a word that started with E i said the phrase existential crisis?
when you’re 2/3 into a lecture and realize you haven’t been recording it-
Shit i’ve heard high schoolers say pt. 24
-it’s not even eight in the morning and you’re already on your shit, HOW
-bitches be playing their music out loud without headphones. Like who do you think you are, the pope?
-mike pence is the human equivalent of mayonaise
-okay, WHO GAVE ME ACID
-okay real shit where the sugar mommas at my car needs gas
-is being a tomboy just lesbian preschool?
-the bachelor is on channel 14 8pm EST tonight and I fucking hate you that i know that
-I knew I should have brought the whole bottle of advil fuck
-helvetica font –the bold version– can suck my dick
-the fuck you doing here? go to class!
THE SCHOOL DAY IS OVER YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD
-you’ve seen me hard but don’t want to see me cry?!
-oh great, now you have to listen to me pee
-bro I am so faded I need a beer right now for real
It is 7am
-It’s colder than a witch’s tit out here
-how small of a dick do you have to have to flex a sports car at school
-Okay all y’all testical beholders aren’t even supposed to have nipples and some of y’all are out here with three?!
-hairspray is better than grease, don’t @ me
BITCH YOU WANT TO START A WAR?! DON’t EVEN GO THERE JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS–
-what’d you do this weekend?
I GOT FUCKED
MAH BITCHHHH POPPED THAT CHERRY GOOOOD HUH
Teacher: Is money that important? Like, would you kill someone for money?
Some guy: *dead serious* How much money?
I saw a picture of my parents holding me on the day I was born except my dad apparently used to look like a girl, and he was wearing a flannel, so I asked the obvious question of “what’s up with this cute lesbian couple?” And let’s just say if I wasn’t disowned before I definitely am now.