#submission: anonymous

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Aphrodite: Im never arguing with a butch. Whatever you say pretty boy

Aphrodite: Also butches are always right about everything

#greek mythology #incorrect greek myths #mythology #submission: anonymous #aphrodite #source: tumblr

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Alanza, in a rare moment of anger: Isto é tudo culpa sua!

MC: I know, I know.

Penny: You speak Portuguese?

MC: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language.

#submission: anonymous #source: jessie #hogwarts mystery #Incorrect hogwarts mystery quotes #Harry Potter #hphm #incorrect quotes #mc #mc hphm #jacob's sibling #alanza alves #alanza hphm #penny haywood #penny hphm #submission

[incorrectqueensthiefquotes]

Gen, dramatically: And this I will do, by hook and by crook!

Attolia: ...I believe it's "by hook or by crook."

Gen: Why only one when you can have both?

#eugenides #attolia #queen's thief #qtq #source: unknown #submission #submission: anonymous

[incorrectringsofpower]

Everyone in Middle-earth: GALADRIEL NO

Galadriel, reaching for her swords: GALADRIEL YES

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #galadriel #incorrect quotes #source: memes #submission: anonymous #submission saturdays #incorrectringsofpower #thanks for the submission! #lotr

[incorrectmirrorverse]

Rapunzel: Hi, welcome to Applebees. Would you like the apple, or the bees?

Sulley: B-Bees?

Rapunzel: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES

Sulley: W-Wait-

Oogie: [Walks in with a jar of bees]

Sulley: WAIT-

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Rapunzel #james p sullivan #Oogie Boogie #submission: anonymous

[merlinfanficquotes]

“Do you want to talk about it?” “No,” Arthur rasps, already pulling Merlin to him and sliding his hands beneath his shirt. “I really don’t.” “I understand, I just—” Merlin shakes his head, then leans down, kissing him. And as they fall into the night together, Arthur can’t decide whether he’s more relieved or disappointed that Merlin never finished his sentence.

the way you know me by lunapark

#bbc merlin #merlin #author: lunapark #ship: merthur #merthur #character: arthur #character: merlin #submission: anonymous #submission

[cosmerepositive]

(Thank you so much for your words 18 mos. ago. Feeling much more healthy now. Have a submission as a thank you. <3) Kaladin wants to tell you: he has learned it's okay for a loss not to devastate you. Your grief is important to you, because the cause of the grief is important to you. You can hold your sadness as close to your heart as you need to--but don't let it tear you apart. It's okay for you not to let it stay in the depths of your soul, hurting you. Hold it close instead. All the happy memories you had don't need to be negated by what has happened. It is all right to look up. 

#submission #submission: anonymous #this hits right at home <3 i needed this too thank you!!!

[the-polls]

question: if pokemon were real, and you has your favorite, would it sleep on the bed with you?

answers:

yes

no, because it is too big

no, because it IS the bed

no, because it would make a mess

no, because it would be dangerous

no, because i don't have a favorite pokemon

no, because i don't have a bed

#submissions #anonymous #polls #tumblr polls #pokemon #fandom polls

[shiftythrifting]

Saw this at the 2nd Street thrift in Philly pretty sure it’s still there

#thrifting #submission #shiftythrifting #shirts #anonymous #tumblr culture

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

#submission #polls #because people are super nice and gave me some #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #isn’t it great that polls are anonymous?

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Felix: The slytherins are complaining about you.

Felix: They say you ask everyone out that you find a slight emotional bond with.

Felix: MC seriously, this isn't a dating simulator, we're trying to duel.

MC, amidst making out with Merula: it's not?

[@ everyone who thinks hphm is in fact a dating simulator; one day, one day.]

#submission: anonymous #incorrect hogwarts mystery quotes #hogwarts mystery #harry potter #hphm #incorrect quotes #felix rosier #felix hphm #MC #jacob's sibling #mc hphm #merula snyde #merula hphm #mc x merula #merula x jacob's sibling #submission

[incorrectqueensthiefquotes]

Gen, captured by Medes: “Looks like we can’t malewife, manipulate, or mansplain our way out of this one, boys.”

Gen, possessed: “Manslaughter it is.”

#eugenides #queen's thief #qtq #source: tumblr #submission #submission: anonymous #100

[callmejonny012]

Thank you so much

Thank you so much

Send us your girls😜

#sexy #natural titts #submission #anonymous

[incorrectmirrorverse]

Buzz: Hey, guess what I’m thinking now.

Anna: Well, are you thinking about me?

Buzz: Ha, gotcha. I’m not thinking about anything — my mind is a complete void! Good try though.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Buzz Lightyear #Anna #Source: Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated #submission: anonymous

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, when Bruce first adopted him: He can't tell me what to do. If I want to skateboard, I'll skateboard. If I want to jump on the bed, I'll jump on the bed.

Dick, climbs onto the bed: Oh! Look! I'm jumping on the bed! I'm gonna hurt myself! I'm gonna hurt my—

Dick, falling: Ow! I hurt myself.

#submitted by anonymous #source: the suite life of zack and cody #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw injury #submission

[fuckabledragonoftheday]

Today's fuckable dragon of the day is...

"The CGI Dragon used as a Sex Metaphor in the original Studio DEEN Fate/stay night adaptation" from FATE/STAY NIGHT

#we certainly get submissions on this blog #dragon of the day #anonymous #fate/stay night