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Joey: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME!?
Tea: tHAT'S MY OPINION!!!
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incorrectkny · 4 years
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Yushiro: Tanjirou! Are you alright!?
Tanjirou: I think so.
Yushiro: Well, you don't deserve to be alright!
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notfireforce · 4 years
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Shinra: When I was 7 I had a crush on a boy in my class & didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said "get out of my school."
Arthur: That was you!?
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incorrectkhr · 6 years
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Reborn: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Hibari: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Gokudera: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ryohei: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Kyoko dug her nails into my arm during a sad movie.
Mukuro: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Lambo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Yamamoto: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.
Tsuna: …
Tsuna: I have emotional scars.
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Makoto: What’s a Gentleman’s Club?
Kyoko: A place where you go to touch boobs.
Makoto: And what’s a Cabaret?
Kyoko: A place where you go to touch boobs.
Makoto: And a Shake Joint?
Kyoko: …A place where you go to touch boobs.
Makoto: …
Makoto: So they’re all the same.
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Rapunzel: My best friend turned into the moon.
Eugene: That’s rough, sunshine.
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queen-of-hoshido · 4 years
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Midoriya: Y/N! I think it's time we hit them with a little Fastball Special!
Y/N: Fucking finally!
Y/N: *picks him up with her quirk and throws him straight toward the enemy* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
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Character A: Where are my fucking keys?
Character B: [Character A], [Character C] is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Character A: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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incorrect-neoyokio · 6 years
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Arcangelo: [pushing through a crowd] Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Kaz, right behind him: He means no offense! I’m certain you all bathe regularly.
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incorrectkny · 5 years
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Inosuke: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.
Tanjirou: If?
Zenitsu: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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incorrectkhr · 6 years
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Reborn: Gokudera. Is Tsuna in there?
Gokudera: Oh, actually...
Tsuna: *runs to and crashes out of the window*
Gokudera: ... he just left!
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Maki: Who died and made you detective?
Shuichi: [points to the characters who were murdered] They did.
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