#subway girl

[illtellmineyouregay]

One Last Stop out of context:

“That little twink contains multitudes”

“Sex-haver toast”

“Pop-Tart angel”

“Lie back and think of the fucking Dewey Decimal System.”

“For research.”

“God, not the stupid bed-assembly fantasy

again.”

“Fuse by osmosis”

“Yes, thank you. I invite you to eat a dick. Goodbye.”

“People are cheap. And idiots. Cheap idiots.”

“I'm pretty sure the guy at the bodega thought I was stoned.”

“Mmm, yeah, say more big words.”

“What kind of safe word is 'waffle cone', anyway?”

“Oh my God. She literally shorted out the train because she was horny”

“Typical Virgo bullshit”

“August starts a sex notebook”

“You can mock it all you want, but i've never been murdered.”

“I'll be your Lasagna”

“Sweet potato titty tassels and an Apple pie g-

String”

“The path of my boner.”

“Big Dick Energy Is Gender Neutral”

“Steampunk Tony Stark in a leather skirt.”

“God, you are the most useless bisexual l've ever met in my entire goddamn life.”

“Thanks, Jane”

“Stoners pass a joint under a gazebo”

“I remembered that I dated a girl in Spanish

Harlem who liked to get head to this album!”

“Thankfully, after the first, they're almost never songs that she used to eat girls out to.”

“You haven't been in New York long enough to earn the right to be an asshole with impunity. You're still in the tourist zone.”

"A hobbit hole?"

"each wiggling their asses to force the air out."

“Aren’t you gonna write that down in your little sex notebook?”

“Did that stapler try to get emotionally intimate with you?”

“But she’s Suzette Landry’s daughter, which means she’s bad at letting shit go.”

“Donna Summer at a truly inconsiderate volume, pouring out of Isaiah’s apartment.”

“performs an elaborate socialism-themed number set to a mix of “She Works Hard for the Money” and clips from AOC speeches.”

“I don’t guess you want take the subway?”

“The bathroom floor is an upgrade.”

#august landry #jane su #ols #one last stop #coffee girl #subway girl #casey mcquiston #chloe green #shara wheeler #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #zahra bankston #shaan srivastava #rwrb #rwrb memes #alexander claremont diaz #prince henry #henry fox mountchristen windsor #zahra #june claremont diaz #book quotes #queer books #lgbtq books

[ngaatee]

Seeing people confuse subway girl and tube girl is odd to me because they are two entirely different names. I'm really perplexed by this and not in a they are so foolish kind of way. In a why would people suddenly start calling subway girl, tube girl? What's the thought process here? And then going into comments or replies to tweets and seeing people think that they LOOK the same. Like WHAT?!

#subway girl #tube girl

[strange-aeons]

toronto's location in relation to bodies of water is highly dependent on the current orientation of the PATH

If you ever find yourself in Toronto, remember that you should not under any circumstances approach the P̶̲͖͊̏̄̌͜A̸̧͙̤̼̮͔̹̟͍̔̐͒̑̈́̂͝T̸̨̛̛͕͖͈͈͛̽̅̇̾H̶̡̛̟̞̝͉͂̑̀͋́͛̈́̾̅. Do not think about the P̶̲͖͊̏̄̌͜A̸̧͙̤̼̮͔̹̟͍̔̐͒̑̈́̂͝T̸̨̛̛͕͖͈͈͛̽̅̇̾H̶̡̛̟̞̝͉͂̑̀͋́͛̈́̾̅. It will know and it will seek you out. God help you.

#I hate it when subway stops are attached to the PATH #girl NO #I have places to be I do not have time to be trapped in the labyrinth

[critterbitter]

Lampent enters her miku stage in unlife, much to the fear and consternation of the rest of the staff. ((One day in the future, the twins will turn the Gear Station into a battle faculty and put Chandelure’s cute aggression to good use. Today is not that day.))

Link to submas masterpost!

#art #pokemon #sketchbook #myart #submas #fanart #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #submas comic #subway boss emmet #subway master emmet #subway bosses #subway master kudari #subway master ingo #pokemon emmet #litwick line #lampent #good god the lantern is developing e girl tendencies #several people are convinced lampent’s a demon from the distortion world in those beginning weeks #lampent takes the job so ingo would have less paperwork. what she doesnt know is she’s gonna replace that paper work with psychic damage #emmet and eelektrik are so desensitized good for them

[leavingautumn13]

like warden, like pokemon

[i have commissions open now]

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #sneasler #autumn.art #naruto running mean girl cat lady is the best new pokemon change my mind

[qcomicsy]

I will always be a normal guy defender, I don't want vigilantes who always look like super models unless it makes sense for their characters (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Kori Anders). I want super-heros that look like the guy you could stumble on the supermarket. Your classmate. Your coworker. A random face in a ocean of people. Absolutely and completely forgetful unless you love them.

I want super-heros to take of their mask and the person be like "THAT'S JUST SOME GUY." their face leak and people be like "WHO 🗣️🗣️ THE FUCK IS THAT⁉️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥" enough with conventionally attractive heros who look like bodybuilders more some heros who would be your Uber driver and you wouldn't pay attention to them twice.

#I know beuty sells but something about the reali of this really got me #specially about characters like Peter Parker Jason Todd or Barbara Gordon #there's no need for them to be an IMVU character #this is why I loved Barbara Gordon design in Gotham Knights and her old design in the 90's #because she IS pretty #but she looks like a girl I could borrow a pencil on class or sit next to the subway #and not callie jenner sister #q rambles

[akiisks]

I miss haikyuu sm (and I wanted to practice drawing more girls)

#someone told me saeko looks like that one girl from subways surfer #i cant unsee it #haikyuu #haikyuu fanart #alisa haiba #saeko tanaka #kiyoko shimizu #fanart #hq

[todayontumblr]

Thursday, December 7.

There are apples, and then there are apples.

And this would be the latter. In fact, apples really don't come much bigger. If this particularly large apple were a nation-state, it would have the tenth-largest economy in the world. Which is pretty good, for an apple.

But this is New York City, after all, and its reputation precedes it. Sometimes described as the world's most important city, sometimes as the capital of the world, it truly is all things at once. It is defined by its fevered, electric pace of life. A global city in which 800 languages are spoken, it is a cultural, historical, sporting, and political superpower. It is, famously, The City That Never Sleeps. Better still, it enforces a right-to-shelter law ensuring, in the legislature, a bed and roof for anyone who needs one, regardless of immigration status.

Today it transpires that #new york is trending. A lot is going on, so take your time. Enjoy it.

@semioticapocalypse

#today on tumblr #new york #new york city #nyc #nyc aesthetic #nyc subway #nyc street photography #manhattan #brooklyn #nyc girl #new york city subways #nyclife #travel #travel destinations #explore #city life #culture

[the-coolest-ricci]

Ingo and Emmet drawn as pretty princesses

They are slaying

Bonus: sketchbook sketch

Note that i don't know anything about dresses

#submas #subway boss ingo #ingo #subway boss emmet #emmet #anonymous #this reminds me of the i wanna be a girl song by mafumafu

[ashes2caches]

corporate sponsored robot girl who regularly pauses during sex to play advertisements for subway

#196 #rule #196 campfire #r196 #trans #queer #transfem #robot girl #hornyposting #subway #sandwichposting

[skirtmag]

#Rouje #New york girl #subway #jeanne damas

[3-aem]

the shibuya arc is almost over, i still cant believe it started off with 5 episodes of teen gojo and suguru having the best and then the worst time of their lives all to the back drop of a slice of life setting. I think i will always chose to live in those first 5 episodes they dedicated an entire marketing campaign to.

#literally not even a whisper of shibuya #during the pre s2 advertisments #this season has felt like 3 years #can they do…12 episode seasons…. in the future #just compress the culling games please they arent important #i read it recently and i couldnt even tell u what happens #to summarize megumi and itadori hop hop hop find man #man go subway kawaii gambling girls #????? #yuta kiss bug maki fight noaya worm #oh yea maki is the only good thing about that arc #uhhuhhhuhhhh angel ❤️ megumi bc he has dogs? #gojo cameo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #sukuna ruins everything #thats it that can be 12 episodes #jjk spoilers #for that bit ig #OH YEA and then the us government gets involved #its truly one of the arcs of all time

[leclerrari]

“I was on a boat in Monaco. I had put the phone on silent mode, I find the call from Maurizio Arrivabene. I told the friend I was with to turn off the engines, that the head of Ferrari had called me and I didn’t feel well. I understand that he wouldn’t take me in Ferrari. It seemed a little strange to me that he called me to tell me that, I was disappointed. Fifteen seconds later he called me and told me he was joking. I hung up and dived into the sea, it all seemed so surreal. Me in Ferrari...”

— Charles Leclerc on signing with Ferrari in 2018 for L’Officiel Italia

#‘io in ferrari…’ ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 he’s so sick #when is a monster not a monster? oh‚ when you love it #charles leclerc #int #2023 #reading this article in the subway was NAWT my brightest idea like girl why am i going through the entire spectrum of human emotion rn

[esprei]

more of my scarlet/violet future!emmet that i started as a warm up then decided to color \o/ ✨✨✨

#submas #subway boss kudari #subway boss emmet #emmet #kudari #my art #i find it funny i like... subconsciously drew him putting on gloves again #i also partly have a wish for him to show up at blueberry academy in the dlc i think that would be fun if this was a thing #a girl can dream

[gunkmusher]

clown girls are invading my brain

#clowns #clown #clown girl #clowncore #jester #jester girl #subway surfers #subway surfers fanart #coco subway surfers #subway surfers coco #clownblr #clown art

[littler0b1n]

Some kid designs for them :D

#they live in my head #like cockroaches #ok maybe not cockroaches #I let them live there willingly #more like one of those sybiotic parasites #in exchange for comsuming every waking thought I get to kick my feet and twirl my hair about these two #like a little school girl #submas #art #my doodles :d #doodle #submas emmet #pokemon emmet #subway master emmet #subway boss emmet #ingo and emmet #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #ingo #pokemon ingo #subway master ingo #submas ingo #idk how to tag the fact they’re kids lol #subway bosses #subway boss kudari #subway master kudari #subway master nobori