#suck it defy!

[canaryinacoolmine]

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY TO SCOOBY DOO AND THE ALIEN INVADERS!!!

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#scooby doo and the alien invaders #i looooove this movie 💖 #was hoping to have the next chp of defy done for today but i suck 🙃 #scooby doo #crystal and amber #mystery inc

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying #shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl #in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated #bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not #her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet #so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive #personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd #compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from #happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is #like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil #not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am #barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me #and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them #but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and #thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard #to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds #nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of #brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but #that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer #defying the stats but for how much longer? #i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it #i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else #excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things #unrelated #ed mention #i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama #bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]

[legitimatesatanspawn]

This is probably the weirdest thing I've seen but also pretty cool considering the devs' previous games were magitek AI Firewall CYOAs.

Who decides to make a Sherlock Holmes Life Sim where you're Watson and having to fight between comfy soft stuff, helping Sherlock get some damn rest because the idiot went and breathed chemical fumes overnight like a dipshit, your own PTSD from being a medical doctor in a warzone, and also solve mysteries? Apparently this dev.

#indie games #hearth and holmes #i suck at this #game demo #sherlock don't fight me over this i swear #your body is a living organism and you can't constantly force it to defy its natural limitations #I am going to Murder this man I swear #Watson is gonna Snap just you wait #sherlock holmes #john watson #open sorcery games #abigail corfman

[ohfugecannada]

I’m pretty sure nothing’s been officially confirmed about how the 2023 miniseries fits into the comics canon. But I swear if marvel does anything to mess up Groot’s origin story in the 2015 comics imma start my villain arc.

#marvel #marvel comics #comics #gotg #groot #guardians of the galaxy #2023 groot comics #groot 2023 comics #2015 groot comics #groot 2015 comics #the 2015 version of groots origin has pretty much become the definitive version for me #groot defying his evil flora colossus society and not only becoming a hero #but also a more fulfilled individual inspite of his upbringing was some seriously powerful stuff #and added so much to his chracter #so the 2023 comics possibly throwing all that out the window #would absolutely suck man #I hope it’s just set an alternative universe #or maybe even a prequel from before flora colossi society became evil #maybe the groot we see in the 2023 comic is actually a younger version of the og king groot before he became an evil space tyrant #that would be pretty cool I think!

[rejectshumanity]

A curiosity, if you wouldn't mind indulging me: Animals that eat blood tend to produce anticoagulant saliva to keep their meal from just rudely clotting up before they're finished with it, right? But if vampires in your world drink through their fingers, would it be their... skin-oils? that would need to produce the anticoagulants instead?

unprompted asks | ALWAYS ACCEPTING

what a strange detail to ponder in light of everything else which makes the vampire such a freak of nature. they are thinking much too hard about this. still, DIO will humor their question regardless.

❝ I, DIO, could drain you of your blood within mere seconds if i so choose. anticoagulants are unnecessary for us. ❞   he folds his arms across his chest, putting on a proud smirk.   ❝ but then again, we do enjoy absolute mastery over our bodies. i suppose we could produce them anywhere we wish. ❞

#anonymous #// answered. #// this man's existence defies SO MANY laws of nature lmao. anticoagulants or not he's gonna suck you dry with zero effort

[fangirlinglikealoon]

😳😳 || Järvenpää soi 2022

#this is fine just fine i'm fine #blind channel #niko vilhelm #olli matela #i'm gonna probably post more stuff when i get off the train cause the connection here sucks #summer tour 2022 #blind channel at järvenpää soi #defy live #mine

[lemonbronze]

They’re friends and I won’t accept less

#leon pokemon #guzma #bran draws #my art #sorry my Guzma sucks #he defies physics a lot so he’s hard to draw

[boypussydilf]

i wish i could see what modern day tumblrfaring dweu fans who aren’t random dudes in the 90s think about sam jones but i woild probably spoil myself for the edas so i just have to wait another. Ten books

#at least i will save some time because i will probably end up skimming through several of those #because some of these books. are not good! #we’ve got books all across the spectrum in this series #extremely generic standard fare dr who. #life changing genre defying brilliant works of art. #and terrible terrible exhausting garbage. #so it’s always nervewracking starting each new book and testing the waters to see if its remotely worth my time #im determined to at least Skim every single one. even if a book sucks ass i want to glance over every page looking for any fun lines #but like. i know which ones ar the GOOD good ones. because they’re the ones i recognize the names of from seeing people talk about them #unnatural history! interference! fitz! save me! save me! #basilposting

[deermouth]

***THIS IS A POST ABOUT MY PERSONAL TASTES, NOT ABOUT THE VALIDITY OF CERTAIN CREATIVE OUTPUTS/FORMS/ACTIVITIES/COLLABORATIONS***

Ok. Once again. Pretty much every time I see a cool ttrpg concept I'm like, damn I wish someone developed this into a novel so I could meaningfully engage with it.!

#i honestly don't know the real number but it FEELS LIKE a solid 90% of my friends both irl and online are ttrpg people #and that's great! #but i simply cannot. not just d&d i know there are many other types #i don't like improv or math i don't like many rules. frankly i don't like GAMIFYING narratives i just want to read them or write them mysel #or prose rp them #yeah i make this post every few months or so after 1am sorry #it just kinda sucks to be this type of gay nerd and also ummm not really able to engage with any of this w/o earthshattering anxiety! #i will play scrabble with you or backgammon or standard 52 deck card games. i don't really enjoy most other games! lol #i'm sure you have a game in mind that defies everything i've said here btw but probably it will just give me a panic attack so Don't pls<3 #oh i did 3 more whole posts in the tag really. hi. #txt

[weaponsdrawn]

I gen can't go to sleep I'm losing my shit over this comic in the best way imaginable thank you Toontown wiki for having all the storyline Twitter comics now I'm losing my mind why is this actually kind of adorable in that way that two nuclear bombs holding hands and spinning and frolicking off into the sunset is adorable this shit is making me go insane I hope they both explode

#queenie.txt #THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING ACT SAUL #YOU AND JENNIFER ARE DETRIMENTS TO SOCIETY (AFFECTIONATE) JUST KISS OR SOMETHING IDFK #/nbh btw Im just insane #Tbh I would joke about how I fucking hate straight people but it's like they somehow #Like feel straight and not straight at the same time vibe wise #It's like they defy all limits all I know is that they fucking suck (/aff) and everyone else hates them probably #So they should like hold hands idfk #Also Jennifer being all cutesy. We need to throw this white woman into the lava pit we need to kill her /j

[infectedpaul]

actually i think 'alien whose just trying to take over the world in peace but is really fucking bad at it' is just the plot of invader zim.

#dex says things #i was thinking abt pokey. and the 'defied us thrice' line . still not sure what that means #its definitely been more than 3 times by this point? #or do they mean timeline wise. like pokey tried this twice/three times before (maybe this Is the third time) #anyways SUCKS LOL

[perenlop]

from rereading wc and hearing secondhand thoughts on the new leaked book, it really does seem like the erins- i mean the clans are like:

murder - cool, try to avoid it if you can but like if you bring it up too much ur kind of a dick. its #epic if you do it for honor. 

having kids with someone from a different clan - oh my god you are a fucking pig you are awful how could you do this you are disowned you suck fuck you

clans uniting and sharing food - WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARENT YOU LETTING YOURSELVES DIE OUT OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AWFUL DEATH TO YOU ALL I HOPE YOU DIE.

#like its amazing how tigerstar I taking over riverclan isnt bad bc he tried to murder everyone who was halfclan #but because they joined together #which makes no sense with tigerstars goals as established #first of all #and its defied anyways bc firestar does the EXACT. SAME. THING. and hes fucking praised for it! #the clans do everything bc of the status quo and you suck if you fight the status quo you are awful if you do that #and you deserve to be punished over and over if you even try #echoed voice #''oh but its the point that theyre so faithful in the status quo and want to stay apart and theyre challenging that'' are they? #are they really if all the rules that made the protagonists suffer including the no outsiders rule is still pretty much in place #and the clans still hate each other and claim mixed blood is bad

[widowshill]

i'm going to eventually write up something coherent about why i think liz makes sense as a post wwii queer woman / the reverberations in her own Myth. but in the meantime: excerpts from this article.

#➤ elizabeth collins stoddard. ┊ i belong to the house. the house belongs to me. #ive talked to people privately about this but i realized i never actually posted this and why i decided to rewrite everything lmao. #to me... it's about the sacrifice of Self and Pleasure in service of glorifying Nuclear Family and Dynasty and Domesticity and Property. #in contrast to her brother who is all but living in a public polycule at this point lmfao. defying every standard of behavior and law. #its on her shoulders not only to Behave as the american ideal mother figure as matriarch and civic figurehead. #but literally to produce the heir. she's really running two ideals of family at once: the Collinses and their larger impact #through history – law – influence – money – property – etc. #and also the Stoddards: her immediate nuclear family. #everything that happens with paul. i think can be read through the lens of compulsory marriage (beyond He Just Kinda Sucks.) #down to whacking him with a firepoker. #and she spends the next eighteen years Atoning for the sin of destroying the husband and the nuclear family – phallic weapon and all! #imprisoned where else but the domestic space she defiled. #and she doesn't learn. she Wants carolyn to be unlike her and to marry joe and find happiness but carolyn quite literally Freezes Up at the #idea of marrying joe. (at being with anyone who's not The Most Unobtainable Man. but thats another post) #anyway. like i said i'll be coherent sometime lmao. #but god. is it significant to ME that carolyn is born in 1946 lmaolkamdfsjf

[llycaons]

arranged marriages via prophecy are even eviler than the ones done by people. like it's not enough to pressure two people into being bound to each other on pain of banishment/legal punishment/death, but you know you're expected to actually have feelings for this person and you can't control it at all, and if you try to fight it then you either just fail or you like, doom the world to the apocalypse or something. like even more sinister and powerful soulmate AUs

#to be fair im sure there are people who feel like if they defy their arranged marriages the world WILL end in an apocalypse. #and maybe that's worth examining. but I mean this in a more literal sense #I hate anathema and newt's relationship in good omens. I hate mat and tuon's in wot #absolutely devoid of chemistry. anathema was essentially pushed to have sex bc it was expected #and mat's treated like less than human by his SLAVE OWNER crush. their relationship sucks so bad and I always could tell #cor.txt

[cruisercrusher]

“oohh i skip summertime” “sing is mid” WHATEVER LIARS obviously the REAL skip on danger days is. the fucking american national anthem. you’re saying you won’t listen to sing but you’ll let the whole american national anthem play? all the way through? you’re insane

#sing is good btw ppl just say it sucks because its cool to be a hater or whatev #mcr #my chemical romance #danger days #i wait for dr death defying to be done talking and then i skip as soon as that first note plays

[croc-odette]

they did not make each dense geeky lotr book into one corresponding movie so that we could live in a world where part 1/part 2 movies exist just because someone couldn’t wrap up their own goddamn narrative....

#sequels exist!! make them! finish the movie so i don't have to wait 3 years to find out if its good or it sucks! #5 hours for one plot? over 6 years? drop dead #seeing that wicked is going to be 2 movies and like okay. but act 2 is BORING! LETS BE HONEST! sing defying gravity and GET OUT!