Naruto Men Smash Or Pass
Naruto Uzumaki: Pass
Just not interested like that. I don’t know.
Sasuke Uchiha: Pass
I go back and forth between saying adult Sasuke is fine as hell to saying I hate Sasuke so I’ll go ahead and pass bc I’m fed up.
Sai: Smash
YALL SEEN WHEN HE HELD KABUTO DOWN???? I STARTED BARKING. HOWLING EVEN.
Shikamaru Nara: Smash
Do I need to explain? CMON.
Choji Akimichi: Smash.
I love him. I want him to know that. He’d be so sweet too. I’m jealous of Karui (and him tbh, she’s so cool and prettyyy)
Kiba Inuzuka: Smash
You are LYING if you say you don’t want him. He’s so fine.
Shino Aburame: DOUBLE SMASH
First of all, he’s canonically PACKING. Second of all, he deserves better. Third of all, he’s fine as hell. And lastly, he’s literally the love of my life. I just know he’d treat me well.
Neji Hyuga: Smash.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH. Sexy man. And he deserves better.
Rock Lee: SMASH.
I just know he got that motion in the ocean yall. CMON. And he’s so sweet. He’d treat his partner like they’re royalty! Cmonnnn
Kakashi Hatake: Smash.
We can recreate those books. That’s all I’m saying on this.
Might Gai: Pass
First pass in a while. Not interested. I don’t like guys like him. Plus, idk if I’m being crazy but he literally uses Lee and Kakashi says that he does Kakashi’s Novel. And honestly, making Lee commit a CRIME for you is crazy. But is that filler? Not count? Idk. Either way, he’s still a pass.
Yamato: Pass
Not interested. Weird face tbh. He’s cool tho.
Itachi Uchiha: SMASH
DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF???
Obito Uchiha: pass.
Maybe I’m unreasonable but I can’t stand him. Bro misinterpreted and started a war???? And he’s the cause of like all my confusion for like almost all 500 episodes of Shippuden. Bad taste in my mouth.
Orochimaru: SMASH.
I told yall I don’t smash the bad ones, for the most part, but… yall. Boruto Orochimaru can GET it. I want them to step on me ngl.
Kabuto: PASS. In fact? I’m stabbing him.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THIS MAN WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. most hated anime men of all time for me are this guy and Shaiapouf from hxh.
Suigetsu: SMASH.
Don’t lie to yourselves, at LEAST once you’ve thought about how hot he is.
Not a man but honorable mention:
Karin Uzumaki: SMASHHHHH
Sasuke never deserved her. Sasuke deserves nobody tbh. I hate him, did I mention that?
Anyways back to the men:
Gaara: SMASH
I don’t need to explain myself
Kankuro: SMASH SMASH SMASHHH..HMM…SMASH
I’m obsessed with this man. Tho Shino has been the one on my mind recently.
This is it for now. I’m tired. I saw somebody do this, so I thought I’d put up my opinions bc… 😈
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Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: Get In The Sippy Cup Or I'm Leaving
this is specifically for @bladedhunter !! :3
April 10th, 2024
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