My assumption is that if you threw Ness against the wall he'd bounce off and be fine and if you threw Lucas against the wall he'd smack against it and slowly slide down and get all floppy. Is this true?
(No audio posting limit is gonna bring me down! So have a badly made sprite art I made for this hehe)
Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.
Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.
Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.
This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.