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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days

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Castiel: When does the soap sing?

Y/N: What?

Castiel: I've watched eight seasons of this show, and the soap hasn't started singing yet.

Y/N: (baffled) That's- that's not what 'soap opera' means.

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lokischickadee · 7 days

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aldobrandohotel · 9 months

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Dean: So, what’s Castiel's type?

Sam: Green eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, pie lover.

Dean: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Sam: Did I mention oblivious?

Dean: Yeah, why?

Sam: Okay, just making sure.

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laziestfox · 2 months

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Petition to add straight disclaimers to the Destiel scenes just to avoid making the angry inclined audiences uncomfortable.

Castiel: "I killed two angels this week. Those are my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you..... but in a straight way."

Castiel: I need you (looks at dean), but not in a gay way.... I need all of you.

Balthazar: i think you have me confused with the other angel, the one in the dirty trench coat whose in love with you... figuratively of course.

Castiel: You changed me Dean, I love you... your my purley platonic baby daddy, fist bump it out bro.

I think we can all agree Supernatural is one of the most 'dudes just being bros' shows out there. With absolutley no confusing homoeroticism simmering under the surface. I think these changes would help show that despite all the outcry, at the end of the day, Castiel was just a lil angel who gave up everything, and changed the entire world to make a random dude happy... in the straightest possible way.

Thank you.

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jokingmisfit · 1 year

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The Archangles

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elliotasis · 1 year

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Lol. True.

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gibbaygibbaymore · 10 months

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Absolutely no one:

Dean: “I killed Hitler”

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wild-lavender-rose · 2 years

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Having the same green eyes as your dad would include...

Pairing: Dean Winchester x child!reader (platonic)

- Your eyes were the first thing he noticed when he saw you

- Everyone says that you and Dean have the same eyes, however Dean thinks that your eyes are much brighter than his.

- Whenever demons or other monsters note your matching eyes Dean always gets a little more protective of you.

- They know that you’re Dean’s kid, a potential weakness, and the stakes of the hunt go way up.

- Castiel explaining how common it is for children to inherit their parent’s eye color.

- “Shut up, Cas.”

- You learning how to give puppy dog eyes like your Uncle Sammy and Dean melting every time.

- “Hey, dad, can I take Baby out tonight?”

- “Absolutely not.”

- *insert puppy eyes* “Please?”

- *insert Dean losing it* “You better be back by midnight.”

- When Dean sees guys complimenting your eyes he has mixed feelings.

- Part of him is proud because, duh, his pretty eyes got him a lot of attention when he was your age.

- He’s also partly worried because, duh, his pretty eyes got him a lot of attention and what do you think you’re doing over there? They do not have an eyelash in their eye, you can take a step back now.

- “Dad,” you’d groan.

- Dean would just shrug and kiss your head. “What? He looked satanic.”

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