[id: two in-colour digital drawings of bram, the second one featuring simon. the first drawing shows bram in his soccer kit, with a white polo-neck under his shirt. he is standing with his hands in his pockets as he says, “fucking calm down, garrett. it’s soccer.” the second drawing shows simon laying his head on bram’s lap as bram plays with his hair. simon is wearing bram’s soccer shirt. bram is leaning over him, smiling. their conversation reads:
bram: so... you like the smiths.
simon: yeah.
bram: and... you like elliott smith.
simon: ...yeah.
bram: is the requirement for you to like an artist just ‘has to have smith in the name’?
simon: no!
bram: ...don’t you also like sam smith?
simon: yes, but-
bram: -and what about the cure - frontman: robert smith?
every time i read simon vs the homo sapiens agenda i always think... martin didn’t actually have any real blackmail against him because if he ever leaked the screenshots simon could just... deny it was him
HIS NAME ISN’T IN THE EMAIL IT COULD LITERALLY BE ANYONE