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bisexualvader · 19 days
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what my notifs look like currently
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lothcatthree · 4 months
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part 2
part 1
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gamelpar · 1 year
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s3 au they’re all together having movie nights on pabu
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djarinsstuff · 1 year
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Din Djarin is coming... To the movies cause Grogu really wants to see the new Barbie movie
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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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I don’t know what the force was trying to tell me but I had a dream where post order 66 the clones wouldn’t stop breeding with the civvies like rabbits and caused a massive baby boom in the galaxy- so I was scrolling through Rex’s list of known children like on the wiki and one of them was named Taco Bell????
Fucking Taco Bell??
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nicolos · 1 year
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thekenobee · 4 months
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Star Wars films plot explained by AO3 tags:
Phantom Menace:
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Attack Of The Clones:
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Revenge of The Sith
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A New Hope
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pathetic-lifeform · 2 years
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When your Padawan turns to the dark side and you have to watch over his child for twenty years on a desert planet
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bo-katan · 7 months
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😭😭
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forcesavetheclones · 1 month
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Random thought of the day:
What if, while creating the clone army, the kaminoans chose a different bounty hunter than Jango Fett?
What if in another universe they chose someone like Cad Bane, and instead of having an urge to adopt a child all the clones have a need to wear obnoxiously large hats
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bisexualvader · 29 days
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lothcatthree · 5 months
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need an episode of thorn spraying fox with a water bottle every time he mentions killing the chancellor
thorn, holding fox by the scruff of his neck: “stop *spray* talking *spray* mutiny *spray* we’re going *spray* to get *spray* decommissioned”
fox, dripping wet and hanging, crossing his arms: “and that’s bad why”
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gamelpar · 17 days
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*looks at smudged writing on hand* yeah sure i've heard of a star war in a galaxy far from here. heard it could've been so good if only
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auditect · 3 days
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Ladies, if your strong female character...
is a skilled pilot
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can use force lightning without turning to the dark side
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hails from a force-sensitive lineage
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her weapon of choice is either a blue or a yellow/orange lightsaber
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That's not your strong female character! That's Plo Koon!
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The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be ~unnatural~
or: ✨Peedy Date Night✨
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that-gay-jedi · 6 months
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Star Wars and all the dialogue is the same EXCEPT all of the infamous Star Wars insults get replaced with insults directly lifted from Shakespeare plays. Obi-Wan calling Anakin an incontinent varlet for having slept with Padme. Anakin encountering fallout from Obi-Wan's drinking problem and calling him a ruinous butt. Luke lands on Dagobah and immediately calls Yoda a crusty batch of nature.
Leia is exempt. Her insults remain unchanged, *EXCEPT* she gets to say "Fuck."
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