#swifties are a disease!!

[l-just-want-to-see]

devils that you know / raise worse hell than a stranger (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT + Jason Peter Todd)

the black dog / Robin / Peter / the smallest man who ever lived / who’s afraid of little old me?

#hi guys I stand by my statements which are some of those songs sound a little dumb.. sorry to swifties #however one of the songs was named Robin and unfortunately for everyone on this planet I have Robin disease. everywhere I look I see Robin #Jason Todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #<- usually I’m more neutral and here he’s very /neg but yeah #batfam #web weaving #schrodinger's taylor swift opinions #dick and jason #<- they make me ugly cry #also so proud of my comics reference for “I’ll forget you” because that was his most cherished memory and he gave it away… #and I do think forget but don’t forgive is very Jason

[taylorrepdetective]

Swifties really don’t see the pressure they put on Taylor with her friends and acquaintances do they? Like they think them hating on anyone she’s ever been close to who doesn’t fall at her feet with constant praise wouldn’t affect her relationships with people. Really weird.

#almost like she has a disease or something. and that disease is swifties #what do they think causes her to be too big to hang out and feel like a monster on a hill?

[senatortedcruz]

Still kind of a bummer that there were no fan favorites on the eras tour red set list besides singles. No State of Grace?? No Treacherous nor Holy Ground??? Hell one of my surprise songs was Red and I was like and how did this not make it to the set list…? Worlds gone absolutely mad.

#I am not immune from Dudley Dursley Swiftie disease

[placeinthisworld]

if there is one thing i have learned over the past four months, it is that swifties are so fucking hypocritical it’s actually hilarious to see yall from the outside…..embarrassing to be that delusional

#personal #okay i’m going to nap #(hopefully for only an hour but if i know me….ill see yall in six hours 🫡 #)* oh no #recovering swiftie #swiftie is a disease i stg lmao

[femmetay]

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#swifties romanticizing binge drinking #and making funny memes out of it #as if it’s not the saddest behavior to display in public #like that’s a person who needs help not your new parasocial drinking buddy #y’all are just alcoholics stop normalizing it for everyone else THANKS! #no it’s not normal to get black out drunk #she literally said on tour she had a problem w drinking #and everyone is 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 #three cheers for a woman with a disease she won’t get help for #y’all are s i c k #watching grown men fall over themselves thinking it’s funny #maybe funny when ur a freshman in college after that it’s uh #time for some serious help #sincerely; the daughter of a violent alcoholic who is aged 20 years older than he actually is bc of his life long drinking #watch alcohol slowly kill someone and then come back and celebrate this shit #you are gross #having 3 drinks or more a week qualifies u as an alcoholic #js #goodbye

[titsthedamnseason]

feeling vindicated thy loml really just meant the normal meaning

#swifties have chronic overthinking disease

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Sometimes I’ll do something and I’m like “oh that’s a symptom of being a swiftie.”

#taylor swift #like it usually has something to do with 13 or knowing dates #diagnosed with swiftie disease 😔

[bugabella]

i love that i can headcanon my favorite characters to have little things in common with me. like, my knees are turned slightly inward and people tell me i walk weirdly because of it. you know who else has inward-facing knees? marinette dupain-cheng. because i want her to. so she does.

#i also headcanon marinette as a swiftie #simply because i am also a swiftie #we have so much in common #i also frequently headcanon characters as having celiac disease #miraculous ladybug #ladybug #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #mlb

[rayyzcosmos]

coney island, the other side of the door, gorgeous and high infidelity on april 29th, i bet you think about me, how you get the girl… ATLANTA ISTG WHEN I CATCH YOU

#taylor swift i swear #jealousy is a disease and i have it #jealousy is an understatement #atlanta tour #the eras tour #eras taylor swift #taylor tour #taylor nation #taylornation #taylor swift #swifties

[holygroundsound]

petition for @taylorswift and aaron to go on a whole tour together because i need to hear every single one of these songs live

#IMAGINE SCREAMING FUCK U FOREVER WITH TAYLOR SWIFT #jealousy is a disease and i have it #taylor swift #eras tour #aaron dessner #swifties #desswift #taylurking

[ipictureitsoftandiache]

listen. anyone who’s been here long enough should know i lose control of my corporeal form during a taylor swift album launch week. i am not in control of this body. i am merely a vessel for whatever sinister spirit takes control of my flesh prison at the start of every album cycle and i cannot be held responsible for my actions at this time.

#taylor swift #i’m sorry okay. i’m mostly better but once you’re diagnosed with swiftie you can never be fully cured. at best it can go into remission. #it doesn’t go away. no matter how disillusioned you grow with the concept of celebrity. #there’s no cure #you think you’ve won the battle against your demons #and then you belong with me comes on the radio when you’re at the grocery store #and next thing you know you’re doing a lil shoulder shimmy in the deli department #it’s a lifelong battle. a chronic illness. a disease. it’s on the cdc website. #anyways sorry for being a t swift enjoyer on main #it will happen again #i will never improve

[redlippedandfearless]

“I want to be defined by the things I love Not the things I hate not the things I’m afraid of not the things that haunt me in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.”

Hey fellow swiftes! I’m a poet and I wrote this inspired by the genius that is our queen and my brutal battle with Lyme Disease, with a dose of Khalessi, this is my story through metaphor. Let me know what you think🫶 I present to you my midnights✨

Darkness and Fire

When I was just a girl

The world revovled in the palm of my hands

Every direction I went

Was filled with loved ones andfriends

At the height of my success

I shared all of my best

Ensuring they too were equallyblessed

The darkness settled in so young

First it took my legs then my lungs

I looked around for hands to hold

A caring thought, some words of gold

But silence is all I found here

With no gifts to give

I watched my worth disappear

The few the real the steady

Their light means more than it all

As they held me so close

Throughout my greatest of falls

I hit the rocks

With a blinding blow

Somehow still surviving

With jagged breath I whispered slow

I can not, will not, must not go

I want to lay here in the blackness

And forget that I was abandoned

In this deepest darkest hole

to the universe I demanded

I beg of you to vanish, let me go..

But my lights of love glowed aroundme

And swiftly spoke right back

Strong and clear I heard them say

Now it’s time you must attack

We won’t leave you on the ground

But instead reset your bones

With no one else around

We will carry you home

Get ready for combat prepare

for the fight

Create that heavenly life

That you dream of each night

Where you are safe and healthy

Happy, free, and loved

These will be your gifts

Bestowed from above

Let go of the hurt you carry

Karma will deal with those wrongs

I know how you are weary

and the battle rages on and on

But you were forged from

burning flames

Remember how you fiercely blaze

You must get up now from that

cold floor

Stand once again so tall and brave

Cleanse yourself in this hurricane

Find the peace you’ve been

Searching for

Return atop that majestic precipice

And release again your mighty roar.

K. McKee

9-2-22

#poet #poetry #lymewarrior #lyme disease #Lyme disease awareness #taylornation #ts10 #swifties #taylurking #writer #daenerys stormborn #khalessi #Taylor Swift #midnights

[hauntedwoman]

can't believe i actually survived t*ylor sw*ft t*mblr for like two years of my life like i genuinely need therapy from that shit

#swifties are actually a disease #the number of taylor fans i can tolerate i can count them on one hand #like the amount of insane anons i recieved and de*th thr*ats ????? #u wouldn't believe it lol #i rly let myself get bullied by children #and got told i could've never been ab*sed bc i'm white lol #anyways #shut up maggie

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

Started this blog as a way to dissociate and the good news is: it’s working! Bad news is: I have an important work event tomorrow that I am not yet prepared for!

#other good news: I spent a not insignificant part of my day happily thinking and typing about Taylor swift and her sexy and relatable video! #c #procrastination disease #aka ADHD (perfectionism version) #with a side of autistic special interest #autistic swiftie 911

[illicit-gay-affairs]

when the music video is so fun it makes you forget your headache <3

#swiftie disease is forever she just does it for me #the video is everything to me it's soooo good

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow joe and his fiance evie as they go through his football career.

*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*

series masterlist.

breezyevie

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breezyevie: pics i sent my mom this week

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user: im sorry what did we do to deserve this?

> breezyevie: i want to post more life stuff!

eviesmomma: i love you two!

> breezyevie: we love you mama!

user: not the love note 😢

> breezyevie: jb is the best.

user: someone needs to take away your ig. i’m sick of seeing ur bf.

> breezyevie: fiancé

joeyb_9: you look pretty everyday.. fyi.

> breezyevie: you are the loml.

user: my dream

millyg: you make me sick.

> breezyevie: envy is a disease. 🤪

user: i’m blocking you.

breezyevie

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breezyevie: GameDey! me and mills are ready for the divisional round

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user: i’ll be there tailgating atleast

user: seriously how much orange do you own

> breezyevie: i don’t think i can answer.

user: let’s get it! WHO DEY

joeyb_9: make sure you bring your helmet.

> breezyevie: i’ll be ready to save the day if needed.

user: yaaaaasss my fav!

millyg: i just want to make it clear that i am an eagles/chargers fan and i don’t own cincy merch.

> breezyevie: i tried to get her to wear some of mine. she says she’s no bandwagon.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: King in the North

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user: i know a gangster when i see one

user: you’re a pos.

bengals: 👑

user: the hardest post of all time

breezyevie: king of my heart. 💗

> user: the tswift reference 😭

> user: i knew i could count my queen to be a swiftie

> breezyevie: all of the best people are.. except joe. 🫠

user: joe is so fine tbh

user: joe cool.

lahjay10_: my boy 💪🏽💪🏽

breezyevie

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breezyevie: there is nothing i love more than watching my joey do the damn thing. #whodey

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user: i love him

> breezyevie: he’s just the best

user: him not posting pics of you is a red flag

> breezyevie: i’m not sure why this bothers y’all so much.

millyg: i’m obsessed with you

> breezyevie: nooo. i love you.

user: queen of the afc

> breezyevie: stop it right now!

user: be honest did you pick joes game day fit?

> breezyevie: 👀

user: how does it feel to be dating the best qb in the history of the nfl?

> breezyevie: my joey. 🧡

joeyb_9: always supporting me 🤍

user: you’re like obsessed with him.

> breezyevie: i am.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: “Cartier glasses I won’t even peek at you”

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bengals: Icon

user: if you’re ever feeling down with ur busted gf let me know

> millyg: let’s respect my girl. they’ve been together for almost six years, he don’t care about you.

> user: they are engaged now, get a life.

user: jacket goes HARD

lahjay10_: you bad ass!

user: work it joe

breezyevie: best dressed qb in the league?

> joeyb_9: with a little help. 👀

user: this guy has no clue 🤣

user: i was unaware of the swag

millyg: drip

breezyevies ig stories

#bengals #cincinnati bengals #joe burrow #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow x reader #nfl #nfl imagine #joe burrow insta au #joe burrow instagram