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the-bi-fangirl-biatch · 6 months
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is this a marvel sci-fi tv show, or a fucking ROMANTIC COMEDY
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alecvolturi · 2 months
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tmntxthings · 1 year
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You can’t just do that.
Do what?
Message me.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Why?
Because then I’ll start thinking about you. And it’s 2 am.
What does the time have to do with anything?
When I’m still awake at 2 am, that means something is wrong. My brain is overthinking. And I cannot under any circumstances start thinking about you.
Again, I ask why?
Because if I think of you.. then I’ll overthink things with you. Like why would you message me so out of the blue, at this time of night? You must’ve thought of me. Which makes me wonder. Why? What made you think of me? A show? A movie? Were you reading? Or did it happen naturally in your own thoughts? Which wouldn’t make sense because we aren’t close. We aren’t friends. We hardly talk throughout the year! So you can’t just message me out of nowhere like this, and especially at this time because this is what I’ll do. I’ll start to ramble. I’ll jump to conclusions. Do you like me? Have you always liked me? Do you feel fearless now at this time of night where you can just fall asleep and forget about it? I think you must like me. That has to be the reason. Why else would someone message another so randomly without cause or violation? You have no right, and yet all the right to do so. And now I am here sinking in my thoughts. Drowning in words. I told you not to do this. Yet you did it anyway. In spite of me? Perhaps. And all of this thinking has run its course and made me tired. Now I am sleepy. But when I wake up, I will remember. And so will you, even if you can somehow convince yourself otherwise. I have nothing else to say, other than this. I am tired, and I wish to sleep and stop overthinking.
You can’t just do that.
Do what?
Message me a huge paragraph and then fall asleep right after.
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funnyplaceholdername · 2 months
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Number of DinLuke artists I've seen draw Din in a dress: 2
Number of DinLuke artists I've seen draw Luke in a dress: 4,851,282
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cptnleviackerman · 3 days
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ttpd is exactly the kind of album i need in my life rn, and this fact is the reason that i am having such a visceral reaction to it after only listening to it twice. i fear i may have to go a week or so without listening to it again bec i feel completely insane and drained rn
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smitherscreens · 3 months
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if you could pick one song for twenty one pilots to cover, what would it be?
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princessithaca · 1 month
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finally watched yr season three. gonna need three to five business days to process all that
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ashenious · 1 year
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The drakenier game series is just what happens when reverse isekai goes horribly wrong
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the-bi-fangirl-biatch · 6 months
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"Sorry, single dad, gimme a second"
"...Are you still on the market?"
"But wife is long gone and I can't ride two of 'em"
Mobius, I think he gets it, you're single 🤭
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alecvolturi · 8 months
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Dual Uses of a Secretarial Desk - Felix Volturi Smut
A continuation of "Uses of a Secretarial Desk", which is Demetri focused.
Part 3 here - Ft Demetri & Felix.
Characters: Felix Volturi, a reader with female genitals. Brief Demetri.
Names used to refer to the reader: spoiled/good/sweet/darling/desperate/perfect/lovely girl & little one.
This work contains acts such as dirty talk, praise, vaginal fingering, and oral sex.
That night, after Demetri and Felix had left, you returned to your assigned quarters (unfortunately located close to BOTH Felix's and Demetri’s own) with your cheeks red from your embarrassment. An embarrassment that renewed every time you replayed the memory of Demetri’s kisses, his words, his cock, and worst, the fact it had all been a dream. A dream that Demetri, and Felix, had apparently gathered the context of, if not the content altogether. Felix’s parting words had proven that.
Sweet dreams
You could still see the smirk he’d given you, taunting and amused, and the humiliation you felt burned almost as hot as the fire still throbbing between your thighs, the heat curling low in your stomach. Huffing in irritation, both at the situation and your persistent arousal, you change into your pajamas and throw yourself into bed determined to approach tomorrow as if nothing had happened.
Demetri and Felix had manners. If you pretended it didn’t happen, surely they’d play along. It’s the gentlemanly way to handle this, you thought reassuringly to yourself, before slipping into sleep.
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The desk was unforgiving against your hip bones, hard, smooth from regular polishing, and cool to the touch. Your hands were in front of you, forearms braced flat against the wood, and your palms lay upon the subtle wood grain. Your forehead lay upon one of your forearms, your head had lowered once the effort of keeping it lifted became too much. Felix’s firm hand on the small of your back kept you bent over your secretarial desk, and your hips pressed against the edge of it.
“Relax,” he murmured, seemingly not caring whether you could hear him or whether you understood the words, muffled by your cunt as they were. The vibrations of his mouth moving against you, of his breath, created more vibrations to make your body shiver, and he used the distraction it created to slip one hand under your belly, drawing it down to join his mouth as it pressed into your pussy. You didn’t need to follow verbal instructions; the other kind would suffice.
He cupped your clit. Then he stroked the edges of your lips with his tongue. As anticipated, you let loose a strangled, ragged moan.
“No more whining now, eh? What a spoiled girl, wanting to be fucked by Demetri, and wanting to be devoured by me.” You yelped softly as his tongue ran over your folds again, breath hitching as he moaned at your taste, the sound vibrating against you just right and stimulating a sensitive spot.
“And what a sweet girl you are,” he paused to make a pointed lick starting at your clit, his wet, cool tongue dragging up to bury itself briefly inside you and his hand pinned you more firmly to the desk as you buck in response “pretty little cunt dripping so endearingly on my tongue. So sweet too, I could spend hours here.”
There was a smile in his voice now, and it sounded almost devilish.
“I bet Demetri could too.” You opened your mouth to respond, your head making a slight motion where it lay but the words died on your tongue, viciously shoved to the side and replaced by a wanton moan as Felix slid two of his fingers from his free hand inside of you, their size larger than your own and making you feel so much fuller than you could ever achieve with your own. The stretch was unbelievable, a pleasant ache that gnawed at you but without causing pain, likely helped along by his saliva and your fluids. 
“There we go, little one. I know it’s not the cock you crave, but from those pretty sounds you’re making for me, I assume you’ll make do.” He curls those same fingers downward, seemingly searching for something and you think it odd as he feels so good inside you already what could-
The thought cuts off abruptly as the pads of his fingers find a spongey spot along your front wall where his fingers are curling and it’s like you’ve been electrocuted. You jerk suddenly, hips canting, the pleasure intense and unexpected, a moan ripping from your mouth as a sob. Felix makes a pleased sound, dropping a kiss to your folds, lips likely grazing his fingers steadily pumping inside you now, before his lips travel further downward to find your clit again.
His tongue laps at you teasingly, and you mewl, before his lips close around your clit, sucking, and then you’re begging.
“Please, please, oh fuck, Felix please.”
Over and over again, a desperate symphony as your eyes roll back. Sometimes it’s not Felix’s name, but Demetri’s that spills from your lips. Not that Felix seems to pay it any mind, or care. The pleasure is almost too much and somehow also not enough. That knot that’s been steadily building in your stomach, winding tighter and tighter in your lower abdomen since almost the moment Felix knelt behind you seems ready to snap and, god, you’re not sure you can handle that. The strength of it. Your hands that have been flat against the desk have curled, fingers bent and digging into the surface of the desk. If you were a vampire like the one currently making a meal of your soaked cunt, you’re sure you’d have turned the wood into dust. As it is, you feel as if you could gouge grooves into the wood's perfect surface with your fingernails.
Felix’s mouth pulls from you, and you make an undignified sound as his fingers settle into a faster pace to compensate for the loss. A loss that isn’t complete, as he now uses his mouth to speak, his words causing you to clench around his fingers and further increase the sharp pleasure burrowing itself into you.
“Look at you, squirming on my fingers. What a pretty sight you make, pleading for them to make you cum. And you will, won’t you? You’re so close, darling girl. I can feel it, my good girl.”
You’re panting, gasping for air, and fighting to keep your eyes open, the urge to close them against the onslaught of pleasure almost too much. His praise causes a tingling feeling, and your head seems pleasantly fuzzy. The squeak of your office chair shifting in front of you is a distant reminder, clouded in your preorgasmic haze, but the words that follow are clear.
“Our good girl”, Demetri drawls from his place in the chair. The chair he had claimed and placed on the other side of the desk, facing you, with the perfect view to watch your face as Felix made an effortless mess of your pussy.
You open your mouth to respond to him, to them, because, yes, yes you are. God, you’re theirs. Always, forever, and for however long they wish to keep you. You’re dragging your head up to meet Demetri’s gaze, your eyes gliding over the confident smile upon his face, when Felix seems to hit gold. His fingers thrusting and curling against that spot inside you perfectly line up with the sensation of his mouth on your clit and just as your eyes lock with the stunning red of Demetri’s, you’re gone. Lost, saved. Thrown. There’s a final, strong clench of your cunt around Felix’s fingers, almost as if to make sure they won’t leave you, before you’re clenching rhythmically, whiney gasps and hitching breaths leaving you as your eyes are again rolling back and then finally closed, clenching tightly shut in the onslaught of sensation.
“Oh, fuck. Such a beautiful sight.”
“God, you’re gripping my fingers so tightly. Next time, you’re coming on my cock, lovely girl.”
“Desperate, perfect sounds from our desperate, perfect girl.”
“There we go, pretty girl. That’s it. Let it out. Such a good girl for us.”
Two voices are speaking, overlapping praise filling your ears and you’re seeing stars behind your lids, hips moving in an attempt to milk as much as the sensation possible out of the experience and you’re-
You’re shooting upright in bed, the silken sheets tangled around your legs and your chest heaving like you’d just gone and finished a marathon.
“Fuck!”
If you’d had any hope of existing at all within the same room as them tomorrow without further embarrassing yourself and maintaining a possible semblance of normal, that dream destroyed it.
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tmntxthings · 2 months
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blog update! 。・゜・
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hiiiiii guys, just wanted to let everyone know officially that I have changed my pinned post from the original “rules + masterlists” to just a straight up navigation!
truthfully I was running out of space to add links since one post can only hold 100 links, so I separated rottmnt from 2k12 tmnt! idk if I like it as it is right now but we’ll see
sooner or later I’ll have to either make a whole new rottmnt masterlist since it’s practically almost full even by itself… or idk maybe have just a masterlist for rottmnt headcanons, then oneshots? or maybe I make separate masterlists for each turtle?!? 😭 choices
if you notice any glitches or links that don’t work/in wrong place please please don’t hesitate to let me know!
but everything should be in its rightful place and I’ve also updated both Rottmnt and 2k12 masterlists since I got lazy and stopped adding the new fics I recently wrote to the actual masterlists 💀
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youregay · 7 months
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I read good omens when I was like 13; my family listened to it as an audiobook on a long trip and at the time I was convinced of the homosexual subtext as I was a budding homo obsessed w shipping, my parents were unconvinced (for obvious reasons). but now it's ten years later and the show's come out and they've watched it (I haven't) and I feel sooo vindicated like I called my shot when I was 13. it's like if johnlock became cannon for me
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cptnleviackerman · 3 months
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i had such a successful day today omgg ˃ᴗ˂ i dyed my hair, the jeans i ordered on thurs came and they fit me perfectly and i did some writing!! and to top it all off me and my boyfriend got takeaway pizza for dinner!! tehe
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donghun-s · 1 year
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every day i simultaneously thank and curse god for giving these insanely good-looking men an instinctual need to humiliate themselves on camera. on one hand it is humbling bc if i looked like that i would in fact be the worst person ever probably. but on the other hand i want that goofy silly stupid man so bad. i would let him hit bc he's a moron AND has good bone structure and that's simply too much power for one man to have over me. if he weren't a foolish little guy whos only concern in life is how to give me second hand embarrassment next i would have to kill him. so actually my downfall is his saving grace. it's really sort of beautiful, isnt it
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