💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…
Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.
So. No time to panic.
Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…
Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy.
Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.
Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…
ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!
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📽️ 10 Things I Hate about You (1999)
This is one of my favorite movies. I don’t even know how many times I’ve seen it, but it never gets old. It’s based on a Shakespeare play (The Taming of the Shrew) which is probably why all the characters are so interesting and relatable. Shakespeare’s themes are so universal and timeless, and I think this movie is too. I’ve loved this movie from the first time I saw it.
Sex/nudity: 5/10 (drawings of breasts and penises, off-screen flashing, kissing, many innuendoes, nicknames for male parts, talk of teen pregnancy)
Language: 3/10 (mostly mild but there is quite a bit)
Violence: 2/10 (a couple fights)
Overall rating: 9/10
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I’ve said it before but I NEED a wacky teen comedy movie with a bisexual twist.
Hear me out, it starts out fairly standard, there’s a loser guy who’s down-bad for a cute girl in his school, but uh-oh, she’s started dating one of the hot guys from the swimming team. Bummer! But THEN, over the course of the movie our Main Character realise his feelings of jealousy towards the rival are turning into a crush on him! What the hell is going on?! Now he has a crush on both of them‽ MC ends up in various bizarre and stressful scenarios involving this couple and shenanigans ensue.
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source: bishopsbox
Little Darlings (1980). Movie poster.
Faldas revoltosas (1980). Cartel de la película.
(via Heritage Auctions ha.com)
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Meatballs Part II (1984)
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Good morning and happy first update day of 2023! There's incredible art at both A GIRL AND HER FED and at SIDE QUESTED! (but writer-me is making weird pointy gestures at this SQ panel which means nothing, I'm sure)
One day, probably several years from now, I'll talk at length about how @alepresser and I came up with the rules for magic in SIDE QUESTED. They are...uh...extremely fucked-up. Ale had to remind me multiple times that this comic is a TEEN ROMANCE COMEDY and DOES NOT CONTAIN MURDER, KB, COME ON, I MEAN REALLY so I toned it down. A lot.
(It's still really fucked up tho.)
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On August 4, 1999, Jawbreaker debuted in Belgium and France.
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Check out the full review of teen sex comedy Gas Pump Girls (1979).
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Clueless - 1995 - Dir. Amy Heckerling
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