Splinter: If your brothers jumped off a cliff would you?
Leo: Sensei, you made me the leader. It was my idea.
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hi hello fellow obsessed-with-jazz person i have. Thoughts.
I see so fics where jazz has fangs and/or is a werewolf/vampire and i raise you- jazz is a sleep-biter. Jason wakes up and has to shake her off his arm like a piranha every morning, it's cute, sure! but he kind of needs that arm...
Also i want Tall!Jazz to just casually pick him up and move him around, like if they're running, jazz just flashes him a sneaky smile, hoists him up on her shoulders, and takes off like a bullet. Or she just casually cradles him in one arm like a litol baby man when he's doing his whole "i have a gun and i WILL use it" shtick.
AND AND i love when you give her like, more limbs? like tentacles or a tail or anything! She looks like she's doing something almost insultingly civilian, but her "extra bits" are absolutely TORMENTING some poor bat/rogue in the meantime.
idk, jazz is my muse and i will make her so so so silly(and feral)
Hello!
I hc that Jason is also a biter and so I raise you— both Phantom family and Bat family get completely freaked out when they see the two looking MAULED but both Jason and Jazz are like :)) I think they would have mutual cuteness aggression towards each other!
I love the idea of Jazz just manhandling Jason whenever she wants and he just lets her. It’s actually part of a one-shot I’m writing! I haven’t gotten to finishing it tho…
Yessssss I love it when Jazz is both sweet and horrifying. She smiles at Jason and behind her, are her shadows tearing apart the mob that was about to ambush him.
Jazz is EVERYTHING
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Cat Falling Problem from Wikipedia
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Camopus from Earthbound 64 / Mother 3 (cancelled game)
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Context: Party is in a mansion, attempting to solve a mystery
Ranger: I investigate the freezer room (rolls high)
DM: In the back of the bacon drawer you find…a red herring. Like, the fish.
Ranger: (completely sincerely) hmm…suspicious…why would it be there? I’m gonna cut it open for clues
DM: *stunned, befuddled silence*
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Ant from the Orespawn Mod for Minecraft
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