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light-miracles · 3 months
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Still reading Midnight Sun. I swear the inner logic of Esme's thoughts BAFFLE me
Esme: Edward can I have a moment with her?? I want her to be comfortable with me in Bella's first baseball game with us
Esme, five seconds after: Bella my son died and I tried to kill myself
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acecroft · 11 months
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SUPERNATURAL 5.02
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kneelingshadowsalome · 8 months
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Ohhh, Sometimes women's breast get clogged up with milk, könig would use this as the perfect opportunity to be close to you and massage your chest to help, he's just so sweet helping you out like that.😊
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Omg omg omg of course he’d help her!!!
CW: Postpartum phase, children, light angst, breast stimulation, yandere undertones.
König has become soft ever since the baby was born.
You read somewhere that men's testosterone levels suffer a significant drop after they become fathers, which perhaps explains why he looks like a melting marshmallow in hot cocoa these days. König's stare has always followed you wherever you go but now that you're carrying his child in your arms, the looks he gives you are far more… benevolent. You suspect he must be proud of you, first carrying the baby for nine long months and then suffering an arduous birth - because of course this titan's baby weighed over 8 pounds - and now you're giving your everything to the soft little thing König calls "his kleine Butterblume."
You're in a baby bubble together, but not all days are heavenly and sweet. And now, on top of everything else, your breast is clogged. The lady at the maternity clinic told you this is a common issue and can easily be dealt with at home, but the instructions you received left you staring off into space for a few moments.
Later that evening, the problem is still very much acute, and you're getting desperate.
When you go to König and beg him to help you, there is a sharp intake of breath just before he nods. An odd striptease show ensues in silence: you're puffy and swollen and sore, you feel like a wreck as you take off your shirt and bra. König has always referred to you as a flower or a heavenly being, but now, you must resemble a sullen bloom at the end of July. Overblown and weary, heavy and plush, petals pouting, falling if someone were to touch them.
You feel like crying from seeing that König still worships you with his stare. If anything, he seems to approve of the extra pounds and your devastated state, only looks you up and down with boundless hunger, silent but with a heaving chest. When you're bare, he rises, and you're turned around and pulled in a stout embrace. Large, warm hands land over your poor, aching breasts, and you quickly remind him to be gentle - the instructions were to pet the breasts like you would a cat. He rumbles a dark laugh against your back, and then the hands start to massage you, blessedly soft but imperious.
Your sighs grow heavy and weary. It hurts a little, but the relief is imminent. Your head rolls back to rest on the mountain of his chest, and then you begin to sob.
You let it all come out as a series of soft, sad little whines: how tired you are, how the baby is far more work than you thought, how your breasts hurt all the time and how you don't even know if you're doing things right. How you just want to sleep…
He rubs you through your breakdown, and it's soothing to be held by someone as strong as König… But then he pants a hot wish in your ear.
"I thought we'd soon make another one..."
"Mh, wha–another one?"
"Ja, sicher. We must make three or four at least. Oder?"
You are about to collapse, about to faint, but can't because a demigod is keeping you from falling.
"Don't worry little lily. I know you need to rest first. I'll wait a few more weeks."
"König–"
You shudder as his thumbs brush over your nipples.
"Am I doing it right?" He asks with a low, soft purr.
Your mind is in disarray, a trophy from not getting enough sleep for months, and you're tired of struggling against his indomitable will. First things first, you think, stuffing the earlier conversation somewhere into the recesses of your exhausted mind.
"Um. The lady said you should–that you could… try to suck them too," you breathe with unease.
"Ist das so?"
You're moved to the bed before you can even whimper.
...Is he so eager to do this?
Of course he is; you haven't had sex in months. He's only had his own calloused hand to keep him company, and you've been too tired to even think about such things. Your body has become a stranger to you, and when he moves to crawl on top of you, it only looks like the prowl of an apex predator.
The coarse stubble of his chin makes you flinch – it's like an array of tiniest daggers caressing your breasts. When he takes your aching nipple into his warm mouth, you shudder. It feels utterly different to have a grown man sucking on your tits; it's ten times more demanding, a hundred times more intense when the man in question is König. The hunger, the overstimulation, the exhaustion make your head spin, his mouth and tongue force you to release your stress in shakes. Before you even know it, there are tears streaming down your face.
He doesn't stop. Probably thinks it's only a good thing that you get it all out of your system. He must feel good about himself for making you cry while lapping and sucking at your breasts, he rubs, licks, and nibs until you're sniffling and wailing on that bed.
"Little angel… I've never been this hard," he pants on your slathered, slick nipple. "Do you know what it does to a man to look but never touch?"
Your tiny, weary heart is flapping against its cage. "König, we can't make another one… I can't, I can't, not yet…"
"Ah… But if I promise I'll pull out?"
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multi-bookworm · 1 year
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Sirius: siblings are so different to couples.
Remus: not in Alabama.
James: HAH! good one Moony
Sirius: with siblings you could have a fight in the morning but by the afternoon neither of you even remember the fight and you dont even need to forgive each other for it to be all fine between you.
Regulus: ...you must be talking about other siblings huh.
Sirius: IT WAS ONE TIME! I SAID I WAS SORRY-
Regulus: that was my chocolate bar-
Remus: CHOCOLATE?! WHERE.
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meowufff · 10 months
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This is my first actual post on Tumblr ever so pls bear with me. Also, English is not my first language so pls excuse any mistakes I make :)
So, this whole thing here started just as a joke bc I was curious if anyone else was feeling constantly tired all day no matter how long I sleep. But it all somehow escalated a bit and I may have started hyperfixating on it so well, now it actually became a little survey.
I also wanted to mention that I only asked the artist in my little Tumblr bubble, which is mostly tmnt content, so my results are mostly referring to tmnt artists.
In total, I asked 143 people if they could remember the last time they woke up and just felt actually rested for more than half of the day.
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I probably could have been more specific with my question but again, I did not actually planned to let it become so big. Personally, for me being rested means, having a clear head, no headache or foggy mind without consuming any caffeine.
So out of 143 people, 100 answered me and I tried my best to sort all of the answers after the criteria “good-sleep-schedule” and “bad-sleep-schedule” and also noted when exactly they last felt actually rested into either the last days, weeks, months, years or “???” when they couldn’t remember or didn’t mention anything specific.
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And let’s just say… it does not really look good. Out of 100 people, only 18 have an actual good sleep schedule. Out of these 18 people, 13 felt really rested in the last days, 2 in the last weeks, only one person in the last months and 2 in the last years.
Out of the 82 of people who have a bad sleep schedule, 10% lastly felt rested in the last days, 11% in the last weeks, 11% in the last months, 30% in the last years, and 38% couldn’t remember or didn’t specify it.
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While reading all your answers I came to realize being sleep deprived is not just bc any of them thought “Oh it would be really neat to stay up till 4 am!” or smth like that.
A lot of the artists who answered me mentioned that they have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep due to stuff like insomnia, chronic pain, other issues, or children (yeah, ok, there was just one who had a child but still).
While analyzing I mostly referred the situations to my own experience with going to sleep or rather not going to sleep...
I usually don’t have problems falling asleep but trouble actually putting my stuff away and going to bed bc I don’t want to end the day or just don’t want to go to sleep (don’t ask why, I have no idea why I am like this). While having these “episodes” I often doodle smth, binge reading some fanfics, or watch whatever I can find on the internet until I’m just falling asleep or can convince myself that it is 3 am and I really should go to bed now.
So, my personal theory about why sleep deprivation is so common among Tumblr artists is not bc they do art all night. My theory is that a lot of people who have trouble falling asleep due to insomnia, pain, or other issues are filling the time until they hopefully fall asleep with their art, doodles, writings, or whatever their creative minds can bring up, to help the time pass.
In total that would mean that not all artists are sleep deprived but more that a lot of people who have trouble falling asleep do a lot of art or creative stuff in general.
Something I could also imagine is, that if they start doing art while waiting for sleep, they start to concentrate a lot on creating more and start procrastinating sleep even if they actually get tired bc they wanna do art and fuck up their non-existing sleep schedule even more but that could also just be me projecting here.
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I know that is probably no kind of big revelation but for me it was kind of surprising to see how many people here are as sleep deprived as me and due to what reasons.
I’m not going to preach to any of you to get that problem solved or smth, I have no right to tell you what to do and would be a major hypocrite so instead I really which everyone to get some kind of good sleep schedule one day and the joy of waking up and feeling completely rested at least thrice per week.
I absolutely love all your art and thank you a thousand times for helping me with this spontaneous survey!
I would love to hear your opinions on my theory and conclusion so pls don’t be shy and feel free to point out any mistakes I may have made or tell me your own theories :D
Also, if my question is still sitting in your inbox, feel free to answer! I’m gonna keep ma big ass excel table so I can edit all the results anytime. And maybe, one day, I'm gonna continue this survey and go into more detail but for now I need to leave it like this.
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Ok, that's all I got
BYE!
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Thanks to all participants
@abbeyofcyn @angelpuns @beannary @bulbabutt @camilieroart @cementgeek @cheesyescapade @cokowiii @easterartist @frosteaart @gemini-forest @happyfoxx-art @heckitall @hellishgayliath @holy-sweetsour-milk @icepopcider @idiot-mushroom @iscreamkitty @kovalitics @laseralligator @lieutenantbiscute @matchstique @mightyanxiety @miiukkaa @mr-doodles @pezhead @probably-not-a-rutabaga @pumpkster @sad-leon @sassatello @sewercrocodileart @sheep-turtles-and-pizza @signanothername @spectra-bear @stephuart @tangledinink @tapakah0 @tasenwiththerobots @tblsomedoodles @thegunnsara @triona-tribblescore @turrondeluxe @valen-timez @vangh17a @wraenata @zinovi768 @debb987 @dianagj-art @goatedgreen @indieyuugure
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jaubaius · 1 year
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The comedic timing on this response was pretty good.
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kriimstudio · 1 year
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kerrrreheheheheee weddings in da Pizzaplex are fun indeed
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kgdanny02 · 3 months
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The dude was crowned king like last year and now this wtf 🤣
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2024 is officially the craziest year, and it’s only February 😭
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benzatthanin · 1 year
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NEVER LET ME GO Ep 4 | Love
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buckets-and-trees · 10 months
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Oral, vaginal, anal?
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EM, YOU WICKED WONDERFUL MINX!
CONTENT WARNING: EXPLICIT DISCUSSION OF ORAL, VAGINAL, AND ANAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY
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There's no wrong answer, and that makes this all the more difficult to choose.
but
FOR THE SAKE OF PLAYING THE GAME
Oral = Steve He's going to make it a bit rough with all that strength, all that pent up energy, but he's also going to make sure there are some soft moments, aware of me every second, and I know he'll give me ample praise.
Vaginal = Andy I want to be on my back, this man firmly between my legs, fucking me into the mattress, and he's desperately kissing me until we can't breathe, but then he's going to insist that I look at him and not break that intimate eye contact while he's pushing me to the heights of pleasure, holding me while he thrusts harder and faster until we're both spent.
Anal = Ari Biggest and beefiest, but the one I have no question is going to make sure that his kink becomes my kink because it's that good. He doesn't go for anal right away. We've slept together a couple of times probably before he tries anything. And he knows exactly what he's doing. He's got his hand on my ass while we're kissing and grinding, already mostly naked in bed, and because we're heading into the more comfortable stages of the beginning of our relationship, nothing is rushed. His hand moves from cupping and stroking and squeezing my ass cheek to drifting till his fingers are slipping between my cheeks and then he's gently touching that tight hole, then more insistently he starts to slip a finger in, and my breath catches, and he pauses but asks if that's okay, and I say yes, and he smiles and asks if it feels good, and I say yes, and he asks if I want more, and I bite my lip for half a second, but I trust him and know he's given me nothing but pleasure to this point, so I say yes. When he's ultimately balls deep in my ass, hunched over my back, with one arm around my waist while he slowly thrusts, I'm feeling caged in, but in the best way, and crying good tears, and Steve can praise, but Ari's got a mouth that's dripping with praises, pouring out filth, and has been talking me through every bit of taking his cock up my ass, and I'm fucking here for it. Ruined and his now unquestionably.
...which - er - didn't know I was going to get THAT INVOLVED in that answer.
Okay.
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Link to the List of Sleepover Games
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So like, Chiron taught Achilles and Patroclus when they were young right? Imagine one time at camp half-blood, he sees Nico and Will and almost calls them by Achilles and Patroclus’s names cause of their similarities and then remembers that they are gone forever….
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iamscoby · 1 year
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sydcarmyfan · 7 months
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A spark neglected makes a mighty fire.
- Robert Herrick
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yowyowyaoi · 8 months
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Tobi: Oh boy! A sleepover with Deidara-senpai! This is gonna be so much fun!
Deidara: I’m only doing this because Leader and Konan said I have to start being nicer to you, hm.
Tobi: Can we play some games?
Deidara: I guess.
Tobi: Okay!  Senpai, truth or dare?
Deidara: Truth.
Tobi: Have you ever made your hand-mouths make out with each other?
Deidara:
Deidara: … dare.
Tobi, in Obito voice: I dare you to kiss me with all three mouths ~
Deidara:
Deidara: I dare you to take off that mask first.
Tobi: I dare you to take off your shirt first.
Deidara: Okay, you know what? Those pants; I dare you to —
*Pein comes in, grabs Deidara by the collar and drags him out of the room*
Pein: So when I said “start being nicer” to Tobi —
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pksy · 9 months
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empressofkalumina · 9 months
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😈 JOY RIDE (2023).
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