Abed: *sees Troy wearing fancy clothes*
Abed, sad: I see you have a date, who's the lucky girl?
Troy: ...
Troy: I forgot to ask you, didn't I
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I don't think I'll ever be able to see Megatron as anything but a bottom. He looks gorgeous on all four, getting his back blown and having his lips around a fat cock
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Crowley, doing something according to their first plan:
Halt, planning the extra plan for this plan:
Duncan, who just happened to walk nearby and saw them:
Duncan:
Duncan: Part of me wants to ask. The other part says knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine
Halt:
Crowley:
Duncan: So.. I'm just gonna walk away
Halt:
Crowley, calling after him: Smart!
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Activision: And we have a german speaking dude who is tall and from Austria!
German-speakers: okay.
Activision: TALL! like the austrian Alpes!
German-speakers: a bit on the nose, but alright.
Activision: He is the KING of the mountains! We will call him that. What's 'king' in German?
German-speakers: König. But since he is Austrian wouldn't Kaiser be more-
Activision: König! Yes. And absolutely no one will have difficulty pronouncing that or write it wrong due to the special character Ö. We are so creative and edgy.
German-speakers: *sigh*
German-speakers: okay.
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that time john lennon apparently force fed david an egg covered in horse piss
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The pregnant stingray mystery
has been solved
so there was a female stingray
in an enclosure with 2 male sharks.
somehow it got pregnant.
did the sharks hybridise
or was it a virgin birth?
neither!
stingrays can hold their breath for several minutes.
they can also leap and climb to a small degree.
the stingray escaped its enclosure,
entered the male enclosure,
had some fun,
and then went back home.
You cannot make this up.
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