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pinoke · 1 year
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also 🅱️ugie 🅱️nderson for the ask game 🎤🎤🎤
🅱️UGIE 🅱️NDERSON, LET'S DO THIS 😎
Sexuality Headcanon: My guy is an absolute bi-disaster 😔
A ship I have with said character: *refuses to elaborate*
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JK!! I think they have such a dynamic, THE dynamic. They are rivals yes and neither of them want to admit it, but deep down they cherish each other's friendship, especially Augie. I like to think it was Augie who was the one that started developing a sort little crush on Skip first, but like..just didn't know how to tell him. I have more, but I'm a coward.
A BROTP I have with said character: Honestly, him and Mudsy! They share one brain cell but I think they have such a wholesome father + son dynamic (Mudsy's more of a father than his actual father ever was) AND I have the absolutely iconic episode, "Ghost Town Ghost" to back me up on this!!! 😌 Also him and Shaggy would be such a funny friendship, I came up with a few ideas but I don't have time to elaborate on that now cause I'm still a coward LOL
A NOTP I have with said character: I don't want him anywhere near April in a romantic context.
A random headcanon: He's part Italian from his mother's side and is actually pretty fluent in the language! (Also Lee, I saw your headcanon of seeing him as an artist and I wanna say I HARD agree. 😎)
General Opinion over said character: Bro, this singular frame makes me laugh every time and it always seems to make me smile whenever I'm down. Look at this DUDE.
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onekisstotakewithme · 4 years
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I bet Steve didn't even know why the finale happened he was just like "oh cool we killed him."
The party: yeah because he's a literal monster
Steve: ... I know??? Lmao he kicked my face in and almost killed Lucas??
The party: Steve no he's a LITERAL monster.
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yamatonikado · 4 years
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i cant stop thinking about bi-disaster tenma i cant stop thinking of bi disaster tenma i just can’t stop thinking of bi disaster tenma i ju-
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outoftheframework · 5 years
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an introduction to the fanon batfamily
Are you new to the DC Batfamily fandom? Or perhaps do you need a refresher on our favorite vigilante disasters? Well, look no further! Here is your holy grail list of the traits/characteristics/cliches we as a fandom have collectively decided to embrace instead of the actual source material. 
Just a quick disclaimer (because people get very passionate about how these characters are portrayed) this is a collection of my headcanons popular on the internet. These are (mostly) in no way canon-correct. 
Let’s start out with the man himself:
BRUCE WAYNE
Has too many kids
Has a problem with adopting small dark-haired children with tragic backstories. It’s literally a compulsion. He cannot stop himself. 
Classic Dad
Doesn’t understand “teen lingo”
Will forget your name
Cannot function by himself (as Bruce)
Can make two dishes correctly: cereal and grilled cheese
Will fall asleep in business meetings
Wears either a three-piece designer suit or no shirt and sweatpants
Many headcanon him as gay.
Valid
My personal option is that he’s a disaster bi
DICK GRAYSON
The cutest child ever created
Robin!Dick is just an endless spout of puns and adorableness
Never grew out of sliding down railings/swinging on chandeliers
Fashion icon but not really
Never lives down Discowing
70s/80s/90s/Early 2000s mashup in every outfit
Simply better with finger stripes
Damian’s real dad
Stop erasing his Romani heritage
BARBARA GORDON
Simply the smartest
Computer science queen
Strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man but at the same time puts up with Dick
Barbara says fuck the joker
Holds one of the two collective braincells
Could and should run the entire GCPD
JASON TODD
One day we all decided that Jay likes Shakespeare more than his family
Literature icon
Destined to be chained to Roy Harper forever
Better with the white hair streak
“fuck y’all; did you die??”
Actual zombie
Needs a dog
Of Latinx descent
fucking crowbars, man
CASSANDRA CAIN
Stop excluding her from fanart??
Sign language and disability icon
The best fighter of the bunch
Fashion icon but like actually
A sweetheart that needs to be protected at all costs
Bruce’s favorite child
Of Asian descent
DUKE THOMAS
Literal ray of sunshine
Also needs to be in more fan content
!!!!!!
Owner of the other collective brain cell
Common. Sense.
Confused but excited
“Um, why is there a turkey in the bat- you know what? Never mind.”
Invented the color yellow
TIM DRAKE
Out of every headcanon, Tim’s being a coffee/caffeine addict is somehow almost universally accepted 
Alfred worries about this kid 24/7
Cursed to always be 17
The detective Robin who is always 20 steps ahead
The N52 Red Robin series is a treasure and the injustice done to it is unacceptable
Needs long hair
Fancast is definitively Ryan Potter
Skateboards
“Drake” superhero name is stupid and we should say it
STEPHANIE BROWN
Purple icon
Bring back waffle-obsessed Steph
If she’s not dating Tim she better be dating Cass
Her Robin career was too short 
Steph said Gay Rights
Somehow at the manor 24/7 when she doesn’t live there
Sometimes the bane of Bruce’s existence
Sassy queen
DAMIAN WAYNE
“TT” every other sentence in fanfiction
(I am guilty of this)
Better when Jon’s his best friend
Stop erasing his Arabic background
“Demon Spawn”
Okay but literally when did this start? I see this in every fanfic.
Always carrying a katana (?)
Dick’s actual son
Somehow I feel like this is controversial but I’m not sure why. Not saying these are all “correct,” they’re just common in the fandom :) hope this helps! feel free to add more tropes/cliches. Thanks for reading!!
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!! MSG ME FOR DETAILS :)
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cathyparrlyn · 4 years
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Calling myself out, part 1
Just a little tid bit of me calling myself out, some of these are inside jokes, but I hope you all enjoy this. It will hopefully describe me as a person better cause I am not an amazing writer in real life, just a chaotic disaster that wants to hug her stitch plush.
Shout out to @toomanyfamdom @dannixy @all-my-love-cathy @little-bit-lost-and-found @boleynhowards @saria-malinas @flat-dr-pepper-chasers @shilly-shally-disaster @prisky0731 and @thatbolxyngirl as they would understand this post the most, lol.
And @lakes-other-sixes who is baby and I blame my sleepy brain for forgetting to add, I am sorry it’s like 5 a.m. here lol. I love you my holy body of water 💙💚
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Me: Time to do something productive.
Also me: *stares at a wall for three hours thinking about my 28637026 parrlyn fic ideas cause I am a bi disaster who has sold their soul to this ship.* Or not.
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Me: *insert random emoticon as a response as I am bad at texting.* perfect.
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Me: B A B Y.
My online daughter who is both taller and more mature than me: no...
Me, almost 17 year old with no brain cells and is short: Y E S B A B Y. IMA HUG YOU. PREPARE TO BE HUGGED AKHSHEHHWJWJHSJEH I LOVE YOU
My online daughter: okay then.
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Me: PRINCESS CAN NOT BE A STRIPPER.
Princess and baby girl and my smol bean noodle: but mom!
Me: N O! Not in this online fam!
An amazing bitch (they know who they are): *exists and pole dances*
Me: Fuck yeah, do what you want girl!
Princess: HOW IS THIS FAIR?!
Me: ITS NOT JABSNVENWBSJJSG
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Me: BABY BABY BABY
Baby: MADDY MADDY MADDY? What?
Me: hiiiiiiiiiii. (8th time I have said hi to them in the past hour.)
Baby:....... hi?
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Baby girl: *exists*
Me: my life has purpose, you are beautiful and I shall protect. You could do no wrong. If you murdered someone and blamed it on me, I would be fine with it.
Baby girl: *holds up scissors*
Me: N O.
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Me: They are so coo-
Baby: I’m not a them.
Me: ajgshshsvjsbsjjsbsk WHY AM I DOING THIS???
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Me: Morning!
Baby: it’s 1 p.m.
Me: time is a meaningless concept.
Also me: also, I went to sleep at 5:30 a.m. because fuck consistency and a healthy sleep schedule.
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Me: *tells my friends they are beautiful*
Also me: I AM A DEMON SPAWN THAT WAS ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED FROM HELL WHEN SOMEONE MESSED UP MAKING A MUSTARD SANDWHICH!
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Me: I have an idea! Let’s add it to the parrlyn fic list!
The lists word count for just (insert AU!AU):
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Me: *texts online six friends* I think my brain has a problem.
Also me: *laughs at 69*
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Me and my fake wife: * yelling arguing for ten minutes on a group chat call about a show we only know.*
Also me and my fake wife after agreeing to take the argument to our dms: *has a civil discussion and continues to talk about the show and have a fun while we lead the fake fam to think we were arguing and at each other’s throats for a whole hour.* Lol.
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Me: Precious smol chaotic bean noodle! I write poetry.
Them: It’s good.
Me: shush. No you.
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My fake wife: you are so evil.
Me: but evil is hot?
My fake wife: yes..... but like, please don’t.
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Me: I love you.
Theyby: you shouldn’t but thanks, I love you too.
Me: ACCEPT MY LOVE OR I SHALL THROTTLE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT BY HUGGING YOU AND COMPLIMENTING YOU UNTIL YOU SMILE YOU BEATIFUL HUMAN PERSON.
Theyby: False.
Me: I made an oath to only tell the truth. Newspaper.
Theyby: I know.
Me: I mention it a lot.
Theyby: yeah, you kinda do.
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Also me from last post: human person? How is English my first language.
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Me: *has all these angst ideas.*
Also me: *has only published fluff.*...... I didn’t think this through.
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Me: my writing sucks.
Everyone else: maddy no.
Me: Maddy yes.
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My son: Dale is the best boi, I am the okayest boi.
Me: No, you are the bestest boys and precious, I love you baby boy, let me hug you through this phone.
Also me: *continues to kill him every time we play Minecraft as he has mob skin and I joke pretend he is a mob.* I love you!
Him: Why do I deserve this, my arms [virtual] are now glitching.
Me: I’m a great mom!
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Me: my crush gave me a bed time, so ima follow it cause I’m whipped.
Me: *after losing my crush* let’s sleep at 6 a.m. tonight.
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Somebody: *literally says anything.*
Me: *bursts in out of nowhere* I have a parrlyn idea.
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Me: ima have over 100k on this fic.
Also me: *continues to talk about fic, but doesn’t write anything. If I do, it’s a future chapter that can’t be posted until my current chapter is done.* .......Fuck.
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Me: *sees fanart of Cathy in a stitch onesie.* :0000
Me: *one month later sitting in a stitch onesie.* I have accomplished in life.
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Everyone else: *answers a question with one word.*
Me: *answers same question with three pages of words for content*
Also me: *wonders why everyone is staring and refers to me as the one in English with a 96*
Also me again: *giggles at 96 being the flipped version of 69*
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Me: *asexual* good howdy dandy morning you beautiful lovely people who I graciously call my friends as they deserve the world and make me smile! Have hugs.
Also me: *inserts a sex joke at any occasion and teases my online friends as the annoying introvert I am.*
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Me when I accidentally hurt any of my children in the most minor way: I have failed you, for I am a terrible, awful, horrendous person who doesn’t deserve to succeed in life.
Them: Nuuuuu.
Me: I am the worlds biggest disappointment.
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Nobody: ......
Me: So Katanna is totally perfect for an insert fic with Tangled, agree or perish.
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No one:
Me: ha ha, I’m no one, read my user.
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Not a single soul: .....
Me: LETS ENTER THE CHAT IN ALL CAPS WITH A BUNCH OF EMOTICONS CAUSE I CANT TEXT LOL :D ;) :P :333 :0 ^0^ ;-;
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Me: *bored* let’s call myself out.
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Me, my first time entering the tiefs chat: Hi you all, you are so amazing and beautiful and I am so happy to be here. Let me give you hugs. Your writing is amazing, if you ever need help or just need to rant, I’m here.
The group chat: #MaddyTheHypeMom.
Me:..... Well I feel called out, but I can’t deny it. This is it. I am the hype mom. I shall adopt all of you, I don’t care if some of you are 5 years older than me. I am the mom now and I will love you all.
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And finally~
My online chat peacefully minding their own business:
Me sending a text to them: 😇
Them: oh god, this can’t be good.
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that-one-bi-wizard · 4 years
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Time to rant about my demigod AU!
I’m writing a fanfic about it, so I’m not gonna say a lot about characters in depth. I’m just gonna kinda give the basics for characters of this AU. Here we go:
Davey
Son of Neptune
17 years old and has been at Camp Jupiter for roughly 9 years
A freaking boss at sword fighting and just hand-to-hand combat in general.
Kinda hates his dad
You mess with his family, you end up dead
Just done with everything
He’s been bullied his whole life, so he’s got some real trust issues
He doesn’t like Jack at first but eventually ends up with romantic feelings towards him
He’s like a mix of Jason and Nico
Sarah
Daughter of Neptune
Davey’s twin sister (she’s the older twin)
She has almost complete control over her powers (she still has trouble)
Very indifferent to her godly parent
She and Kath are the only brain cells of the group
She gets bullied too but learned to live with it
She doesn’t like Jack but loves Crutchie and Katherine
Can be impulsive at times
A mix between Thalia and Percy
Spot
Son of Mars
An asshole but a real softie once you get to know him
Adopted by Medda and has two foster brothers that are Greek demigods (Jack and Crutchie)
He’s the oldest brother
Has been at Camp Jupiter since he was 10
He’s dating Race
Has insecurities but doesn’t want to admit it to anyone
Will not hesitate to stab if you piss him off
Oldest of the group (19)
Like a mix between Reyna and Clarisse
Jack
Unclaimed
The middle child
He’s not a big fan of the gods
Will always put others before himself
He’ll protect anyone he cares about without hesitation
He’s 17 and has been at Camp Half Blood since he was 7
Bi disaster
His personality is like a mix between Leo and Luke
Katherine
Daughter of Athena
She and Sarah shared the brain cell
The responsible one
Way stronger than she looks so that throws a lot of people off
Has all the skills a child of Athens would have (crafting, strategizing, fighting, etc.)
She makes sure Jack doesn’t do anything too stupid
Probably the most level headed of the bunch
She’s been at Camp Half Blood since she was 12
16 years old
Personality is a mix of Annabeth and Hazel
Crutchie
Son of Apollo
Youngest of the group (14)
Has been at Camp Half Blood since he was 9
One soft boi but can and will mess you up if he desires to
Jack’s best and closest friend
Innocent boi
The youngest brother
His strongest points are archery, music, and healing
Like a mix between Frank and Grover
Those are just the main characters. I might do the others later but idk.
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d3adguyy · 4 years
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ok so this headcanon/au list is weeks of me randomly writing down stuff. (i may make a list of some more uh... nsfw headcanons later on, but idk)
also, some of these aus are very dumb and unrealistic, but whatever, so
there is no beetlebabes shipping in this at all. don’t even try. the only shipping is charles/delia (do they have an official ship name?) and adam/barbara/beetlejuice, which is beetlelands and/or goldenrat!
(some of these are very unrealistic/basically just me projecting but this is my list and i’ll Do What I Want)
also, fuck formatting, i’m too lazy
- au where higher powered demons/ghouls have wings. naturally, beetlejuice has them and he is a fucking disaster. he knocks shit over, gets them caught on everything, and will knock people over. (somehow, they’re the only thing that’s actually clean)
- au in which the netherworld had a more lasting effect on lydia, and causes her to have sort of “fainting” spells (there’s a whole long and convoluted explanation but i’m too lazy to type it out.) since this is obviously bad for multiple reasons, beej turns into a “service” dog to help her at school (the fact that he knows lydia is being bullied may have influenced his decision)
- lydia and beetlejuice share one, very very damaged brain cell between them. they’re both smart in their own ways, but the second they try and solve something together? nothing. they usually end up almost going through with a stupid scheme until someone stops them last minute
- they may not have a dog, but (big) sandy the sandworm is just as happy to play fetch
- they also have a “girls” night once a week, in which they watch crappy horror movies, paint their nails, talk shit about people, and beetlejuice gushes complains about the maitlands
- bj can actually speak quite a few languages (he’s been around quite a long time, after all) however, he chooses to hide this fact until a time where he can a) freak someone out or b) show off
- bj follows lydia to school occasionally and will either make snide comments about the other students, or tell lydia what they’re doing on their phones (lydia sometimes hears things she wishes she had never known)
- lydia and beetlejuice stay “married”, but only in a convinient way (financial aid and tax benefits ftw, beetlebabes fuck off)
- beetlejuice plays the ukulele (as shown in the musical) and you can sometimes hear him playing on the roof (if he sees anyone listening he’ll immediately stop and go pink and disappear)
- bj and lydia go to pride every year, and Fuck Shit Up in a (mostly) legal way. once the maitlands figure out how to leave the house, they accompany them and let loose and join them in their chaos. delia eventually starts coming as well. charles stays home to preserve his sanity.
- beetlejuice figures out the maitlands can leave the house so long as they have a piece of it with them, and so makes them bracelets with wood from the house. they’re both extremely happy and grateful.
- beetlejuice and miss argentina are pals, and hung out together when beej used to spend all of his time in the underworld (he still pops by to visit her occasionally, and even helped her with the backlash/work after juno died)
- au where it’s now book of mormon, and lydia and bj are paired up for a mission. chaos ensues. (don’t ask me how this one would work, because i honestly don’t know.)
- lydia has a sleepover at her house with school friends. one of them brings a ouija board. beej and the maitlands decided to have time fun with it, and lydia tries not to crack up watching them.
- delia and beetlejuice are friends (bc they lowkey have a decent amnt in common ngl) and delia will occasionally join in on beej & lyds’ schemes
- delia treats beej like a son due to him acting like lydia’s crazy and feral (yet very loving and overprotective) older brother. charles doesn’t get it, but it makes her happy so he goes along with it.
- just like beej and lyds have “girls night”, delia, barbara, and beetlejuice have something similar where they drink wine, gossip about the neighborhood moms, and watch shitty reality tv and yell at the screen. charles tried to interrupt once and got a bottle of wine thrown at him (courtesy of delia)
- beetlejuice and lydia are Trans As Fuck (lydia’s lesbian and beej is pan) the maitlands are both bi, delia is pan and charles is Straight.
- souleater au where lydia is the meister and bj is her weapon
- beetlejuice has a love of all things circus. (he’s surprisingly good at trapeze, and not-so-surprisingly good at fire eating and breathing)
- beej has a big fat crush on the maitlands, but him being the emotionally stunted demon he is, has absolutely no idea how to express this
- the maitlands suspect that bj is crushing on them, but they aren’t completely sure (they still think he’s adorable, though)
- beej loves cuddling. that’s it, that’s the headcanon. he is a very touchy person (and not just in a perverted way.) he and lydia can be seen cuddling in bed binging horror movies, and bj is known to get comfy on the couch that is definitely not big enough for both him and the maitlands. (also, beej loves being the little spoon.)
- lydia and delia share a very niche interest in astrology, and it’s probably one of the only things they have in common. (delia still loves lydia and lydia loves her too, even if she would never admit it)
- au where lydia dies in some accident, and beetlejuice pulls a bunch of strings to make her a demon. he now has to train her to use her newly gained powers. (to make her a demon, they had to be related, so he adopts her as his younger sister)
- to mash together the au above and the wing au from the top of the list, one day lydia starts growing wings and beetlejuice couldn’t be prouder.
- the maitlands have really dumb (but cute) nicknames for beetlejuice (gummyworm, teddy bear, marshmallow, etc. they occasionally call him lawrence, which makes him melt.) lydia has borderline insulting nicknames for bj (trash man, hobo, stinky bastard, etc.) and charles and delia just call him random variations of his name (mr. juice, beetleman, mr. beetle, etc. they will use his full name if he does something too chaotic, and it’s then he knows to run)
(i just lost a bunch of headcanons and aus because tumblr unexpectedly closed :( i’m gonna try my best to re-write them all. i’m also grouping all the aus together before i re-write the headcanons, so get ready lol)
- pjo au!
• lydia is a daughter of persephone, and starts attending camp at age 12 (persephone doesn’t actually have a kid with charles, she just lends her magic to lydia’s mom in order for them to have a kid, as she actively was a worshipper of persephone, and that ends up making lydia a half blood.)
• beetlejuice was a son of hectate, but died after performing wayyyy too many rituals to increase his magic, and it eventually got too much to control and the strain killed him. he keeps his powers when he dies though. (he got banished from the underworld and was tied to a living soul for as long as they lived - it was lydia, so now they Fuck Shit Up together. hades regrets his choice of punishment.)
• barbara is a daughter of harmonia
• adam is a son of hephaestus
• delia is a legacy of eros
barbara and adam are instructors at camp halfblood (barbara teaching pottery and adam teaching woodworking)
they take lydia under their wing when they notice she doesn’t really have friends, and so they eventually meet beetlejuice (he has a Big Crush on them but refuses to do anything about it. for now.)
- hunger games au time! (at this point i’m just doing aus of all of the old young adult series i used to read)
• beetlejuice and lydia were the tributes chosen from district 12 (with beetlejuice volunteering to protect lydia during the games)
• their mentor is juno, who is an asshole and is utterly useless, as she doesn’t think they have any chance
• the maitlands are a couple that live in the capitol, even if they really don’t agree with the morals and lifestyle. they are huge sponsors for bj and lyds during the games.
• beej and lyds are the last ones standing, and after all the trouble that beetlejuice has made the capitol go through during the games, they decide it isn’t worth it to try and kill them, so they both win.
• the maitlands secretly take in both of them after the games
• charles flips houses and delia is an artist, they know about the maitlands and help keep the secret
- time for the divergent au nobody asked for!
• lydia was born erudite and transferred dauntless (she could’ve stayed erudite as well)
• beetlejuice was born dauntless and stayed (he did have an aptitude for amity, but he’ll take that to the grave)
• barbara was born erudite and transferred amity
• adam was born abnegation and transferred amity
• charles was born erudite and stayed
• delia was born amity and transferred erudite (she had aptitude for candor as well)
beej is lydia’s trainer when she joins dauntless, and they become inserperable during and after training. (lydia graduates top of her class - she would’ve despite beetlejuice, but it didn’t hurt to have him)
(taking some liberties here and making it so that factions can interact with each other outside of school and mandatory events, however intermarriage and dating between factions is a no no)
the maitlands find beetlejuice doing Stupid Shit in the woods near amity. this happens a few times, with bj and lyds running away each time, until they finally catch them and they all meet.
the maitlands take lyds under their wing, but don’t know what to think about beetlejuice (they secretly adore him, but won’t be telling him that anytime soon. bj has a Humongous Crush on them, and tells them. eventually. they end up dating despite the illegality of it)
the deetzes end up finding out about the dating, and keep it secret, even though hey aren’t particularly fond of beej. yet.
- and now time for a warrior cats au. time to bring up those repressed memories :)
(ok so again, more liberties, cats can choose to join another clan when they become apprentices, and the clans interact a lot more outside of meetings and battles. also the only one i have a warrior name for is beetlejuice, because his would literally just be Beetlejuice)
• beetlejuice was born a loner and eventually joined shadow clan as an apprentice
• lydia was born thunder clan and transferred to shadow clan, and was chosen to be a medicine cat
• barbara would be river clan and stay there
• adam would be thunder clan and transfer to river clan to be with barbs
• charles and delia were both born and stayed in thunder clan
beej is lyd’s mentor for non-medicine cat stuff (as shadow clan teaches their med cats to fight, and i feel like they would get all of the same training normal apprentices did, such as hunting)
lyds and the maitlands get along and hang out a lot, and beetlejuice just kinda trails along. yet again he has a crush on them. however, he minimizes his time with them so that they don’t find reasons to dislike him (in his eyes)
- ok so we’ve done one cat au, time for a much more niche one! this one is based on the book claws, by mike and rachel grinti. (it’s a middle school level book for sure, but i picked it up sometime in elementary school and i still love it now that i’m older)
• beej as jack (although he still has magic, his magic is just super chaotic and hard to control) lyds as emma, and they go on a quest for how lydia’s mom died (something to do with the faries)
• beetlejuice only agrees to do the quest because he wants a friend, which was really the whole reason behind giving lydia the heart.
• the maitlands are part of the pride that lyds takes over. they were wary of her at first, but backed her up when she needed it. they warmed up to her quickly after that, and they take her under their wing to show her the ropes of how prides work
beej continues to hang out with lydia, but isn’t really accepted by the pride for the most part, with the maitlands being the closest to being his friends. this eventually changes, and they grow closer over time.
- small httyd au: lydia is a viking, her dad is a high ranking official, her mom killed in a dragon raid, delia still does art ig.
• the maitlands are dragons, and lydia befriends them. she later befriends another dragon, beetlejuice. she eventually teaches the villiage dragons are good and all that jazz.
- ok back to headcanons now: adam rescued injured wildlife when he was alive, and that hasn’t stopped now that he’s dead. a section of the roof is dedicated to little habitats/enclosures for injured animals, so that they can rest up and heal
- although she isn’t so good at rescuing animals like adam is, barbara still loves animals. (beetlejuice will turn into different animals so that he has an excuse to cuddle her)
- bj secretly enjoys how vanilla/naive the maitlands can be, and thinks it’s really cute
- beetlejuice is actually pretty good at cooking, and will make dinner for him and the maitlands on date night. (he also cooks comfort food for people when they’re upset)
- bj is an internet troll. that’s it that’s the headcanon.
- beetlejuice wasn’t born or anything, juno just kinda made him by accident, and that’s why she hates him so much. so, one day beetlejuice just came into existence, a full 5ft 8inches of pure chaos.
this headcanon is a bit odd for me, because it changes depending on the story/plot i’m thinking about, so i’m now reintroducing the trans headcanons so i can explain how it would work.
he presented as female for a while before saying “fuck that” and coming out. he would’ve done it sooner, but seeing as he just started existing one day, it took a bit for him to realize that not wanting to be the gender he was born as just Wasn’t Normal. idk if the netherworld has hrt, but im basing my version of it more off the cartoon, in which people have like houses and lives, i’m assuming it exists, so he got hrt surgery n shit
on the other side, when this headcanon doesn’t apply, he was about 16 when he came out, his parents said Fuck That because he was growing up pretty far in the past (idk exact time period, but trans people were a big No No) and he ended up offing himself. he ends up altering his appearance or going through hrt/surgery in the netherworld.
- in a human au, because i just thought of thi, he’d come out at age 16 still, and juno, shitty parent she is, kicks him out. the deetzes take him in, with lydia being about 14ish, and the maitlands are their tenants who become the second set of parents. (lydia is trans in human au)
- continuing the trans hc, lydia and her parents suspected when she was about 9ish, and so after having it confirmed by multiple doctors and specialists, was put on blockers until she could start hrt at 16. it’s a very happy day when she turns 16 and beetlejuice definitely doesn’t cry
- beetlejuice has a phobia of water and that’s one reason why he doesn’t shower (the maitlands eventually help him deal with it enough to be able to shower/bathe occasionally, because he still does like his trashy look)
- bj does drag. lydia and delia help him with makeup and clothing.
- beej also worked as a male stripper for a time at dante’s inferno in the netherworld. he’s amazing at pole dancing, and he can walk like a pro in heels.
- also, because heels autocorrected to heelys st first, beej owns heelys and will zoom around the house in them. lydia eventually buys a pair for herself and they Go Crazy
i think that’ll end off this list for now, as it’s gotten pretty long. there’s a good chance i’ll make another one in the future, but for now, thats all folks!
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shirasade · 4 years
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So. Yeah. Ep 6 of WRU? killed me ded. Not sure how many of my brain cells are still functioning after that couch scene. *fans self*
But we’ll come back to this. Later. ;) This was definitely my favourite episode of the show so far. Not only because of all the Tutor x Fighter (which y’all know by now owns my fucking heart) but also everything else.
Saifah and Zon were the cutest, sweetest couple! No panicking, just long stares and smitten smiles - from both of them. Seriously, they’re so in love, it’s a miracle I didn’t get cavities. Saifah going “YESSS!!” on the phone with Zon, Zon not being afraid to demand things (like sleepovers *g*) because he just knows Saifah can’t say no to him. <3 That whole scene on the roof - of course it’d have been nice if they kissed, but I just love the way they are now, in that liminal space before the unavoidable happens.
It was interesting to get a glimpse of Fighter’s home life. We knew that he’s rich, but now we also know that his father is obviously not the loving sort. Ordering your son to date your girlfriend’s daughter for a business deal? Yuck. But massive props to Fighter for not allowing himself to be railroaded and breaking things off with Hwa.
Hwa - for a while I was worried she’d turn into “obstacle girlfriend” when she seemed to obstinately refuse to accept the truth. I wish they’d given her relationship with Day a bit more space to develop. His feelings were clear, and we did get an inkling that she likes him, too, but to go from “Oh, I’m heartbroken, I need to get Fighter back!” to “Yes, I’ll be your girlfriend!”... I got whiplash, to put it mildly and will have to be sold on them as a couple. But at least this means she won’t stand between Fighter and Tutor (although her reaction will be interesting).
The whole thing with the cat was cute. I’m still not sure I understand Japan’s mixed reactions to Tanthai’s blatant flirtations, but this was the first time it felt as if he was mostly pleased and not mainly puzzled.
Baby Blue! I’m not sure if I’m setting myself up for disappointment, but I very much support his crush on Champ. I am not a fan of the way Dew treats him, and Champ is just a genuinely good guy. If they don’t end up together I’ll be sad. In short: Team Champ all the way! :)
Which brings us back to Tutor and Fighter who went through an entire rollercoaster. Oh boy. How many kisses and almost-kisses have they shared by now? And still Fighter refuses to admit out loud that he likes Tutor. It’s always one step forward, two steps back with our disaster!gay (bi?) Fighter. They didn’t sub the preview for next week, but it does seem as if Tutor will close the deal, so to speak. (Have I mentioned how much I love Tutor? Because I do, so much - he’s confident without being cocky, and vulnerable without being a pushover. And he looks like Saint Suppapong, so there’s that. *g*)
The scene where Tutor, in the great tradition of every Asian drama ever, uses food as a love language was just wonderful. Fighter was completely disarmed, all his defenses down. When he kissed Tutor’s hand... My heart!
We all knew that Saint and Zee have incredibly chemistry, but I must say, that scene on the couch? Blew me away. Finally a couple where both give and take, for that alone they deserve an award. Obviously their bodies already know how to talk to one another - now, if only they could do the same with words, they’ll be unstoppable as a couple.
So Tutor met Fighter’s dad (who I assume will be a major obstacle for them) and next week Fighter will meet Tutor’s mom - and hopefully we’ll get a nice coming-out scene for Tutor. I’d really love another supportive parent in a Thai BL! Also, more info on Tutor’s family background.
And now excuse me, I need to rewatch the couch scene some more. ;)
(Btw, if you were as annoyed by the mistimed subs for part 1 as I was, I downloaded the video with copyvid and the subs with downsub and then set the subs to ca. -9 seconds after the opening credits in VLC. But I assume they’ll fix them eventually, as they did last week.)
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hiraethstill · 5 years
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THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (7/16 and 7/23)
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!
7/16 LIVEBLOG:
IMMEDIATE assault by eijun's handsome face
and his DETERMINATION
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every time the OP comes on im like where are the babies? THERE THEY ARE @ firsties
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the way i GASPED
THIS IS HOW WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EIJUN I TELL YOU
haha poor audience member doesnt know sawamura is mostly good at swinging from the bunt stance
eijun... you have every right to be frustrated
ugh... the way he looks when he was a doormat to the ace... i feel this too much my chest hurts
"if i had pitched like furuya did today i wouldve been subbed out" TOO TRUE AND OUCH
HE HITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
THE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGENDDD
AND JUST LOOK AT ASADA AND KUKI'S F A C E S
DOUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao did eijun learn to run bases from mochi? now i want this
uhhh the announcer was wrong? the STANDS were all cheering and happy, it was mostly the dugout that was surprised
bc this is level of trust he gets from first string sigh
sorry all my frustration is here
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HAHA OKAY BUT why does this look gayalso sawamura's little "na!" with the pew pew is so cute wtf
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his lil cheeky face in the corner im hashjdlkdgj
haruichi and toujou in that shot look like they'd been helping him practice batting and it paid off 
hslkhg eijun and his "hips!" i cant
KANEMARUUUUUUUUU
HELL YEAH TAKUMI NICE SHOULDER
nice eijun is safe
haha i never know who to root for bc i love all the bois
okay but
has anyone ever talked about how cool amahisa's eyes are???
i mean
look at this
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so cool
yoooo wtf amahisa's voice in this part is really appealing??? damnn
so... kanemaru's a capable batter even if he's not top tier, why you gotta keep making him bunt
oh well, i like that face you're making kanemaru
noooooooooooo
it's okay kanemaru you did your best
cmon mochi bring him home!!!!!!!!!!
EIJUN ENOUGH WITH THE HIPS LMAO
yeah thats right mochi + other batters, give him the run support he deserves
AMAHISA THE DISASTER BI IM
"did he shave his eyebrows? he looks like a strong fighter" are you just checking him out
you'd want him to do those jump kicks amahisa
moon-face?????
omg i feel the tinglings... of a rarepair... amakura.....................
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what was i saying about his EYES??
come the fuck ON dont leave eijun stranded on second!!!!!!
H
HHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MY BOISSSSSSSSSSS
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SHOW ME YOUR FACEEE
(and u rite yall amahisa is yabai)
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THERE BE YOUR FACEEEE
IM SO EMOTIONAL
AND HIS VOICE
FUCKLE
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AND HIMSTDVEEE
whoaaa that slowmo pitching sequence!
HARUCCHIII
oh hello eijun upping the tempo and looking great doing it
wow this super HD sparkle miyuki
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EIJUN IS BEAUTIFULLLL and lowkey this looks like the OP
ASADA AND KUKI MY SONS I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CUTTER KAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I ALSO LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HLKDHFS AURA
okay sun we gettin a lil cap happy
another pretty eijun shottttt
WHOA 3D BALL
3D SLOWMO BALL
N* H* TT * R
i feel like i jinxed him sorry eijun
also i LOVE when the stands yell OSH OSH OSH back
wow toujou's voice was. so cute??
noriiiii i love you so much and thank you
furuya silently reflecting huh?
YO WTF IN THE MANGA NORI'S CAP COVERS FURUYA'S NUMBER WTF ANIMATORS ITS ICONIC
awww theyre all patting him i wanna pat eijun too
NORIIIIII YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS
kanemaru's eyes are gray??
kousei-san.......... mayhaps i have.......... Feelings about this
"gureato" man tahara is great
HLJSKDFHKGSFJGKFHDGLDF BLONDE AMAHISA
THIS IS JUST FUELING MY AMAKURA LMAOOO
WHY IS BLONDE HAIR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL A RUNNING JOKE IN ANIME
kuramochi, amahisa, hyuuga from knb, alla dem yankees
oh my god is that suddenly shaved head amahisa still in first year he's so smol
wow kousei is so eccentric haha i love it
YESSS BRINGING BACK MANAKA-BOY
omg yakushi cameo!!
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wow this is so pleasant to look at and idk why??
his eyeeesss
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and this too omgg
I SEE NISHINO
omgggg are they who i think they are
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YES THEY AREANIMATORS REALLY BE FEEDING ME TODAY
sorry mimei that was too much tension in a single glance not to be homoerotic
go shirasu-senpai!
wellll shit, rip zono and rip seidou
142 pitches???????? are they throwing out amahisa's arm imma fight
YO OKAY BUT DOES THIS MEAN INAJITSU VS ICHIDAI
"that wouldnt be any fun" uh you do realize you're talking about a person's physical health right audience member???
the. ace. is. not. the. only. player.
its okay this is the peanut gallery they dont matter in the long run
omg are the first years wearing their school uniform slacks
AWWWW TAKU OFFERED TO CARRY SAWAMURA'S BAG
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taku always worried about everyone and sawamura looking rather nice actually
HLJSKFDHGD AMAHISA'S FACE LIGHTING UP AT EIJUN
omg was that a little bow eijun made at amahisa before moving on?
"something i want to ask you" are you boutta ask him out amahisa
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im sorry i love eyes too much
and also! eijun getting the recognition he deserves!! buuuut from another team rip
cmon eijun he's trying to be nice tbh
lmao koushuu and shirakawa should meet... resting bitch face club 
"i've never seen kousei-san take interest in another pitcher" THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO UNPACK IN THIS STATEMENT
LMAO HE DID HE DID ASK FOR HIS LINE
my sonsssss
yes asada and kuki, be free! go move around!
asdkfh i just squee every time taku
and these lines on koushuu look so nice??
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intense son
scremmm
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he's so happy and fired up to see koushuu fired up im
wholeass Sons™
lmao koushuu getting mad for sawamura
my inexperience... yes kataoka
teito and inajitsu coaches lmao
500K rivals to fwb to lovers
ive always thought kunitomo's neck crack is so funny
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UHHHHH CARLOSHIRA REALLY TOYING WITH MY HEART HERE
THIS IS NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
mochi looking mighty fine in this shot
aw... ejun sitting alone....
just wanna say oda and kuroki very lesbian in the ED
preview
ooh mei batting
sawamura and furuya watching so intently!!
INUI KENGOOOOOO
aw... eijun turning to harucchi for support
oh man third years...
SUMMARY (7/16):
eijun DOUBLES!! 
rip seidou tho 
amahisa's eyes??? pretty??? 
ATTACC BY INAJITSU CAMEO 
taku offering to carry eijun's bag + serious senpai face 
careful amahisa your gay is showing 
koushuu mad on eijun's behalf lmao
inajitsu vs teito next!
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7/23 LIVEBLOG:
ah yes, that tension-filled mimei look
CAN THEY STOP TESTING ME WITH CARLOSHIRA SCREENS
ooh this parallel of mei and mukai #1s
why does mei look so young at bat lmao
rather nice shot of mukai tbh
omg that tiny background akamatsu is adorable
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WOW i love this shot
hell yeah mei kicking ass and taking names
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boi... what you doin
KANETOU RIGHTS
kuraharu rights too!!
wow mochi's voice, never over it
BOI ARE THEY JUST SHOWING SHIPS LOOK AT MINORI
lookit mochi bein a good senpai
ooh eijun finally said no huh
mochi and harucchi look so concerned tbh i am too
mm and miyuki and furuya too huh
WHAT IS THIS BLEP STAHP
oowada always cracks me up lmao
esp when mine is so grave next to her
oh so mukai likes gambling? im not surprised lmaooo
INUI-SANNN I LOVE YOUUU
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THE BOIIII
HE
H E
H I M S T
omg the way tetsu says carlos sounds all proud and im soft
PRETTY BOIS DOIN J O B S
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GETTIN THAT BREAD
omg two RBIs too good job shirakawa!!!
omg im so glad mei encouraged itsuki
have i ever mentioned
inui x mukai RIGHTS
ESP THIS SEQUENCE OF MUKAI (AND INUI) PRACTICING
BOIIII
that toujou face... some toujou and mukai art i saw comes to mind
DAMN THE IMAGE WHEN INUI HITS IM WOW
also is carlos actually wearing his compression undershirt holy wow
he didnt used to at least
ANYWAY INUI DINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HELL YAHHH
omg was that a little tiger next to inui SO CUTE
oh my god "mei-san mei-san" too cute
LMAO TOO LONG
MEI I SWEAR
yoo mei you okay there
SLOW MO BALL
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okay why does he look so good please
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OKAY WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD PLEASE
do you know how many times i had to rewind for this screenshot
shirakawa also looks good frustrated fuckle
mei stop shakin off signs dammit
ooh nice akamatsu shot
seidou shares one (1) brain cell in this screen
much too short a game damn...
ive heard we were robbed of itsuki's blush??? cause hello i need catcher catcher goodness with him and inui
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omg... they're literal children
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SSLKDFHLSKDHGSSTOPPPPPPPPP
IM WEAK OKAY
I KNOW IT
I ACCEPT IT
HOW DAREMSTDVE
AND HIS V O I C E
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hahaha anyway im just laughing at carlos being a momentary harada
"mei-san" !!!
mei x mukai... so chaotic
wow amahisa looks so nice???
lmao they really didnt HAVE to put harucchi in the bg when miyuki's talking to furuya but they DID
miyuki... looking at mei too long not to be homo there
eijun :c
oh man
that really hurt
the face of a SON tho
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"so you are human after all" so many things i want to say about this
sawamura... doesn't seem to hold a grudge against furuya at all and honestly wow...
tho its def not furuya's fault i think thats a mark of him being pretty mature!
anyway im glad furuya wants to watch the video too
also nabe!!!!! i wonder how close eijun and nabe are and how many times eijun has bothered him for the videos haha
ochiai, a backup catcher... interesting
"he must overcome this on his own" do you know how many problems there are with this statement
yeah it wasnt fair
"for better or for worse" are you kidding
oh furusawa lmaoo
and nabe just patient over there
oh hello masayui and kanetou
anime fist clench
koushuu!!!
oh man miyuki introspection......... i know where this is going.........
appreciating sawamura's hard work and optimism!!!!!
HE IS READY DAMMIT
how many more times does he have to prove it to you
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loveLY but also reused?
WOW IM EMOTIONAL ALL THESE MEMORIES...
ALSO THIS IS PRETTY DAMN GAY...
and the shadow of miyuki in the background... WOW
three months............. until the third years retire...........................................
im not okA Y............................
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all the things this smile hides
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BOI YOU ALREADY PITCH THAT WELL
wow too many sons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BABY TAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AND BABY KOUSHUU
END CARD WITH MANAGERS AAA CUTE
SUMMARY (7/26):
mei kicking ass and taking names 
mukai and his fooken BLEP 
PRETTY INAJITSU BOIS DOIN JOBS 
INUI DINGERRR 
inui/mukai rights 
mei + mukai actual CHILDREN 
carloshira stop attaccing sun challenge f a iled 
eijun @ harucchi :c 
three months... 
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! 
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