#that's the catherine hardwick effect babey

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Twilight Films and Books rated favourite to least favourite and one reason only for each decision, go!

Books:

1: Twilight. Its all about that classique romance babey!!! Plus its the only one I can read over and over again.

2: New Moon. Bella’s trauma I relate to so gd much and also we get wonderful Jake content but at a cost (the cost is racism).

3: Breaking Dawn. I refuse to acknowledge any of the bullshit that is the part from Jacob’s POV

4: Eclipse. I’m sorry but everyone except Bella, Rosalie, and Esme drive me fucking nuts.

Movies:

1: Twilight. That Catherine Hardwick effect babey!!!! It’s just *chef’s kiss* HITS RIGHT

2: Breaking Dawn prt 2. Vampire Bella, that’s it.

3: Eclipse: SOLELY FOR THE SCENE OF ROSALIE BURSTING IN IN HER WEDDING DRESS TO KILL ROYCE AND THATS ON I’M GAY

4: Breaking Dawn prt 1: the first hour or so until Bella’s pregnancy is gorgeous and I could watch on LOOP!!!

5: New Moon. The directer, whoever it is, I wanna fucking Talk. What did you do. What the FUCK did you do to this movie. Catch these hands my good bitch.

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