#thats what she said

[querro]

my favourite part of the decked out guests stream was the two-way "thats what she said" bit. and i havent seen anyone talking about it

#decked out #decked out 2 #hermitcraft #inthelittlewood #goodtimeswithscar #rendog #skizzleman #impulsesv #jimmy solidarity #ethoslab #tangotek #thats what she said #this bit only worked because the range of the goat horn is way bigger than their voices in proximity mod #and timmy reached level 2 on time #i dont know how far down they can hear that in decked out but i assume you cant hear it in 2nd floor of level 3 #and also the coincidence of the context of both conversations at that moment #its so good

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who is this "she," and why does she say so many innuendo?

Why does everyone seem to know exactly what she's said?

"She" refers not to a specific person, but to the pronoun Herself.

Pronouns, as well all know, were designed in Victorian times to enforce a gender binary, which Queen Victoria felt was necessary to make England more boring. Prior to Their invention, gender was a free-for-all chaos of self-discovery and self-respect. This was antithetical to the religious and colonial culture of the time, so Victoria declared that there could be only two genders, which could use only two pronouns, He/Him and She/Her.

He got off to a good start. He was favored by much of England's elite, and most of Him was taken up greedily by the rich. Thus, the patriarchy was born. She on the other hand, despite Victoria's own preference for Her, was marginalized to a growing degree across the island.

She was quite vocal about this problem, but being in power, He didn't really care. She complained, and campaigned, and worked hard to find some state of equality, but Her words fell on deaf ears. He knew She had spoken but knew not what She said. So if anything unknown was uttered, it was just assumed that She said it.

Now, cultures have shifted just far enough for a few people to see past the idiotic machinations of the misogynistic, puritanical, colonial past and realize that She didn't say all She was claimed to have, but that both She, He, They, Ze, and infinite other newly possible and long forgotten pronouns have said such things.

The most popular phrase attributed to She/Her was of course, "It's so big," and that has recently been revealed not to be an authentic quote from Her, but rather God Hymnself upon finally completing and seeing the world that Elohi created.

#pronouns #thats what she said #history #unreality #pronouns and blue hair and the divine will

[bashfoal]

i'm sure riker gets that a lot

#data soong #star trek the next generation #data star trek #star trek tng #brent spiner #twss #thats what she said #my screenshots #my screencaps #my screenies #my screengrabs

[freed-justine-my-wife]

Thunder legion hcs but some of them get weirdly specific bc i think abt them too much

(Part 1??)

- Originally Bickslow and Freed lived together as roommates, Evergreen lived in fairy hills and Laxus had his own penthouse. When Fairy Tail disbanded they began living together while they were in Blue Pegasus as it was just easier, and they never stopped (im running off the hc that theyre all living together for most of these)

- Freed is the cook of the raijin tribe, they used to have a cooking rotor but it slowly became just Freed cooking every night

- Evergreen CAN cook basic meals but hates doing it so just, wont. Back when there was a schedule she asked Freed to do it instead and he usually agreed because he enjoys cooking

- Bickslow also can cook, but likes to experiment quite heavily and will not be convinced to make a normal meal. Got banned from cooking after he served shrimp pasta with ice cream

- Laxus can cook you a damn good grilled cheese, but thats it. Only cooks when people are feeling like grilled cheese

- Bickslow is a painter, not-quite Reedus level but still good, they like to paint from the imagination more than from reference which ends in very interesting (and only mildly disturbing) pieces

- Evergreen likes to garden, its something she started when she was young because her mother told her fairies like to care for nature. Their apartment is filled with various plants that she keeps and cares for, and while she could use magic to help them grow she prefers doing it by hand

- Freed enjoys playing a lot of musical instruments, hes best at violin and has been playing since quite young along with piano, but can also play gutair and bass as of more recently. Also has a collection of books in the apartment, originally all stored in his room before he ran out of space

- They have a schedule of getting up at about 7am at the latest most days, its not heavily enforced day to day but they stick to it on missions, if not getting up even earlier depending on the job

- Off-mission though? Nobody is actually getting up at 7am. Bickslow doesnt have a set time to wake but tends to actually be an early riser, he enjoys the mornings so he usually gets up a bit before 7, occasionally to do some painting or stretch ect

- Freed wakes up at 6am sharp and gets straight out of bed, no yawning or stretching or anything just stands up and walks away

- he is also the one attempting to enforce the 7am rule (sorry king) but bickslow usually joins in if only to annoy people

- Evergreen prefers to sleep in a bit more where possible, usually till half 8 or 9 if she can get away with it, then spends way to long in the bathroom doing her hair, makeup, and picking an outfit

- Laxus normally gets up at 10 and is impossible to wake before that, youd have to kick him awake and hes still grumpy afterwards

- Freed is French (I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL) and comes from a military background, specifically a noble house that specialised in military trading and training in France (i have an entire backstory mapped out for this freak if anyones interested drop me an ask)

- Bickslow grew up in the circus, hes always been naturally flexible but its where he honed that ability as well as learning some acrobatics, however it burned down when he was a teenager and the puppets (“babies”) he keeps around are the result of friends who died in that fire

- Evergreen is Scottish and grew up mostly raised by a single mother, her father was around for a few years but was generally a horrible man, a drinker and abuser who eventually left her mother alone. She also has a brother a few years younger than her who she helped to raise and is still close to

- Freed is the tactician of the thunder legion, comes along with being a leader but hes usually the one coming up with the plans

- Speaking of, hes someone who prefers to have a plan before a fight where possible, particularly as his magic is one where its difficult to construct quickly, especially if he wants a high powered jutsu shiki. So while he can think quickly on his feet hed rather have a plan mapped out

- Evergreen is the one who’s best at thinking quickly, if they end up in a situation where a snap decision needs to be made shes confident enough to make it and order her teammates around without second guessing herself

- They also all understand the importance of teamwork and its the main reason they’re so effective (as seen in the battle of fairy tail) their close bond allows them to work extremely well together, even if they tend to argue sometimes

- When Bickslow dislikes someone they have a habit of showing it on his face, usually by pulling a disgusted expression

- Ever does this too in a more subtle way, usually exchanging a glance with one of the thunder legion if shes not liking what somebodies saying. She WILL be gossiping about it later

- If Freeds not interested in a conversation he just silently walks away when youre not looking, people have gone 10 minutes before noticing hes left before

- Laxus just leaves mid-sentence though, doesn’t even think about it just walks away

- None of them can drive anywhere for various reasons, Laxus obviously gets extremely motion sick so is out for the count right off the bat

- Bickslow was banned due to being deemed “a danger to himself and others” after he got too many speeding tickets and crashed the car into a postbox

- Evergreen literally applies makeup while driving, shes blasting the radio while doing lipstick without looking at the road and its terrifying

- Freed is who people THINK would be the most responsible driver, and while he’ll get you to your destination safely, he also has a bad habit of ignoring the speed limit and accidentally running red lights. Unlike Bickslow however hes somehow managed to avoid getting any tickets

#fairy tail #fairy tail headcanons #fairy tail freed #freed justine #fairy tail evergreen #evergreen #fairy tail bickslow #bickslow #fairy tail laxus #laxus dreyar #thunder legion #raijinshuu #raijin tribe #thunder legion hcs #long post #why was this so long hello? #thats what she said #i literally have so many more of these boo i feel so cringe #did i proof-read this? no. its 5am and i havent slept just pretend this ones a banger guys

[nahimjustfeelingit-writes]

He plays entirely too much 😭😭😭

#michael b jordan #michaelbaejordan #tiktok #funnyshit #thats what she said #ugh 😩😩😩

[fangirl698]

Art dump time!! (^o^)／~~

#aqua teen hunger force #athf #aqua teen #master shake #frylock #meatwad #fanart #the sillies #this is a big one #thats what she said #no shut up

[onlyhoons]

HARD DOM!HANBIN

# : smut, hard thoughts, daddy hanbin, fem! reader, req by anon ^-^

warnings : none ? MDNI.

☆ : i spent way too much time looking for a cute layout lmaoo

[ member ; sung hanbin from zb1 ! ]

hard thoughts (only) <3

[ ♡ ] degrading.. x1000

[ ♡ ] really rough makeout sessions before he fucks the FUCK out of you.

[ ♡ ] obsessed with missionary

[ ♡ ] harshly holds your chin up as he rams into you.

[ ♡ ] god imagine his tattoos HIS TATTOOS

[ ♡ ] like taerae, hes not like this often. unless you somehow trigger him into showing this side of him.

[ ♡ ] hes either mad horny, teasingly horny, or just really horny

[ ♡ ] somehow praises you and degrades you at the same time??? he cant make up his mind

[ ♡ ] he just loses control and just does anything without warning ( if ur into that )

[ ♡ ] he loves fucking you with you in the air too, idk i can just clearly imagine him pacing through your hole while your up against the wall 🫠

[ ♡ ] "you've been so, so bad, hm?" × "want it so bad huh, beg." - "milk my cock you little slut" × "fuck i need you so bad." × "eyes are up here, babe".

end. [ written by © onlyhoons ]

#finished faster than i thought i would #thats what she said #z and ; smut #z and ; zb1 #zb1 smut #zb1 x reader #sung hanbin smut #hanbin smut #hanbin x reader #sung hanbin x reader #zerobaseone #jebiwon

[nofuckingbody]

and its cool baby with me

#stop sophia #so pretty #one of the prettiest ones ive ever seen #THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[vemberposting]

wanna be sitting in bed with a cute boy right now

we’re just friends, but maybe we’re both laying down on our phones next to each other because it’s just more comfortable

listening to music together when he turns to me

i think i have to tell you something.

i put my phone down and look at him, expectantly. he looks down at his hands and i hear his breath, shakier than usual.

so i’ve been thinking for a really long time, and trying to figure out how i feel, and what i want, and what’s the right thing to do and everything…

he glances up at me but quickly averts his eyes

but i… i think i’d rather just tell you and see what happens.

there’s a long pause as he works up the nerve to look at me.

i think i like you. like, a lot. and even just being this close to you i feel like i’m about to explode, because, well, i don’t know, i’ve sort of wanted to kiss you for as long as i can remember and i- fucking hell, i can’t even think straight when you look at me like that and… yeah. i like you.

i stay silent and raise my eyebrows just a little bit, maintaining eye contact, knowing that he’ll fill the silence himself.

and i really want to kiss you.

his jaw falls slack a bit as i finally respond.

so do it.

he leans closer to me, bit by bit, clearly nervous, until i have to lean in myself, gently kissing his warm lips as he gasps a little bit. i place a hand on his jaw as i adjust and reposition myself a bit to not strain my neck as much.

seemingly involuntarily, he leans into my hand as he deepens the kiss, and i feel him reach up and hold onto my wrist, like if he lets go, i’ll float away and he’ll never see me again.

i use my thumb to gently caress his cheekbone and he sighs under his breath, as i take the opportunity to gently slip his lower lip into my mouth as his jaw goes slack and i can feel his brain melting out of his lips

i disconnect the kiss and shift so i’m over him, taking a moment to admire him beneath me. his pretty eyes dazed and awestruck, until he fully processes that i’ve stopped kissing him

he juts his chin out and pouts slightly, letting out a noise between a whimper and a hum, begging me to keep kissing him

my heart absolutely melts and i lean over him and kiss his soft lips as he hums as a thank you

my other hand wanders to the hem of his shirt and i pull away to ask if i can feel him underneath it. he nods

his skin is soft and warm, and his happy trail is absolutely addictive to play with. he takes his shirt off as i sit, straddled above him. his shoulders hunch to his ears as he feels my eyes on him, taking him in. i lean down to place a sweet, tender kiss right at the middle of his breastbone, feeling him relax beneath my lips, and start moving up to his collarbone and neck to kiss

one hand holds his waist and the other is placed holding the side of his torso, between his underarm and his waist. i’m so gentle, as if i’ll break him if i’m not too careful. i hear him mutter something under his breath

i didn’t hear you, sweet one. try again for me- louder.

he blushes at the pet name, and stutters out

can i take your shirt off, too?

he hesitates

please?

i nod and his hands, less shaky than before, unbutton my shirt and slip it off my shoulders, my bra beneath as he looks at me, hands resting on my hips as he takes me in

one hand travels to the top of my back, gently tugging me back down to him as he kisses the space between my shoulder and my neck, before he moves under my ear and i moan in spite of myself

his grip on my hip tightens at the sound and he kneads the fat gently beneath his fingers as i become acutely aware of his warmth just beneath mine, and i lightly grind down just once, testing the waters

he lets out a surprised cry and, embarrassed, hides his face in my neck as i chuckle at him

don’t worry, lover, i want to hear how you like it

as he whines in response i continue grinding down on him and one of his hands moves to my waistband, tugging uselessly at the button as i sit up once more, the movement against him making him buck up into me

aww, sweet boy, is there something you want? want me to take off my pants?

he whines and nods desperately as i slowly unbutton and unzip my jeans, pausing

well, can i take off yours, too? it’s only fair?

he bucks up into me again

ah, use your words. i know you can.

yes… please.

good boy.

his eyes close at the praise as i slide my jeans off myself, and as he hears them hit the floor his eyes open wide to look at my and i watch his eyebrows raise

something you want to say?

he swallows thickly

you. um. you’re so- fuck, you’re so pretty.

he stammers.

can i call you that?? pretty?

only if i can call you that as well, pretty boy.

he smiles bashfully as i take his pants off, revealing the wet patch on his boxers

what’s this?

he blushes even more as he hides his face in his hands

i run my hands up and down his thighs and wait for him to look at me

now, what do you want? what do you want me to do for you? use your words, now.

his head falls back and he avoids my gaze

can you please keep doing what you were doing? just… grinding your hips down on mine.

oh, sweet thing, i think we were grinding more than our hips together.

he squirms underneath me, embarrassed, as i grind slowly down on him and he groans loudly before hiding his face in his hands again

what, darling, are you ashamed to be with me?

his eyes widen as he shakes his head

then don’t hide like that. there’s no one here to see you but me, and lord knows i want to see every expression your pretty face makes as i make you come through your boxers onto my clothed cunt, yeah?

he bucks up again at the thought, still hiding

don’t make me hold your hands to your sides.

his hands fall and i can tell he’s not sure what to do with them until i move them to rest on my thighs as i pick up the pace slightly and grind down harder as he groans beneath me

there you are. good boy.

the praise goes straight to his dick as he uncontrollably bucks up into me and i hear his breath quicken and he mutters

wanna…hmng. wanna come for you

i lean forward and place my hands on his chest to get a better angle as he cries out

go on then. come for me. be a good boy for me and come.

his hips sputter and his eyes squeeze shut as he comes in his boxers, leaking out onto mine as he grips my thighs, coming down from his high and muttering thank yous

he looks up at me with those eyes as he pants before closing them and letting his hands fall limp at his sides. i lean down to kiss him and hold him close to me, taking the time to breathe him in before i get to go clean him up.

#it always gets so long when i least expect it to #THATS WHAT SHE SAID #nsft #trans nsft #ftm nsft #nb nsft #queer nsft #gay nsft #nsft mlm #vembertext #friends to lovers #t4t nsft #nsft long text #nsft long post #nsft imagine

[djmankiewics1996]

*boop*

why is it so lon no im not gonna write that down thats the not smart guy thing to write dont quote that

#homestar runner #ask #meatybunger #boop #thats what she said

[goryasart]

#detroit become meme #thats what she said #nines found old vines #he is terrifying #dbh fanart #detroid become human #reed900 #detroit rk900 #gavin reed

[so-am-smyme9540]

Nice name, dipshit

Undertale Yellow by AI had me dying at 2 AM last night (I LOST IT when it starting making everyone sing the Icarly theme song)

#it was only a matter of time until i made some kind of post abt UT Yellow #Tbh I lasted longer than I thought #thats what she said #undertale yellow #flowey fanart #flowey #flowey undertale yellow #fanart #my art

[ch3shireacat]

Today.

I had english.

We where talking about plot, and like, the conflict and stuff, and the teacher said that the conflict doesn't always have to be in the middle of the text. Like, yes, the story plot, but not the writing. It can be, like, 80% introduction, 5% conflict, 15% resoloution or smth.

And my friend was like,

'Oh, I'd hate to read a book that is 80% tiny problems and introductions.'

30 seconds later, she's like, 'oh, shit, no, i just described KotLC. Fuck.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#KOTLC #kotlc #friends #idiots #english #incorrect quotes #thats what she said

[spriteisnotasoda]

she has spoken

#pspspsps #thats what she said #cats #caturday #cute animals #my cat #cat #cat memes #cute cats #catlover #my cat is cute #funny cats #cute #cute memes #memes #tabby #meme #wholesome #funny #wholesome memes #comedy #cute meme

[phildunphysuperstan]

i know i’m an independent woman and all but i would love a boyfriend solely for back scratching purposes right now.

#although a good stick would also suffice #thats what she said