#the argo ii

[repairgirl]

i thought this was really cute until i remembered jason grace is fucking dead and percy is not reminiscing he is grieving

#im in tears #this book feels like closure to my childhood #it’s changing my life #percy jackson you will always be loved #lena speaks #chalice of the gods #the prophecy of 7 #jason grace #percy jackson #the argo II #percy jackson and the chalice of the gods

[localburntoutkid]

Percy Jackson being unhinged

Guys, all the trios from PJO to HoO were all js kids/teens taking the world on their shoulders, have their lives in mortal danger on a daily basis, and have experienced significant amounts of trauma, they're all surprisingly chill.

Percy: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Frank: …This just says “I can do what I want”.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Leo: I choose to waive that right! Leo: screaming

Jason to Annabeth: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just… Leo: Cockroach ankles! Jason: Ye- uh, what?

Annabeth: watching the squad's shenanigans with concern Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Piper: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. Percy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Annabeth: This is a judgement free zone. Pulls out a knife the size of her forearm Annabeth: And I mean it.

Nico: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? Nico: A stab wound.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #jason grace #frank zhang #heroes of olympus #the argo II

[argoii-official]

For Leo. Who do you think you could take on in a fight and win from one of the seven?

#pjo #argoii-official #leo valdez #the seven #the argo ii #hoo series #heroes of olympus #ask #leo responds

[pleasejustletpercyrest]

I have this very intense and specific headcanon that Leo talks really slowly instead of super fast, like he’s portrayed and generally thought to speak like. I think he doesn’t have a lot of experience talking to people, and his mind runs like x10 faster than his mouth so he speaks with so many pauses and a lot of ‘um’s and ‘like’s. It’s equally as incomprehensible, but also leaves the comedic room for people to not only wonder if he’s insane from the content of his words but also if he’s just extremely high. Like, he takes five minute pauses in between thoughts and scares the shit out of Percy, who just wanted to know how the pipes worked in case he wanted to water bend during an on deck fight.

Leo, working on a blueprint: but it’s like….

Percy:

Leo:

Percy:

Leo:

Percy, assuming he’s done talking, turning away:

Leo: um yeah like the interior stability—

Percy: what the fuck

He also forgets half the things he’s saying and remembers hours later and starts the conversation again, completely unprompted to the point that if he doesn’t get to it in the moment, the seven individually just sorta hang around him after an extended period of time to see if he’s going to finish what he was saying from the reminder that is seeing their face. The ADHD in him really shines in mid-fight conversation, especially when he’s seeing some of them for the first time that day during an attack.

Leo, randomly during an attack: HEY HAZEL!

Hazel, fending off a monster, worried he needs cover: WHAT?!??

Leo: MY FAVORITE CAKE FLAVOR IS FUNFETTI!!

Hazel, not knowing what the fuck that is: WHAT????

Anyways, I think the seven should’ve had more friendship qualities after living and fighting together, and I think they’d all form some sort of internal translator to understand the bullshit that comes out of Leo’s mouth. Thank you for coming to my Teddy Talky.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #memes #pjo #hazel levesque #the seven pjo #the argo ii #i just think its funny #leo has adhd #leo is trying is best #pjo headcanon #just my headcanons #let the seven be friends!!! #i also think that Leo would talk in random spurts of like max five words if he’s really focused #so all of the seven just have to patiently wait while he gets his brain unscrambled from focus mode #he understands machines better not because he’s a son of Hephaestus but because they don’t use full sentences when he’s wiring them #he can just look at their internal mechanics instead of trying to filter comprehension from actual words #kay’s headcanons

[imtheboot]

*The the 7(+Nico and Hedge) having dinner together on the Argo ii*

Piper: Percy, can you pass the salt?

Percy: *Throws Nico across the table*

#the seven pjo #hazel levesque #daughter of pluto #the argo ii #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson incorrect quotes #nico di angelo #son of hades #son of poseidon

[stanning-reyna]

How the seven greet their friends

Percy- either The Nod, an affectionate nickname, or a glare if he’s tired

Annabeth- says “hey” mid sentence then continues her chain of thought

Piper- immediately drags them into her conversation

Jason- standard “hey” and addresses them by name

Leo- doesn’t notice them till he runs into them and they calls them some nickname

Frank- a full tooth smile and a hey or a nod

Hazel- looks them in the eye with a slight smile and hello

#i’m bringing it back #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo #hoo fandom #pjo fandom #hoo series #pjo series #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #hazel levesque #frank zhang #piper mclean #jason grace #leo valdez #the argo ii

[martianbugsbunny]

one of the best parts about writing fanfiction is saying "my fic my rules." the Avengers didn't live in the tower together as a little family? well I think it would be fun and my fic my rules. the crew of the Argo 2 didn't have group sleepovers on the deck to watch the stars on their way to certain doom? well they deserve to have a little chillax and my fic my rules. the Doctor doesn't sleep in a bed? well I think it would be neat for them and my fic my rules. the Fulcrum agents didn't meet in canon? well I think they would be besties and my fic my rules. it just makes the whole thing so much more fun

#I mean I like playing within the universe as much as the next guy #but cringe is dead and I'm dancing on its grave #if I want my guys to be happy and soft for a while and be a little cheesy about it I will #my fic my rules #fic #fic writing #avengers #doctor who #star wars #pjo #the argo II

[that-fantasy-nerd]

Imagine Leo is busy building something and enlists the help of Jason. So he's kinda just doing his thing - wiggling his butt while he fixes away - then he hands Jason his hammer just as Percy's causally strolling onto the deck. The he just freezes and everyone goes silent wondering what's wrong until Percy whispers "THOR".

So then Jason thrusts the hammer into the sky and summons a bolt of lightning and Percy summons a bunch of water into a shield and Leo stands sassily while holding his drill like a weapon and they all just kinda stand there in a circle holding their poses until Piper walks into the deck then slowly turns and walks back down the stairs without a word.

#leo valdez #percy jackson #jason grace #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #zues #posideon #hephaestus #aphrodite #the argo ii

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Wait…You’re breaking up with me?

Piper: Try to understand Jason. You’re a man, I’m a woman.

Piper: We’re just too different.

#pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo toa #trials of apollo #jason grace #piper mclean #incorrect trials of apollo quotes #incorrect jiper quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect toa quotes #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo stuff #pjo boys #argo 2 crew #the argo ii #jiper #demidorks #piper and jason #poor jason #futurama #disaster duo #chaotic dumbasses #jiper is a lie #the burning maze #the seven demigods #Jason deserved better #pjo things

[mothmoira]

annabeth's casting means that every girl on the Argo II is poc, we stan <33333

#annabeth chase #leah jeffries #percy jackson #pjo disney+ #percabeth #pjo #hoo #the argo ii

[apolloravenclawsblog]

Jason: so you're telling me that Will occasionally provokes Nico ... on purpose?

Hazel: yeah he says he enjoys the thrill of being an endangered species

#percy jackson #percy pjo #pjo fandom #pjo funny #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo stuff #pjoverse #incorrect hoo quotes #pjo and hoo #heros of olympus #jason grace #hazel levesque #the seven #the argo ii

[escapinghades]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO VALDEZ

#leo valdez #Heroes of Olympus #percy jackson #the seven #the argo ii #hoo #pjo #Happy Birthday #happy birthday leo #happy birthday leo valdez #riordanverse

[shetheyshenanigans]

I have a confession to make. I read the Heroes of Olympus when I was like, ten, and I didn’t realise that the Argo II was in fact, the Argo 2, because the Roman Numerals didn’t have the tops and bottoms they usually do, so ever since I read the books I think of it as the Argo Eleven. Always have, always will, I’m in too deep to change it now

#the heroes of olympus #the argo ii

[pleasejustletpercyrest]

The Seven Vs. D&D

Back on the Seven being actual friends and hanging out with each other in between life threatening adventures: they would play Dunegons & Dragons.

Once again, my lovely roommate (@gargoyl3city) and I were having a stupid conversation about how Percy Jackson would be tiktok famous and also would in fact be That FriendTM in the group chat of kids he goes to high school with. (That’s an entirely different conversation and just lmk if you want a post about that one, but I digress). In the middle of all of this, we were talking about how sometime during their journey on the Argo II, they definitely would’ve gotten into D&D.

It was funny to think about what all of them would pick as classes, and how Percy would absolutely dump stat his character as -1 Intelligence and then like +5 Charisma. I think Hazel would be really confused at the rules, but would end up being the one most invested in role play, besides Annabeth, of course. Annabeth—we couldn’t decide if she would be a Wizard (for obvious reasons), or if she would choose violence and be a Barbarian or Paladin main. I also see Jason as a strong Paladin, and he would try to take his character a little too seriously, and Percy would try to start fights with him endlessly, so much that the DM would have him roll disadvantage every time he asked to “roll to hit Jason in his neutral good ass face”.

Speaking of Dungeon Master’s, I thought initially that Frank would be the DM, the only one who isn’t riddled with ADHD and would have the attention span for session plans, but no, my roommate argued, Leo would be the Game Master. Yes, I was absolutely blind for not considering this first. And yes, Leo is the only option as a DM when you really think about it.

He would be an absolute menace as a DM. He would roll up every session with no plan, a single sheet of paper in front of him, half a bottle of Gatorade, and a desire to ruin everyone’s lives. Leo would start each session by asking everyone if they remembered what happened last session, not because he is planning on giving a recap, but because he does not remember what happened. Despite his disorganization, he would pull battle plans out of his ass, traumatize every character, and whip out super specific character arcs that would leave half of the party in tears by the end of his monologue.

Also, because of how much of a gremlin he is, Annabeth, the most curious of the players, would consistently try to look at Leo’s session plan. Of course, it must be written on that one sheet of paper he brings with him every session. It’s the same sheet of paper, a little crumbled and stained with chip crumbs, but it must hold secrets to the entire Universe for Leo to be able to come up with such heart wrenching plot lines.

It would go something like:

Annabeth: what do you possibly have written down on that paper, Leo????

Leo, who has a single sheet of paper in front of him that says ‘fuck bitches, get money’ with a shitty drawing of Percy on it: uhh

Leo, flipping the paper over: sorry, DM secrets

I fully believe that if Nico played he would be a Rogue main, and he would have the worst luck when rolling, so his Tough Guy Rogue Act would immediately be foiled by a Nat 1 on stealth. Also, Frank would be a Druid.

Thank you so much for coming, once again, to my Ted Talk.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #memes #jason grace #piper mclean #annabeth pjo #annabeth chase #frank zhang #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd memes #adhd #the argo ii #percy and annabeth #leo has adhd #leo is trying his best #leo as the DM #annabeth would eventually see Leo’s session plan paper #and would simultaneously be impressed #and also she would have a meltdown that it literally just says #fuck bitches get money #also the fact that he has just been looking at a dumb drawing of her boyfriend the whole time #I like to think that Leo would look at his own shit drawing of Percy and immediately become fueled with chaotic energy #which he would then use for evil of course #I love them #kay’s headcanons

[milomilesmib]

(First meal the seven have together)

Percy: the name "two bite brownies" is so demanding. Like, you can't tell me how many bites it'll take to eat my sweet treat, you corporate brand bitch. What if I have a really tiny mouth? What if I want to eat it whole like Kronos did with his kids? Huh? What then?

The argo II crew:

Piper: is he drunk?

Annabeth, unfazed: no, he's just like this.

Leo: I love him already.

#had this thought while eating two bite cupcakes #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #hoo #toa #pjo hoo toa #rrverse #riordanverse #rick riordan #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #jason grace #hazel levesque #pjato #argo ii #argo ii crew #the seven pjo

[kanechroniclesgraphicnovel]

Crossing the Mediterranean- Mark of Athena graphic novel, page 80

#prophecy of the seven #wisdom walks alone #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth #percabeth #argo ii #festus #mark of athena #demigods #heroes of olympus #jason grace #rick riordan #piper mcclean #boba #waterbending