#the audacity

[urrone]

#chocolate guy #the audacity #jurassic park #chocolate sculpture

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#quotes #feelings #emotions #thoughtful #wise words #the audacity #disrespectful #disrespect #wise quotes #dumblr

[shadowqueendiangelo]

Imagine you’re Grover and Annabeth. Your friend has just tricked you in an attempt to sacrifice himself for you. This is the second time this has happened to you in your life. You watch him fall out of the Arch. You see the three fates and watch them clip a string.

You think he’s dead. He’s definitely dead, no question. Except you go to look for him, expecting absolutely nothing, but trying to keep the faith.

And then he climbs out of the river, waves awkwardly at you, and says “hi.”

I would’ve thrown him back in the river.

#the audacity #the absolute unmitigated gall #i would have committed atrocities #pjo #percy jackson #pjo disney+ #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #grover underwood #annabeth chase

[dimpletheheck]

Jesse is not pleased.

She proceeded to aggressively honk at the sign

#digital art #my art #art #cartoon #furry #furry art #sfw furry art #swan #fursona #bird furry #oc #oc art #original character #original character art #aesthetic #aesthetic oc #anthro #anthro art #memes #i legit just noticed she doesn't have eyebrows- #whoops #bird memes #coquette #coquette aesthetic #aesthetic art #shes clutching her pearls fr #the audacity #birblr

[spacerockfloater]

Cersei Lannister & Rhaenyra Targaryen:

Are forced to marry someone they don’t love, so they find solace in the arms of a family member and commit incest

Seduce members of the Royal Guard

Have their husbands murdered because they didn’t like them

Have three bastard kids

Commit atrocities to claim the Iron Throne

Betray their allies when they feel threatened

Rule with fire and blood

Live in constant paranoia so they murder innocent servants whom they believe will betray them, even if said betrayal would be a direct consequence of the way they treat their subjects

Are hated by the people

and lets us not forget the -

But no, please go ahead and tell me all about how Rhaenyra is this feminist icon who has the divine right to rule over hundreds of thousands of people because her daddy said so, therefore if I don’t support her I’m a misogynist.

#house of the dragon #house targaryen #team green #hotd #anti rhaenyra targaryen #pro team green #anti targ stans #anti targ restoration #anti rhaenyra stans #game of thrones #got #asoif/got #cersei lannister #house lannister #hotd critical #anti team black #the hypocrisy #the audacity #performative feminism #anti daemyra #anti daemon targaryen

[hopeidontgetaddictedtothis]

It's amusing that this dude seriously thought mOnEy would somehow placate this obviously otherworldly being who just said he's not calling any "human" agency.

#sandman #the sandman #calliope #netflix sandman #sandman netflix #sandman edit #lord morpheus #the audacity #the secondhand embarassment was real #dream of the endless #morpheus #netflix the sandman #gifs #gifset

[mirrorballvr]

"There is no 'this'. This is nothing."

"And I am nothing," Neil prompts. When Andrew gestures confirmation, Neil says, "And as you've always said, you want nothing."

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #if I was Andrew I would be fricking dead #the AUDACITY #nora sakavic

[thaliasthunder]

apollo & nico describing will as "sweet demeanor" and "inoffensive" as if this bitch wasnt actively up to kill his own relative

#the audacity #will solace #pjo #hoo #nico di angelo #nico di angelo x will solace #rick riordan #rrverse #riordanverse #solangelo #apollo #percy jackson #pjo/hoo

[adimouze]

If i were checo and these two gay losers laughed at me like that i would commit arson

#daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #f1 #the audacity #the cheek the nerve the gumption

[wombywoo]

Fëanor was the mightiest in skill of word and of hand, more learned than his brothers; his spirit burned as a flame ⁜

#silmarillion #fëanor #lotr #tolkien art #feanor #my art #look at this man and his ruffled collar 💅 #the audacity

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Eddie *waking up*: Did I die?

Eddie *sees Buck sleeping next to him*: Is this heaven?

Taylor *knocking on the door*: Buck, open up, it's Taylor

Eddie: Oh, god, it's hell.

#911 fox #911 #911 buddie #buddie #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #quotes #Taylor #I have nothing against her per se #Except I'm in my rewatch era #And HOW DARE SHE KISS BUCK RIGHT AFTER EDDIE WAS SHOT #The audacity #the gumption #And the gall #Also #I'm not a fan of her as a person #And I don't think Eddie is either #Canon or fanon #Let's be honest #J'adore buddie #they're in love your honor

[dashing-through-ecto]

The user @mysticalcrowthings is posting very obvious AI generated images and keeps denying the use of AI.

They are not tagging their posts appropriately and want to decive you into thinking that their art was made by them.

#danny phantom #ai generated #the audacity

[lina-studen]

it was probably brought up before, but I'm becoming pretty convinced: no one besides lenore can't hear the raven talk.

lenore now have had multiple encounters with the raven, first being all the way back in the first episode. I've seen some people speculating that she's the only one that can see him, because every time he disappears right before someone else sees him. and although I don't really vibe with this idea, I'm actually pretty sure that lenore is the only person who can hear the raven.

no matter which panel we're looking at, it's fairly noticeable that the raven doesn't really speak. like, he doesn't open his beak to utter word. and his creepy speech bubbles only add up to the feeling that he uses some kind of telepathy to communicate.

it's especially clear on the second picture here: when the raven opens his mouth, he's simply croaks. lenore hears him talking and laughing, but from the side it looks like this bird just makes bird noises.

I'm not sure what that means for the story and the character, but excited for how the plot will unwrap. I genuinely have no idea why would lenore be different from other students and what the raven was implying, but... we'll see, I guess.

#nevermore webtoon #this dude just drops some extremely vague lore bits and flies away #like #the AUDACITY #lenore nevermore #raven nevermore #nevermore webcomic

[podcastwizard]

It Happened to Me: Some Guy Made a TikTok Where He Just Read My Tumblr Post And Laughed And It Got, Like, Fifty Thousand Likes In One Day

#it was the DnD Jokes That Are Always Funny btw #at least my username was visible but #the GALL #the auDACITY

[xiaq]

Story time: Nosy, tone-deaf neighbors.

We went to a Superb owl party last night at our friend's place down the street. It was an eclectic mix of climbers, neighbors, and family. One of the neighbors was a woman in her 50's who was already drunk when we got there, about 10 minutes after kickoff. Before even introducing herself, and having never spoken to me before, she asked if I had any babies. I said no and she said I needed to "get on that" then asked where my husband was and if she needed to have a word with him.

Again. I have never spoken to this woman before in my life.

I told her we weren't planning to have any babies. And she said, "Oh honey, don't say that, people who don't have children are selfish, pure and simple"

I said: "I'm definitely selfish then."

She was a bit confused by that. "Well, that's fine when you're young! Count your money for a while. But--how old are you?"

"Thirty-two."

"Well eventually you'll need to grow up––and it should be soon if you're already in your thirties––and realize you can't be selfish forever!"

"No, no. I'm planning to be selfish forever."

I was placid. I maintained eye contact. Stymied, she shifted her attention to my friend who has been trying for a baby for three years, is currently on her second round of IVF, and had a miscarriage last year.

"What about you? Do you have babies?"

Friend: "Trying."

"Well stop trying and start having them!"

Friend: "Ah, thank god for that advice. I had no idea. That's what I've been doing wrong."

And then she noticed my friend wasn't wearing a ring and started lecturing her about having babies out of wedlock despite the fact that she's been in a committed relationship with her partner for years.

Again. This woman has never met either of us before. The audacity. No point to this story other than a reminder that a person's choice to procreate, and the way they go about doing it, is literally never your business.

#pregnancy #kids #childfree #the audacity #the karens are at it again

[sporkberries]

I think this may genuinely be one of the worst tweets ever made

#the audacity #this is so awful #spork says stuff #dc #lois lane #my adventures with superman #twitter