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#the goblin speaks
raventroll80 · 4 months
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So I’m making a bird tier list and I wanted to add some prehistoric birds to the list, so instead of just grabbing some pictures from the internet like every other bird, I chose to draw them.
On the left is Kelenken, a species of terror bird, and on the right is Anchiornis, one of the first dinosaurs we were able to find out the colours of.
I’m currently working on Archaeopteryx who, as we all know used to be known as the first bird, which I find very fitting to have on a bird tier list.
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thegoblinprincescrown · 11 months
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“Greg Hirsch, ATN with Tom” vs “Tom of Siobhan”
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i wish i was more like. an abstract being.
i wish i was the embodiment of a vague concept, like whimsy.
let me be whimsy, like in its physical form.
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ashes2ashes-air2air · 10 months
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rain is so nice
It just be nice spishy splashy and pitter patter
It make ground all squishy and make worms wiggle and plants grow fast and help dirt be dirt, and make smell good and wash the shinys and make goblin brain go brrrrrrrr
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buggedboi · 14 days
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A GOBLIN MANIFESTO
AWE & WONDER AT NATURE - RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO ONLY FIND BEAUTY IN FLOWERS - WE HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO REJECT BUGS AND DIRT FOR WE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO FEAR SEEMING UNCLEAN. THIS IS COLONIAL NONSENSE. NATURE IS MESSY AND COMPLEX AND ROTTING IS A FORM OF CREATION - EMBRACE ALL LIVING THINGS AND MARVEL AT THEIR PLACE IN THE ECOSYSTEM.
COMFORT IS RESISTANCE - PRIORITISE COSINESS! DOPAMINE DRESS, CUT YOUR HAIR IF YOU WANT, WEAR LAYERS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE BUT FEEL GOOD ON YOUR BODY. ADVOCATE FOR YOUR NEEDS!
SHARE, DON’T HOARD - YOU ARE A GOBLIN, NOT A DRAGON. GREEDY GOBLINS ARE AN ANTISEMITIC TROPE - INVITE OTHERS TO ENJOY WHAT YOU FIND AND CREATE, INCLUDING NON-GOBLINS - MAKE OUR COMMUNITY IRRESISTABLE
PRESESERVE & PROTECT - NEVER TAKE MORE THAN NATURE NEEDS WHEN FORAGING OR COLLECTING - A FULL BAG FOR YOU IS A CHASM FOR BUGS. RESPECT LAWS THAT PRESERVE THE ENVIRONMENT, CREATE MISCHIEF BY WRITING TO YOUR MP ABOUT THEIR SUSTAINABILITY ACTIONS TWICE A WEEK.
LOOK DOWN FOR COOL STUFF ON THE GROUND, NOT ON OTHERS - PREJUDICE HAS NO PLACE IN THE GOBLIN COMMUNITY. MANY OF US ARE MARGINALISED AND FINDING FELLOW GOBLINS IS A HAVEN. MAINTAIN THE SAFE SPACE AND RESPECT THOSE OUTSIDE OF IT WHO MAY NOT UNDERSTAND US - SHOW THEM JOY IN A CULTIVATED COMMUNITY RATHER THAN DESPAIR AT BEING AN OUTSIDER.
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anirlgoblin · 7 months
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Put this on Twitter but I thought ppl would like it here too! Showing off all the instances of the tomatoes in Splatoon 3 or as I call them: Squidmatoes or Inkmatoes! Here it is on the ketchup bottle in the locker room:
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Here it is on the MakoMart pricing posters! I found it funny that they grow upside down by the ketchup bottle has it growing point side up!:
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And here they are in the produce section:
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And they also appear on the MakoMart player banner as well:
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Feel free to add more that I missed! Idk why but I find them so cute! I love these silly lil squid tomatoes 🦑🍅
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commentgoblin · 2 months
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super bowl bombing of Rafah
How am I to sleep tonight Knowing in the morning I will have to read The death counts of strangers on the other side of the world Strangers with names I will not know And families I cannot comfort And homes that are destroyed forever
How am I to sleep tonight Knowing that while my eyes are closed Children will be bombed Or shot Buried alive Or burned
How are we to move on from this? How have we ever moved on from this— This rhyming condemnation of humanity, This curse soaked into the earth like blood, This blood?
How do I sleep When there is so much blood It feels like I am drowning?
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party-rockers · 6 months
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Just ate an absolutely obscene amount of candy on break
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the-gay-goblin · 6 months
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Hoo, so life's been fun /s
But I'm alive and happy and back online cause I remembered I have [tumblr]
Anyways, moots- feel free to dm me and catch up!
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paulthegoblin · 1 year
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I'm so bad at talking about myself, and blogging about it? For everyone to see??? Absolutely not. But I'm gonna try and be more active on here posting my work and stuff so fingers crossed I actually do that lol
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raventroll80 · 5 months
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thegoblinprincescrown · 11 months
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Partners in Crime-Solving
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i feel so silly searching this up why isn't this a subject taught in school this should be in the curriculum
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the-blonde-goblin · 3 months
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I've been feeling gayer lately and i think it's cus of my gf forcing me to read the locked tomb series
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depressedtheatrekiddo · 9 months
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Rule number one: Don't open Tumblr when u with family.
I know okay??? It was a dumb decision:v
BUT YESTERDAY I WAS AT FAMILY DINNER AJDKWNSKLWKSMWKQ
I opened Tumblr bc I was bored af (*goblin voice* bad idea u gay elf>:])
SO
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The things is that— currently my Tumblr is all matchablossom.
And well uhm...
😃😃😃
NOBODY SAW ANYTHING BUT—
THE FEAR I FELT 🤧😭
*heart attack x1000*
My dad looking at me from the other side of the table like: 👀👀👀
And the rest of my family don't give a shit:D
But my heart stopped—
I swear on Dustin's mom 😌💅
(Sorry I had to do it, I need Stranger Things again.)
So loves don't be like me and stay safe.
Have a gayday u all:3
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katiekatt697 · 11 months
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Nature persists 🖤
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