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lewyhellark · 4 months
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the middle really is powerful (too powerful they have don quixote)
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jullovve · 1 year
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'i mean seriously where did that guy go to summer camp?'
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wingedblooms · 2 months
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The river to Hel
This meta builds upon theories in Peering into a pit of hell, The space between, Forbidden secrets, Flower of life, Blooming dreams, Bright as the dawn, and Heart of the night court. It includes spoilers for hofas, so please avoid if necessary.
In Heart of the night court, I wondered if there could be a doorway to Hel under/on Ramiel that is linked to Temple of Chaos (Wyrd). I’m very curious about the Pass of Enalius on Ramiel, the heart of the land, that seemed to breathe—
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like the pit at the heart of Chaos’s (Wyrd’s) temple seemed to breathe.
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In the stone illustrations leading to the sacred peak on the Prison island, we see a Helscape beneath the land. Is it possible that the land above mirrors the Helscape below? And could the dark water in the Bog of Oorid, which flows underground, into the sacred peak in the Middle, and into other courts—including the Night Court—be the start of the path on the black river in Hel? A River Acheron Archeron, like @offtorivendell theorized long ago?
Nesta and Bryce make similar observations of the dark waters in both places:
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The black surface of Oorid is even compared to a mirror, just like the Temple of Chaos seems to mirror the Temple of Wyrd in Midgard. Is Oorid a reflection, near-mirror, of what lay beneath, like sister-glass?
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As indicated by the mist, it is a thin place, which means the veil between worlds is thin there. The color of the water may even be from black salt. Bryce and Hunt use black salt in Avallen, combined with water, to travel to Hel in a dream.
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Before the land was cursed by Fionn’s death, it was once a sacred place (like the three sister peaks). People used to lay their dead to rest in the bog.
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Did its waters, like a solemn stag, once guide souls of the dead to Chaos’s (Wyrd’s) womb at Ramiel?
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If this place does mirror, or bleed into, the path to Chaos’s (Wyrd’s) temple, then could the violence of Fionn’s death have defiled it?
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Theia and Pelias may have violated the peace and beauty of this sacred place by ruthlessly killing the king who also seemed deeply connected to its land. It withered upon his brutal death, falling into a deep winter.
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When he was drowned, Fionn was gagged and bound. What if his soul remains trapped in its watery depths, unable to make the journey home? Perhaps Elain, a lovely fawn with vibrant spring behind her, might be able to guide him to the womb of the Mother, her sacred temple, and right an ancient wrong. Could this act of peace purify the darkness of Oorid and thaw the winter gripping its soul?
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I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
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Someone needs to throw at me some sitcoms to watch i'm sad and disappointed in life i need to hide in the manifactured world of comedy
Stuff that i watched and liked:
Big bang theory
Modern family
How i met your mother
Parks and recreation
Mom
Ted lasso
The good place
Scrubs
Community
The middle
Unbreakable kimmy schmidt
Schitt's Creek
2 broke girls
Superstore
Brooklyn 99
Please please please recommend me something similar to watch asap
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merymoonbeam · 2 months
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Rose bloom in a mud field–Elain–The Middle
Okay listen...I had this theory that elain would be trapped in the prison but what if it is actually the middle?
The reasons are Elain asked Amren about changing her body and if she could have chosen a male body instead. You have to read the first post I tagged to understand it as a whole.
But basically amren says this
Her brows narrowed. “I had to give something up. I had to give me up. To walk out, I had to become something else entirely, something the Prison would not recognize. So I—I bound myself into this body.” (acowar)
And we have the elain scene in acofas asking questions.
Mor opened her mouth, laughter dancing on her face, but Elain asked, “Could you have done it? Decided to take a male form?” The question cut through the laughter, an arrow fired between us. Amren studied my sister, Elain’s cheeks red from our unfiltered talk at the table. “Yes,” she said simply. “Before, in my other form, I was neither. I simply was.” “Then why did you pick this body?” Elain asked, the faelight of the chandelier catching in the ripples of her golden-brown braid. “I was more drawn to the female form,” Amren answered simply. “I thought it was more symmetrical. It pleased me.” Mor frowned down at her own form, ogling her considerable assets. “True.” Cassian snickered. Elain asked, “And once you were in this body, you couldn’t change?” Amren’s eyes narrowed slightly. I straightened, glancing between them. Unusual, yes, for Elain to be so vocal, but she’d been improving. Most days, she was lucid—perhaps quiet and prone to melancholy, but aware. Elain, to my surprise, held Amren’s gaze. Amren said after a moment, “Are you asking out of curiosity for my past, or your own future?” The question left me too stunned to even reprimand Amren. The others, too. Elain’s brow furrowed before I could leap in. “What do you mean?” “There’s no going back to being human, girl,” Amren said, perhaps a tad gently. “Amren,” I warned. Elain’s face reddened further, her back straightening. But she didn’t bolt. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I’d never heard Elain’s voice so cold. (acofas)
And as you can see elain is confused when it is asked about going back to human. So what if it is something else. But again pls read the linked post it would make more sense when you read that.
At this point of the story I thought maybe elain would become trapped in the prison...but what if it is actually the middle instead?
We have this in acosf:
“The Middle is full of primal magic. It has its own rules and laws. Hunt the kelpies or lightsingers without provocation and you might find yourself trapped here.” (acosf)
So if you hunt something in there without provocation...you can get trapped. We have lightsinger theory for a certain character...just saying.
And I think hofas gave us a great reason to get back to the middle...fionn'd died there. He was killed there.
My parents often went hunting in the vast slice of land the Daglan had kept for their private game park, where they had crafted terrible monsters to serve as worthy prey. It was there that he met his death. A dark-haired, pale creature that could have been the relative of the nøkk in Jesiba’s gallery dragged a bound and gagged Fionn into the inky depths of the bog, the once-proud king screaming as he went under. Horror rooted Bryce to the spot. Theia and Pelias stood at the water’s edge, faces impassive. Petals began falling from the trees. Leaves with them. Birds took flight. As if sudden winter gripped the bog. As if the land had died with its king.
And we know fionn had the Gwydion and later Truth-Teller when enalius died.
My father had never shown himself to be giving—long had he kept Gwydion and never once offered it to my mother. The dagger that had belonged to his dear friend, slain during the war, hung at his side, unused. But not for long.
Elain is the only female to use Truth-Teller in acotar. So...what if we have to go back there to find an answer to all of it. Sarah loves to use ancient people and their memories as a whole to explain the history(example...silene) so what if we need fionn and his memories?
Also...I cant help but make this connection.
Acowar elain
Devlon let out a grunt at the sight of her. But Elain wrapped her own blue cloak around herself, averting her eyes from all of those towering, muscled warriors, the army camp bustling toward the horizon … She was a rose bloom in a mud field. Filled with galloping horses.
Acosf the middle
Islands of grass dotted the expanse, some so crowded with brambles that he could find no safe place to land. The tangles of thorns were a mockery of what might have been—as if Oorid had ever produced roses. Not a single flower bloomed.
Hofas bog when fionn died
A dark-haired, pale creature that could have been the relative of the nøkk in Jesiba’s gallery dragged a bound and gagged Fionn into the inky depths of the bog, the once-proud king screaming as he went under. Horror rooted Bryce to the spot. Theia and Pelias stood at the water’s edge, faces impassive. Petals began falling from the trees. Leaves with them. Birds took flight. As if sudden winter gripped the bog. As if the land had died with its king.
So elain and the middle???
Also another point is...the avallen island was like the prison island because Helena hid 1/3 of theia's power there and once bryce claimed that power...the island went back to what it was.
Helena had bound the soul of this land in magical chains. No more. No more would Bryce allow the Fae to lay claim over anything. “You’re free,” Bryce whispered to Avallen, to the land and the pure, inherent magic beneath it. “Be free.” And it was.
It was no longer gray and thrashing, but a vibrant, clear turquoise. And rising from the water, just as they had seen on the map Declan had found, were islands, large and small. Lush and green with life. Forests erupted on the island they stood on, soon joined by mountains and rivers.
So what if fionn did the same before he died? What if the middle is the way it is bc before he died...he bound himself to it so the magic of the land was bound?
And we need elain to free the land? As bryce did to avallen?
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hotandfunnywomen · 5 months
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Taylor Swift
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two-maroon-ghosts · 4 months
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Lowkey down hard for Axl Heck and don't even try to come for me. I love this man. He is is beautiful. His personality is relatable. Why wouldn't I be in love with him.
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propaganda:
❌ "pass ricardo bc you know making one wrong move during sex would get you killed painfully. like hes hot and all but its not worth the risk"
✅ "Ricardo propaganda. He would respect your taste even if hes not into it himself, he could also probably smash you until both of you are satisfied. I dont think you would ever be unsatisfied by sex again. The only con i can think of is calling him big brother might be a turn off for a lot of people. But yeah as long as you both enjoy it and all, there probably wouldn't be any issue."
❌ "LUSCIOUS RICKY IS A LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯"
✅ "I think he’s a little cuteys. no idea why. But he’s kinda smoishy"
✅ "lets go to the hair salon together and be luscious and in love. i will be so good ricardo i promise (heart eyes)"
❌ "yeah i'll smash ricardo. smash him with a mallet until he is naught but dust"
"members of the middle can't take their chains off. do you really want to hear nonstop jingling while you two are at it? or worse, the chains get caught in your bush or your titties... eugh"
❓ "Ricardo was the one to finally give Kromer some competition in the City’s Worst Haircut department"
✅ "truly no one more fitting for the role of big brother than a guy who is physically big ^.^ tall... broad shoulders.... huge muscles...... and his.. no.... i shan't say."
✅"Stripper name. Peg the shit out of him."
❌ "he can suck my ass. Hate this bitch brother, Ryoshu had the right idea. I would pay top dollar to get a restraining order on his ass. I never want to experince him again, let alone have him in bed. If I fuck him, it's a hate fucking."
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K, idea time again. What if I made a sort of thing with Marv from the middle music video where it’s like a vigilante x vigilante thing. Or even like a miraculous ladybug thing. Idk, just thinkin.
(Btw if you don’t know who Marv is it’s this guy 👇)
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dangerk33paway · 4 months
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i may be stupid but nobody knows more about early-mid 2000s dysfunctional family sitcoms than me
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dangerdazee · 15 days
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me wanting to do a full in-order rewatch
vs
my list of favorite episodes
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They just don’t make shows like The Middle anymore
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russolaw · 2 months
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Johnny, standing in front of his burnt apartment: hey, Daniel!
Daniel: what the hell happened?
Johnny: oh you know how it is with the economy.
Daniel, flabbergasted: the economy burned down your apartment?
Johnny: well, no, that was a massive fire.
Daniel: why didn't you call me?
Johnny: are you a fireman?
Daniel: I'm your boyfriend for god sake.
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sapphire-imeo · 7 months
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Him🥵
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