#the only person ever ❤️

[ahalliance]

[In French] Doigby, Presenter: “But who is this person?

[In French] Étoiles: So the story’s a bit mad, because you have to know that Baghera joined a Minecraft server that she said practically changed her life, which is the QSMP. And basically, the CEO, or the person who made the QSMP, who is a superstar in Mexico, took a plane from Mexico to come here in order to support Baghera. And I find that incredible, it’s Quackity.

[In English] Étoiles: Quackity — how do you feel? Like, it’s amazing, you come all the way from Mexico to come there?

Quackity: Well, I— I flew from Los Angeles, it was a thirteen hour flight, but I’m here to see this incredible event, the French community is amazing. This is an incredible event. And I’m here to uh, root for Baghera and Horty!

[In French] Étoiles: He says that he’s completely— that he finds it impressive just how incredible the event is, that he flew more than thirteen hours by plane to come here, and to, well, to support Baghera and Horty, and that, well, he’s having a wonderful time—“

#qsmp #étoiles #quackity #gp explorer 2 #so sorry idk the main presenter’s name 💀 I DON’T GO HERE #literally only french speaking person ever to not follow squ*ezie’s content it feels like #jay rambles #edit: his name is doigby ty saecookie for the info ❤️

[junkartie]

I think the most crushing autism experience is friends/romantic partners eventually figuring out youre masking bcz if you keep it up long enough its also off-putting & unnatural and then insisting you act like yourself- only to realize they in fact do not like your real self and make comments about how annoying/different youre acting all of a sudden. ❤️🧎‍♀️

#realest shit i ever said #anyway this has hapenned so many times that im convinced only 3-4 people actually can stand me. ❤️🙏 #literally makes me sooooo mad too #‘’nooo youre not being yourself with me please ill accept you no matter what’’ #no actually. you do not like me sadly 🙏🙏🙏 #ughhhhh #i be in situations #this isnt a jab at myself i am so cool and funny #and trust im self aware enough to know the traits people dislike about me are fr harmless but could annoy someone easily. #so its not really mine or their fault #plus literally my brain just does not work like a neurotypical person #sorry i do not feel about things the way u do

[yesokayiknow]

rewatching the wedding of river song just for those five minutes of all three ponds sitting down at home and talking ;-;

#also for amy killing kovarian ❤️ #we were robbed! robbed i tell ya! #do you know what i would've done for more domestic scenes of them. do you know who i would've killed #they barely got to interact as a family! and it was always in the context of talking abt the doctor!!!! god. #i've been feeling a lot abt the ponds recently #i mean i always am but yknow #i watched the s5 angel 2 parter the other day #and river is CONSTANTLY checking up on amy throughout it. always asking how she is. the only times she looks scared is when amy's in danger #she loves her parents so much and can barely ever express it. god #mini ep where martha & river meet and talk about how shit the universe treats them dsakjdsakjl #also amy being like oh god i killed a person. what does that make me. to her former assassin daughter is always so so funny #it makes you based amy. next question #doctor who

[compacflt]

The poor SECDEF being referenced in Ice's postcard as an unfunny man and then in the Slider POV where Ice and Mav talk to SECDEF and have some sort of inside joke where they laugh about them. I love all these small inside references that feel like Easter eggs. How do you keep track of them when you're writing? Not sure if it will be in the 120k words of extra scenes (which I'm so grateful for, like I'd be fine with even just scraps) but being a fly on the wall while Ice interacts with the SECDEF be like sounds hilarious. Ironic that Ice thinks that he'd sit out in his retirement until he becomes SECNAV and then possibly SECDEF in "Debriefing" and that Ice has become the sort of unfunny man that lost his acerbic wit but regained it by the end in Slider's POV. Anywho I'm kind of in love with your writing and these characters and will sorely miss them when you're done posting these extras. Thank you for writing this fic and the extras and the WIP Wednesdays and everything. I know you've got other writing projects and wishing you the best, and can't wait until the 120k words drop this weekend. :)

to be clear the secdef ice says is unfunny/the secdef ice & mav laugh about at his retirement party are these two fucking guys

im very hesitant to label anyone war criminals even for Funny Reasons because words do mean things., but when it comes to Bob gates i do get all twitchy and hair-triggery

i think ice being secdef after being secnav is unlikely at best & impossible at worst but the thought of him stepping up to do it during bidens second term & then having to deal with. like. china invading taiwan is unbearably funny to me so it’s not out of the question in my fic universe because it would be good for the bit. first openly gay secretary of defense and he sends the US to open all-out conventional war with China,

#No Republican President would ever have him in the cabinet due to uh he’s gay #thank you for the sweet ask anon ❤️❤️❤️ i love you! #sorry for reneging on my ‘this weekend’ promise ☹️ #too lazy to google right now to fact check. so if ur hyper obsessed with DOD officials like me then correct me if im wrong. #but i believe Bob gates is the only person in history to join the CIA as an entry level employee #&then rise in the ranks high enough to be director of the CIA. #like the Costco CEO who was originally hired to drive forklifts #but anyone who worked for the CIA in the 80s & 90s is on my shit list tbh #cringefail organization after desert storm #tom iceman kazansky #there is something to be said about ice & mav being ABLE to live openly together by the 2010s #but the fact that it does actively restrict especially ice’s opportunities for employment by like 50% after he retires #it still puts them at a disadvantage!! like ugh they jus can’t win

[casiavium]

All of these "who has more anything gender!" polls are just. white man without extreme body builder muscles v white man without extreme body builder muscles. The gender is "masculine" stop pretending it's universal

#even worse is when it's 'tradionally feminine' v 'traditionally masculine (without super ripped muscles' and the notes are all #she's the opposite of gender he's THE only gender ever. #'gender' isn't even androgynous anymore it's just some guy #vent post #idk I'm just kind of 😬 about people not seeing binary girl or even predominantly feminine as 'gender' whatever the fuck that means #you like androgyny when it's on twinks but don't think the butch lesbian that only calls herself a woman is 'gender' huh #and something about genderfluid characters only ever being accepted when they're in their 'not cis' presentation (cough ze l da) #like..i consider myself genderfluid and sometimes have guy-adjacent euphoria days #(still think about everyone who he/hims me when I cosplay Link ❤️) #but... I get just as much when I'm wearing what's 'expected' of me like skirts and dresses and makeup and am seen as a girl #because a lot of times growing up i wasn't really included in the girl stuff but was still too girl for the boy things :/ #and I feel like. everything focuses on the andro of androgynous that they forget androgynous doesn't mean vaguely fem guy #it's like. shiek is winning the gender poll. but zelda wouldn't. even though they're the same person and one doesn't exist without the other #nonbinary but the binary isn't girl-boy it's trans-cis #nice dichotomy idiot #what lies outside of it

[murobrown]

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#let me vent here real quick #bachelorette/bachelor parties are one of the most stupid concepts we ever created #it's disgusting and humiliating to me #if I'd have a person who loves me enough that they decide that they want to spend the rest of their life with me it's like an ultimate win #i mean what more do you want to achieve in life? isn't that like a main goal? #I don't even mean marriage that's useless but just that safe warm loving feeling #and then you gather all your friends and you're going to look at it as game over????? #so anyway I should attempt a stupid bachelorette party this weekend and it's useless and incredibly expensive #and it's full of activities that are totally outside of my comfort zone like drinking and dancing and being half naked in a spa #and you have to wear some dumb accessories so that you also humiliate yourself in front of everyone #and first I thought will be able to handle it but yesterday I panicked and asked if I can be excused from all those activities #and people don't understand that my concept of fun is different from theirs #and i don't mean this in any negative way towards those people #it's just different for me and I'd love you to understand that #but... it's also not nice from me to ditch them last minute and let down my friend that's getting married #but yesterday I just had this moment when I thought fuck no I'm going to think about myself for once and it's just not right #because then you make people upset... #the actual wedding is another thing I dread...it will be an actual nightmare and there's no way I will ever escape it #so yeah I'm just full of emotions and I don't know what's the right thing to do and how to keep others happy and myself calm #at least last night I dreamt about Jake Bugg hugging me and if that's not the sign I'm going spend the rest of my life with that man... #i also decided to survive both of those events sober just to make it more challenging for myself #alcohol has way too many calories and i just want stay in control of my brain #i will see if the only three friends i have will resent me after this #i needed to sort my thoughts here even though I know ot doesn't look like so #i hope that you all are having a wonderful day and doing fantastic ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rotisseries]

NARINES 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what if there were two guys that not only hated each other viscerally on a personal level but also everything they individually stood for and they tried to kill each other and there's no universe where they both make it and they have a hundred differences and a thousand similarities and they both die for drako and this started as a joke but why does narines lowkey go hard

narines will be an absolutely banger #Problematique rarepair when you're famous

#hashtag Problematique because people who don't ship it will be unable to shut up about it being SOOO TOXICCC #just because rin attempted a bit of genocide 🙄🙄🙄 #god forbid women do anything these days #people would be like “rin is literally SO toxic and the power dynamic is unhealthy and and and andand-” #like babe I promise you they would BOTH be absolutely horrible. nate would give as good as he gets. peace and love❤️ #anyway no yeah I honestly love considering the wide variety in shipping culture the tbos fandom would have this would be so funny #like when I sent you that ask about “do you think drakonate+akila would be a popular ot3” #and you were just like “that would suck so fucking bad and nate would kill her” #which like. YES. #I only meant that I'm familiar with ot3 culture and the top one is always main mlm couple+ the woman at least one of them would date lmao #ANYWAY. idk where I'm going with this. yes conceptually narines kinda fucks lmao #I'd read fanfic for it I know this. I am willing to try out a lot of things when reading fanfic #and I'd see one person post about it and I'd be like???? and get curious #and then I'd stumble across a 30k one-shot that's brilliantly written and perfectly handles The Themes and The Tragedy #and it would probably be my guilty pleasure forever and ever. whoops #ask #tbos-main #hi hella!🔪

[gideonisms]

Saw goncharov fanart and actually thought it was gideon & harrow.......everything reminds me of Her (gideon nav)

#congratulate me i just wrote like 8 single space stream of consciousness pages of a paper that was due 2 days ago #now to spend an hour making it make sense another hour wrangling citations and deciding how to phrase this oops i did it again email #i actually haven't oops done it in the first place in this class so maybe that counts for something #my life feels like a collection of 404 errors but i gotta remember! #these people have known me 3 months they don't have the 10 years of context ❤️ #as far as they know this is the one and only time i've ever oops done it #there's just like no good way to explain ever! #uhhh. paper late for mysterious reasons which are a secret ❤️ no questions please. in my defense it's good & fun & unhinged #love me please #okay side note do any of y'all ever see f*xhole court art and think it's gr*ddlehark #sorry but if you have a muscular person & a smaller person that's them.

[tsukidrama]

okay so like as im typing this out i feel lowkey pathetic as fuck but i just easily had the worst day of my entire life and i lowkey need somebody anybody who wasn't with me to tell me "im glad you're okay and u didn't deserve all of that"

i frew up....... for 16 hours nonstop 🤪 literally nonstop!!!! i am not exaggerating even a little bit!!!! it was constant and i have never been so scared that i was gonna die. can you even fucking die from throwing up? probably not but once you hit a certain point it really really really feels like it.

it was so bad that we had to call my mom. and still with both her and mars tending to me like i was a baby, literally doing everything for me from getting me water to changing the tempature or fixing my blankets, it didn't help even a little bit.

it started at 6pm. at 6am i was about to start slamming my head against the wall until i passed out so mama took me to urgent care. we got there as soon as they opened.

walked in there and broke down like i haven't broken down ever before in my life just begging for the pain to stop

this story actually has one of the happiest endings as far as my medical fiascos typically go. the doctor who came into see me was an actual literal angel on earth. i wanna buy him a card or flowers or some shit. a lot of the time i don't get a lot of sympathy with this condition (on account of me being "too young" for my IBS to be as severe as it is) but this fuckin man not only prescribed me some really good medicine but he actually stayed in the exam room with me for probably 45 minutes, specifically just calming me down and comforting me. and it worked. the meds were a big part of course but it was honestly the best therapy i've gotten in years. i have been in an out of hospitals/urgent cares/emergency clinics more than i can count. the medical bills i rack up are horrifying. and i swear to god that ive never ever encountered a medical professional anywhere near this level of compassionate. especially while sick and throwing up like that. probably 2/3rds of the time i get written off as "just having a panic attack"

#nd dont even fucking get me started on that one time that the most shriveled fucking hag of a karen took one look #at the fact that my urinalysis showed up positive for THC and completely refused to anything for me. didnt even give me an IV even though #i was so dehydrated that my skin had lost all elasticity. anyway not the point here im just upset about all the mistreatment in the past #it was such a breath of fresh air to be treated like a person. and i didnt even go into detail bc it feels so personal but the doctor today #like actually genuinely cared. and was getting me to open up about stuff that i didnt even realize was bothering me. he was judt so kind #the only doctor who ever cared so much is my psychiatrist ❤️ who will be hearing from my mentally ill ass very shortly ❤️❤️❤️ #tsuki speaks #emetophobia tw #vomit tw #medical tw #medical cw #nasty and TMI tw idk #i just really really needed to get this out #🫵🤨 pls like this if you read it. its not that deep or anything it will just make me feel less alone right now #as u can probably tell im having a bit of a mental health episode at the moment

[ciderspunk2077]

Not to be self indulgent… but V(ance) going on a gig where he has to go undercover as a supermodel again

#taking to myself tag #Vk #Vance kusanagi #Venus Kusanagi #I also HC that They have been to Dogtown before the events of phantom liberty #but it was as a young teenager when they had to get chipped #and likely also did a fashion show there before that I imagine mister hands or Kurt Hanson attended #wtv high-value individuals are in Dogtown anyways. mostly bc ppl who attend pretentious fashion shows like that are always the wealthy elite #in the events of 2077 V(ance) attends the black sapphire party as Venus #he doesn’t like it but he has to. bc In the events of 2077 he hasn’t fully transitioned #he’s only recently found himself (the years that he lived with Jackie and mama Welles was rly what helped him find himself) #so he’s still like in the process of transitioning technically. first was socially (after getting fired and with his choom) #and then is rly early in the stages of testosterone #he’s getting there ❤️ #but yeah uhhhhh love the idea of him having to don his old title again before everything and before he was V/ance #esp cuz in 2077 we know how fucked the supermodel world is (very) so getting to relive that but as an older #more in control person. it probably feels much better and to a degree fills him with confidence of like ‘why was I ever afraid of others’ #‘why was I ever afraid of being a person’ #also he has his own guns and weapons and chrome now and he can do whatever he wants <3 #woody voice: shut up johnny I’ll kill you

[enchantedchocolatebars]

HC: Okay, so you know how Kid Philip has the nickname 'Pip', right? (A name most likely given to him by Caleb). Well, I like to imagine that Philip also gave Caleb a nickname too! He called him 'Cale' lol! But only when he was little. He stopped when he turned a teen.

#(pip and cale lol) #(so cute!) #(lil pip: cale!😄) #(caleb: aww!😊 *inner thoughts* HE CALLED ME A CABBAGE!😭💕 ...I THINK😭💕) #(okay in canon he probably only called him caleb BUT IF HE GAVE CALEB A NICKNAME LIKE CALEB GAVE HIM???) #[in fanon at least. pip is the bestest thing ever and i hope the person who came up with it first is having a good day.] #(THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!) #(caleb the cabbage 🥬) #(also for those of you who like to take a deeper look into nicknames) #('cale' means dog and wholehearted) #(and like) #(caleb would probably be a 🐶 person) #(and in his short life he was a wholehearted guy❤️) #(so yeah) #the owl house #owl house #toh #emperor belos #belos #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #headcanon #headcanons #writing #my writing

[leenaur143]

happy birthday minho, the cutest 🐰🐱 to ever exist

#ahhh where do i start #minho is just someone who i saw for the first time and automatically just smiled every time since #his humour is top tier and his way of expressing love felt so close to home - he is unlike anyone ive ever seen before not only in his looks #but in his personality and mannerisms he's just unique in every way possible and like jisung so eloquently put it: he's weird - i like weird #his smile and his laugh literally make my day better every time i see/hear it and he doesnt know me but i love him 🙈🫶 #what an absolute angel on earth - i hope this coming year blesses him with success happiness and relaxation #i hope he knows how much us stays love him and how we appreciate every little thing he does for us and for his members - thank you lee minho #we love you 🫶 #happy birthday lee know ❤️ #lee know #stray kids #turtle talks

[waloeders]

that aita reply thats like everyone sucks here. never divorce never leave each other ur the worst ppl on earth and its for the best of everyone if u dont date anyone else.

yeah thats pre amnesia ailill/enver

#jupiter.speaks #❤️.enver #👤.ailill #> they get better n healthier! but pre game its not good for them jeeezzz #> tho i say its best for everyone. given the whole plot of the game thing. maybe not ahsbdjsnsm #> but no theyre not great together mainly cuz ailill is super into bein bhaalspawn/durge n cant admit feelings ever #> like hes just a not great person to be around. envers the only person outside of bhaal cult (+later ketheric) that he talks to #> n enver knows this! he knows he cant ever admit to really lovin him bc theyd probably end up fightin n bhaal would order ailill to leave #> so they like. mess around n have a sort of we're in a relationship but we're not admitting it thing goin out #> n later when ailill returns w/v little memory n resisting the durge n they reconnect? then it gets a bit healthier #> its a lil power imbalanced at first but i think in my canon enver gets his ass kicked outta archdukehood or somethin #> after that its like. a way more equal relationship #> jeeeez this a lot of text srry n ty for reading <3 lore spam

[fisherfurbearer]

Hey! I hope you don't mind the message - I just wanted to say, your tags made me cry. I'm so happy that our makin silly lil creatures over here could mean something to you all these years later. You absolutely can do what you want, and make a living at it, and more people need to hear that. Everyone in our lives told us we couldn't - we were just too stubborn to listen. I sincerely thank you, I'm going to look at these tags anytime I feel discouraged, and I hope we can make you a monster one day. <3

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! I didn't see this originally and finally checked my inbox and saw this.

Now I'm feeling teary eyed ... I genuinely think it was artists like you both, Melissa Curphy (@missmonstermel), and Allison Theus (@crispyfishsticks) who showed me at a young age you CAN make awesome monsters and be wonderfully successful and HAPPY doing so.

I'm not joking at all when I say I found your DeviantArt over 10 years ago and it stuck with me ever since. I've kept up with Homemade Horrors since then on multiple platforms. It was always a dream of mine to have a custom monster made by you both, and now that I have an actual career position (transgender healthcare, which still doesn't feel real! That this is happening and it's Real!!) I may be able to afford that someday. ❤️

For reference this is the post and tags and if you like the looks of this gorgeous creature you should DEFINITELY give them a follow!!!!! Homemade Horrors are AMAZING and everything Worms and Bones make together is always so full of love and creativity.

#so emotional rn #there are artists ive kept up with for... oh man #yeah holy shit 11-13 years ago now #from back in middle school if not earlier than that since i think i found other artists #before then in 5-6th grade #so somewhere between 11-16 years!! #theyre like. part of my normal internet/art world exposure #and knowing theyre Real people and watching life improve and art grow and change and them become more well known and successful #(in any definition of the word) #well thats just the coolest thing ever!! c: #worms n bones in particular were and ARE so important to who i am as an artist and a person #i think theyre one of the first times i EVER saw anyone go by they/them and it was a very Huh... thats neat! moment #AND NOW LOOK AT ME... #top surgery was last Tuesday (its now Sunday!) and im 2 weeks into a career in transgender healthcare #been going as Fisher for a year now #my job ONLY calls me Fisher (Chosen Lastname) and its just. amazing #being unashamed of who you are and doing what you want to do. thats so freeing. and seeing happy successful adults doing awesome things #from a young age REALLY makes a difference ❤️

[scottishstoner]

Cuddling up with my boyfriend watching Good Omens :)) feeling great ❤️ love him so much

#4 months know each other and almost 2 months dating now I’m always at his place omg I practically live here lol #he hates when I leave to go home but I’m not a prisoner lmao he’s so chill I love him sm #and he loves me a lottt too it’s amazing never had this before #granted I’ve only ever been with 2 guys before in relationships and slept with but he’s the best I’ve had in every way #he’s caring he’s fun he’s also a Sagittarius… a lot in common he’s not perfect but neither am I #anywayyy #good omens #that gif is what we’re like btw he loves tickling me for fun and urghhh ❤️❤️❤️😩 #g* #my love life #personal

[fellhellion]

I gotta be honest chief the writing for Dana so far is just kind of. bad. She keeps hitting wildly different emotional stances from her previous ones and not only does the writing not bother to give her the journey between point A and B, but it just sucks me out of getting invested in a character that DOES have interesting relationships with the cast.

Why does Dana kissing Gabriel while still being engaged to Miguel not effect how she approaches her fiancé or Gabe his brother OR how they understand each other GIVEN THAT THEY ALSO USED TO DATE? What about Gabriel and current gf Kasey?? Fuck me idk!

Why does none of that history affect how Dana approaches her interactions with people like Conchata???? Who knows!

Why does she pick Stone - who openly admitted to drugging her fiancé in an attempt to coerce him to remaining at the company - as the person to needle Miguel about not spending enough time with her????

We don’t have much of an understanding of her character outside of these relationships but even then, what’s there just feels so confused and poorly written.

90s comics INKNOW you can write women this is driving me insane

#tunes talks critical #it’s so fucking bad I gotta be real #the first arc has some absolutely banger moments (Miguel truly taking up the spiderman mantle is my personal fave) #but good lord. Dana has like. issues with her interiority only being related to men yes #BUT ALSO HER CURRENT INTERIORITY MAKING NO SENSE? #this comic honestly alternates between some really fucking SMART and fun ideas/executions (god I want the corp proxy war arc back so bad but #who knows maybe it comes back and I just haven’t got to it) #and the dumbest shit ever ❤️ and I say that with love but like also. god. #tunes talks 2099