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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Queen (Band)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Red Special/Roger's car, John Deacon & Brian May & Freddie Mercury & Roger Taylor
Characters: The Red Special, Alfa Romeo, Roger Taylor (Queen), Brian May, John Deacon, Freddie Mercury, Jaguar the Player, Volvo the Good Family Car, Rolls Royce the Pompous Ass
Additional Tags: Crack Relationships, Humor, Pining, Cars, Car Accidents, Crack, Light Angst, Insecurity, Wrote a silly thing made myself emotional over cars
Summary:
Roger Taylor might have been in love with his car, but his car only had headlights for the Red Special.
In which Roger's car pines after Brian's guitar.
Little something I wrote for @queenrarepair but forgot to share here. I’ve had this idea for quite a while now, but never rly had a proper moment to write it down before. So thank you for the event, and here it is, the rarest of rare pairs: The Red Special and Alfa Romeo the Lovesick Car 🎸🚗.
(And yes, Voxmobile is a real thing.)
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Brian captured the Red Special going through airport security
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Queen's Instruments
A selection of guitars belonging to British rock band Queen, including Brian May's banjolele, circa 1977.
(Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images) (x)
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Hello, yes, the Gotham Knights cutscene where Jason was trying out his new “rubber bullets” on dummies and Tim stepped right into the line of fire and dared Jason to shoot if he really thought the bullets were soft enough to be non-lethal and Jason recoiled in horror?
I still think about that at least once a day. 🥺✨
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I just love your Tim drake as it's just practically getting jumpscared everytime and I just love that
Also can we talk about the wonder twinnss and the FIC!
tysm !! i will go into heavy detail about the scientific sliding scale of jumpscares between the wonder twins and timmy drake
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Catocala unijuga, the red once-married underwing moth.
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demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this
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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. X
Batman Special
Spoiler: Who's your favorite superhero?
Batman, forced to be there against his will:
Batman: I don't have a favorite superhero.
Redhood: You don't have a favorite superhero?
Nightwing: Everyone have a favorite superhero!
Batman: Not me.
Spoiler: He is different. He's weird. He doesn't fit here. He don't want-
Batman: Stop.
Nightwing: I have a favorite superhero.
Red Robin: Who's your favorite super-hero?
Nighwing: Superman.
Batman: Superman?
Nightwing: Superman.
Batman:
Batman: I raised you.
Nightwing: He took me to bawling.
Batman: Yes I know he took you to bawling– I was there.
Nightwing: Yeah? (genuine) And?
Batman: What do you mean "and?"-
Red Robin: Okay. Okay. Who's your favorite Robin.
Batman:
Batman (through his teeth): Jarro.
(collective gasp and offended noises)
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Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?
Jason: I got him a Glutemaster
Barbara: Really? Me too!
Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.
Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.
Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.
Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰
Later-
Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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“He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football” is maybe my favorite addition to firstprince canon
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HAPP Y DE MON
also some aiolis
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Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]
Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls
Batman: Hood-
Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack
Batman: Nightwing-
Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]
Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol
Red Hood: You did
Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it
Batman: Which was?
Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"
Nightwing: So obviously, we had too
Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!
Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone
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Love these robots with existencial crisis and their weird looking cats that aren't actually cats but rather slugcats
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