#the secret history textpost

[macaulaytwins]

A lot of people read the secret history and say “why would they do something like that” “oh how could they be so horrible” well I’ll tell you why:

Francis: mommy issues, rich

Camilla: blonde

Charles: blonde as well, repressed

Henry: only child

Richard: loser

Hope this helps x

#worst tag yourself #tsh #dark academia #the secret history #francis abernathy #henry winter #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #richard papen #donna tartt #books #book post #meme #shitpost #textpost

[secret-history-hyperfixation]

Richard and Francis, respectively.

#richard papen #francis abernathy #papenathy #the secret history memes #the secret history textposts #the secret history #tsh memes #tsh textposts #tsh donna tartt #tsh #henry winter #charles macaulay #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay

[dorkacademia]

the tumblr girlies should stop sleeping on donna tartt's the little friend. it has something for everyone. the waifish coquette dollettecore lana del rey aesthetic preachers. the weirdgirls™. the ones with religious trauma. the southern gothic enjoyers. the has-been formerly rich + stately family enthusiasts. unconventional family lovers. americana advocates. childhood adventures tainted by a dark presence appreciators.

murder past, death everlooming, danger sought, hazy summers and fabricated memories. it feels like a soporiferous, hazy, hot summer afternoon daydreaming about your town's mysteries and making up unseemly explanations for them or reading your favorite childhood adventure book while knowing how it would realistically end.

tw for repeated use of the n word tho

#donna tartt #the little friend #the secret history #the goldfinch #nvm these im just trying to make more ppl read tlf #coquette #dollette #lana del rey #girl interrupted #lisbon sisters #the virgin suicides #southern gothic #midwestern gothic #fiction #writing #textpost #religion #christianism #brain translations

[currentlyonstandbi]

I am nothing in my soul if not obsessive.

#yeah thats right we now return to our regular broadcast of angst posting about this film after a brief interruption of textpost memes #did not realise there's only a 10 photo limit to each post lmao i've never hit it before until now #so i had to go back and turn the 3 sets of individuals images into 1 image to i could fit them all #fun times for me #🤡🤡🤡 #anyway i finished the secret history just over a week or so ago and even though i've moved on to the song of achilles now it still haunts me #like minds #murderous intent #like minds (2006) #nigel colbie #alex forbes #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #nigel colbie x alex forbes #the secret history #donna tartt #i think whatever inspired this post is diagnosable in the dsm-v #sorry if this makes absolutely 0 sense i think reading the book provides a lot of the context for it #putting all the scenes together really had me realising how many times nigel traumatised poor alex over the course of the film #and the colbie house incident isn't even here. no wonder he's evil by the end of it

[nevert-the-guy]

me: Okay YouTube, I've been telling you that I am not interested in videos by or pertaining to Racist McWhiteboy, specifically mentioning that I do not like the video, even though I do not watch them, almost every time they cross my feed. Do you understand what I am trying to get through to you?

youtube: I understand. We will continue to recommend you a variety of videos by or pertaining to Racist McWhiteboy until we can unite you with your ideal Racist McWhiteboy experience.

#youtube #textpost #webbed site #is it someone i'm subscribed to? #are they a secret racist mcwhiteboy fan? #did i watch racist mcwhiteboy content in the past that got stuck deep in my likes? #did i just click on a racist mcwhiteboy video recently and forget to remove it from my history? #how exactly does this happen? #i hate it here #i just wanna listen to vgm remixes and watch some simple lets plays #is that too much to ask?

[sleepyyghostt]

NNEVER MAKE FRIENDS WITH HISTORIANS  one day you’ll casually mention something government related that your great-grandfather did and your friend will ask what his name was, and when you reveal it he will shout OH! and then recite not just your own relative’s detailed personal history but THE WAR CRIMES AND OTHERWISE SHADY SHIT that he would have ALMOST CERTAINLY been involved in. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK

#HES LITERALLY NOT EVEN FAMOUS. WHAT. WHAT. #WHO THE HELL KNOWS AUSTRALIAN MILITARY HISTORY IN SUCH AGONISING METICULOUS DETAIL #to clarify there are no particular *publically* known bad things *specifically* connected to him but its all like #secret service related so its inherently confiedential and also inherently near certain incredibly shady shit considering the context. #THIS IS SO SURREAL #textpost tag #id say what his actual position was cause its actually pretty interesting but i also dont wanna doxx myself lmao

[grendelsmilf]

what do you think anne, marcy, sasha and sprig would be like on tumblr

great question adorable question

anne’s blog is basically just her bedroom but more of it. thai things, lesbian things, her favorite music/artists (a lot of kpop), her favorite shows (she reblogs gifsets of suspicion island with tags that are way too fucking long considering the writers themselves definitely did not put that much thought into the show), her favorite athletes (mostly just serena), her favorite movies (ranging from terrible cheesy romcoms to indie cult classics), cute cat pictures, calming aesthetics, fun fashion looks, and posts about how much you should love & cherish your friends. she doesn’t make that many original posts, but her tags are so sweet & funny that she gets a lot of asks anyway. once she disappears her mutuals just assume that she found a steady gf & stopped using tumblr, so they’re all like “aw i miss her but good for her i guess :(“ if only they knew...

(she comes back with little fanfare, just reblogging her usual kinds of posts again, and when she gets asks inquiring about her whereabouts she's just like "oh i was in greenland for five months. there was no wifi lol." she posts a lot more animals (besides cats), especially frogs and bugs this time around, but nobody questions it because. it's tumblr. everybody loves frogs now.)

marcy’s blog is actually rly popular because she is constantly making lengthy original posts about such a wide variety of topics that there’s something there for everyone. there’s a lot of rpg & fantasy & video game stuff, but also a lot of engagement with non-fiction, whether it be history, science, math, or music, and since she’s clearly so knowledgeable about so many things, no one would guess that she’s actually only 13 and not like, a grad student. she has one of those usernames that is long & kinda cheesy but she can’t change it now bc it’s, like, her brand, and people are constantly referring to her by the first word of her url as if that is her name. sometimes she shares her art or music she's working on too, and even though it’s not super polished or anything, it always gets a lot of notes just bc she has so many followers. when she suddenly drops off the face of the earth, her followers won’t stop sending her asks to check if she’s okay, and then a bunch of her other followers get super defensive and are like “she’s probably just focusing on writing her dissertation right now and doesn’t have time for hobbies. leave her alone!!!”

(she's still on tumblr as an adult, but mostly uses it to answer asks every once in a while and promote the new chapters of her webcomic, which has a huge following both from longtime followers of her blog and from new fans who just recognize the inherent awesomeness of it. she now posts her other art, bonus panels from her comic and also some miscellaneous stuff, on her patreon though, so her tumblr is mostly an archive of her teenage self. she doesn't have it in her to be embarrassed though. after all, she was a really smart kid.)

sasha’s blog is so confusing bc half of it is like tender lesbian pics and half of it is like blood & gore & weapons. she also just makes a bunch of personal vent posts that make no sense, and she loves those posts where the op is basically larping as like, an evil mad scientist. her blog is a fucking mess and she has basically no followers because she just uses tumblr as like an anonymous diary and for once doesn’t actually care about how she’s perceived. sasha has seen anne & marcy’s blogs before, but she pretends that she doesn’t really know what tumblr is around them simply because she refuses to let anyone know, even (especially) her closest friends, about this secret abomination.

(the few followers that she does have can steadily track her mental health improving over the years, and they're quietly rooting for her as she posts less and less, even if they do miss her funny textposts about swords and girlbossing. by the time she's 18 the only social media she uses is bandcamp. good for her.)

sprig is 10 and also new to how the internet works in general so when he makes a tumblr after seeing anne scrolling thru it on her phone he has absolutely no idea how to use it and mostly just posts original drawings he does of his friends back in wartwood. everyone thinks these frogs are ocs of his, and don’t really understand why he keeps referring to the little yellow frog character named ivy as his “girlfriend.” he thinks he is just sharing his culture with the good people of the internet. everyone assumes that he’s nonbinary because of his name, but he’s like “no im just a little frog boy!!” which of course only reaffirms to these people that he is like, a white transmasc in his 20s. anne gets worried that he’s gonna expose himself, but then she sees that he only has like 50 followers and she’s like actually ykw i think we’re fine

#sorry for answering this uhhhhhhh 8 months later #i have a lot of asks in this inbox ok #frogshowposting #amphibia #cavehags #ask #anne's url would be thaidyke #it works on multiple levels #(two levels to be exact) #actually now im gonna see if thats a url someone actually uses #missed opportunity if not #anyway #update: this is not a url anyone is using. if any thai lesbians who enjoy puns and tie dye are following me & reading this pls feel free

[omegamoo]

tagging system!! for my own sanity.

basic tags:

original textposts

favorites

save

polls

asks

my art (hopefully?)

art and writing tags are ducked up but tagged on my pinned so use that 👍

art requests

ask games

misc:

space stuff

red pandas

cats

art

colorguard

theatre

music

fantasy tag is also in pinned (it’s #15%) doesn’t work here bc it’s a silly tag ha

heartvelope ask game

fandom:

dsmp

empires

life series (catchall tag for stuff not specific to a season)

third life

last life

double life

limited life

secret life

hermitcraft

homestuck

babel

toh

eeaao

hadestown

loz

botw

character specific tagging:

jade harley

c!niki

chidae (ah!moo)

flower husbands

desert duo

boatem

milfverse tagging:

sapapp

dotl

t4tsmp

olivia

bebop

whittled pantheon tagging:

reblogs

lore/worldbuilding

iota

iota + fortuna

agathodaemon

daemon + tyche

flower twins (daemon & iota)

statikos

trichotomy

palaemon

sopping wet quartet

aides

melior

failsafes

ailiar

daemon and palaemon

friend tags:

tgm

moss

twig

lush caves

demikitties

artemis

polar

nova

irls (general)

ellie

posts for my history teacher

gremlin

art house server

#ramblings #save #ignore if on your dash #this is just for my own organization and i’ll link it in my pinned #and now u can find all of my wp tags easily

[arywizm]

do you ever think about the fact that Donna Tartt wrote that beauty is terror line in the secret history and then wrote the goldfinch, which in its entirety is about singular beauty being the only value in life and how those statements aren't mutually exclusive because I do and it makes me want to simultaneously inhale every piece of art ever created and destroy mona lisa with a hatchet

#also because I have an attention span of a drunk fly #wasn't a velasquez painting slashed by a suffragette #watch me spend next two hours hunting for information on google #the goldfinch #the secret history textpost #the secret history #The Incredibly Simplified Interpretation #donna tartt #dark academia #AR noise pollution #AR books

[illampu-literature]

borrowing your lovers book and reading their annotations

#dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #light academia #literature #classic literature #studyblr #aesthetic #romantic academia #dark studyblr #dark cottagecore #tsh #the secret history textpost #the secret history #donna tartt #literature aesthetics #english lit major #english majors #romantic academia aesthetic

[macaulaytwins]

The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation btw. If you even care.

#the secret history #dark academia #tsh #donna tartt #btw if you care #book post #lit #henry winter #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #richard papen #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia textpost #autumn #winter #meme #txt #books #btw if you even care

[secret-history-hyperfixation]

Memes / Textposts that remind me of TSH

Richard 🤎:

Henry 🖤:

Bunny 💛:

Francis 🧡:

Charles 🩵:

Cloke in his old age:

#the secret history textposts #the secret history memes #tsh donna tartt #tsh #the secret history #tsh memes #richard papen #francis abernathy #henry winter #charles macaulay #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #cloke rayburn #secret history

[godofstupidsentences]

Bunny: people who sleep with socks are weird

Francis: people who don’t sleep with socks are weird

Henry: people who sleep are weird

Charles, drunk: I was a sock, once

#yeees I’m back lmao #did you miss my bullshit? #source: tumblr #the secret history #tsh memes #the secret history incorrect quotes #the secret history textpost #bunny corcoran #henry winter #francis abernathy #charles macaulay #dark academia memes #dark academia

[percicofeels]

the rest of the murder clique: don’t kill yourself

henry: I might!

the rest of the murder clique: don’t kill yourself..

henry: I MIGHT!

the rest of the murder clique: that will ruin the meal dude come on

#the secret history #the secret history meme #tsh #tsh meme #tsh memes #tsh textpost #tsh shitpost #the secret history shitpost #the secret history textpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect the secret history quotes #incorrect tsh quotes #dark academia #dark academia memes #henry winter #spoilers #the secret history spoiler #spoiler alert #tsh spoiler #richard papen #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #francis abernathy

[running-out-of--thyme]

my mom just asked me what i do every single day in my room besides reading and listening to music and i had a shortcircuit trying to explain to her that yesterday i fell down a rabbit hole and spent 8 continuous hours looking through the henry winter tag on this website

#the secret history #the secret history shitpost #tsh #tsh textpost #tsh shitpost #the secret history textpost #henry winter

[ebullience42]

Mix your aesthetics.

Listen to The Killers or Queen or Foo Fighters whilst annotating Shakespeare. Drink coco-cola out of a wine glass. Wear those black spikey punk heels to an art gallery. Wear smudged eyeliner and red lipstick but keep your hands perfectly manicured. Rock out to classical composers whilst you spead along the coast.

Mix your aesthetics. We don’t have to be one thing. We contain multitudes.

#aesthetic #dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #light acadamia aesthetic #light academia #light academia aesthetic #my post #rock and roll #rock and roll aesthetic #pretentious #the secret history #queen #freddie mercury #aesthetic textpost #aesthetic memes #shakespeare #hozier #hozier memes #harry styles #harry styles memes #sex drugs and rock n roll #vintage aesthetic #vintage #writing #poetry #writing motivation #writing prompt #writing memes #books