the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this
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The Toymaker: And this is Amy Pond. She died. So sad.
The Doctor: Hey, where's Rory?
The Toymaker: This episode is only an hour, we don't have time to cover all his deaths.
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The Master, meeting the Doctor again after being trapped in the Toymaker's tooth: Oh, so do you use that "Let's travel the stars together" speech on every guy who tries to kill you? Whore.
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I am a Clara lover, but im ngl the Toymakers confused and disrespectful 'she was killed by a... bird..?' Was SO FUNNY
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Not only did the Doctor offer to travel with the Toymaker, playing games across the cosmos, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MASTER, but he ALSO left the Master JUST LAYING THERE on the top of UNIT tower. By the end of it, there were TWO WHOLE DOCTORS and NEITHER of them stopped to pick my poor little cringe-fail off the floor. They either assumed he got folded into the box with the Toymaker or decided to leave him there, and I don't know which is worse. The Master鈥檚 going to complain SO MUCH about this, and it'll probably be his evil backstory for a little while.
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the toymaker: the master is inside my mouth rn
the doctor: god i wish i were you
the toymaker: what
the doctor: what
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